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graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts
i heard that goldrush apples were good

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A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Hasters posted:

Windows blows, but Gruber is stupid for thinking Apple will be selling Rolexes and not Tags.

gruber tends to be correct and has been writing about apple for a decade and you have an lf avatar soooooo

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

graph posted:

i heard that goldrush apples were good

one of the great parts about living in new york is that often there are test apples at wegmans :yum:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Hasters posted:

Gruber is stupid for thinking Apple will be selling Rolexes and not Tags.

lol. your cute.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

lol@ thinking apple well sell any of these

move over lisa there's a new kid in town

theadder
Dec 30, 2011


to openly defy steve is one thing but to do it in this of all possible threads i am incensed

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

theadder posted:

to openly defy steve is one thing but to do it in this of all possible threads i am incensed

well at least you'll smell better

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

PleasureKevin posted:

man i dunno ever since the Management yelled at me and called me dumb i don't know if i can do this anymore

:smith:

let's never fight again kevin

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

emptyquote my posts or die
Today we're unveiling a Watch... a piece of poo poo... a waste of money... and something that's really bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. Do you get it?!

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

graph posted:

gruber says the gold iwatch is gonna start at 20 thousand dollers lmao

all the poors ITF are gonna get hella fuckin uppity

if you are not shocked by the price of the gold watch then apple didn't price it high enough.

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮
fujis are great, so are galas, so are honeycrisps

basically any apple but red "delicious" apples. I guess they're ok if you cut the skin off, maybe

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

Silver Alicorn posted:

fujis are great, so are galas, so are honeycrisps

basically any apple but red "delicious" apples. I guess they're ok if you cut the skin off, maybe

they weren't always awful

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/the-evil-reign-of-the-red-delicious/379892/

quote:

Apples that turned rosy before they were fully ripe could be picked earlier and stored longer, and skins with more red pigment tended to be thicker, which extended shelf life and hid bruises. But as genes for beauty were favored over those for taste, the skins grew tough and bitter around mushy, sugar-soaked flesh.

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?
what a time to be alive my prayers have been answered and the godly geniuses at apple will bestow us again with products straight out of heaven

im gonna start writing a diary. i wanna remember what life before an apple watch on my wrist was like

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


quote:

the skins grew tough and bitter around mushy, sugar-soaked flesh.
america.txt

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

lol

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

poty posted:

what a time to be alive my prayers have been answered and the godly geniuses at apple will bestow us again with products straight out of heaven

im gonna start writing a diary. i wanna remember what life before an apple watch on my wrist was like

it was good

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

much like in computers, mcintosh is the superior apple choice

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

lol

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
hi I will probably get an apple watch welp thanks for reading bye

ultramiraculous
Nov 12, 2003

"No..."
Grimey Drawer

The Management posted:

if you are not shocked by the price of the gold watch then apple didn't price it high enough.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
pretend i'm quoting the person who asked for a normal (read: not retard anroid) sized iphone6

tim if you do this for me i will buy it, i swear

You Am I
May 20, 2001

Me @ your poasting

maniacdevnull posted:

lol@ thinking apple well sell any of these

move over lisa there's a new kid in town

nice toxx

i like pink lady apples :)

trilljester
Dec 7, 2004

The People's Tight End.
timb, release the iOS 8.3 betas.

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID


#swag

gnrk
Apr 1, 2008
do soome of you retards really expect a new iphone to be announced in march? have you noticed a pattern over the past eight years regarding when they announce those things?

edit: yeah retards plural

DONT THREAD ON ME
Oct 1, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
Floss Finder

qirex posted:

what everyone wants: new macbook air
what it will be: revealing the hideously expensive pricing for the fruitwatch

wait the watch is a thing and not just a bad dream i had/

HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


why does any phone after the 5s even exist

it doesn't have any problems that need fixing

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
lmao if you are caring about march 9th for some stupid computer instead of the arrival of yospos' very first purestrain +1

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

apple will unveil...

the  Store

yes, the apple store redesigned to sell the watch.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Jonny 290 posted:

lmao if you are caring about march 9th for some stupid computer instead of the arrival of yospos' very first purestrain +1

a what now

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

pure laine

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP
daylight savings time will now be "daylight savings, sponsored by watch"

A Wheezy Steampunk
Jul 16, 2006

High School Grads Eligible!

gnrk posted:

do soome of you retards really expect a new iphone to be announced in march? have you noticed a pattern over the past eight years regarding when they announce those things?

edit: yeah retards plural

nice slur

computer parts posted:

daylight savings time will now be "daylight savings, sponsored by watch"

daylight saving time is singular not plural

carry on then
Jul 10, 2010

by VideoGames

(and can't post for 10 years!)

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

nice slur


daylight saving time is singular not plural

so is pedant

bobbilljim
May 29, 2013

this christmas feels like the very first christmas to me
:shittydog::shittydog::shittydog:
FALL BACK lamo
!!!!

PleasureKevin
Jan 2, 2011

certain  Watches will only be available in certain seasons.

only the white and black Sport will be available in fall and winter months

the brown leather loop obviously only in fall

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



i'm horny

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

bobbilljim posted:

FALL BACK lamo
!!!!

what everyone will wish they could do the day after iwatchos 2.0 is released

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

FOUR CUBIC FRAMES
DISPROVES SOFT G GOD
YOU ARE EDUCATED STUPID

but its normal for apple products to get slower with each os update!!!! *is always several minutes late*

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poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

Ripoff posted:

pretend i'm quoting the person who asked for a normal (read: not retard anroid) sized iphone6

tim if you do this for me i will buy it, i swear

it will not happen

first because with the amount of iphones they have to build it would have leaked like everything leaks

second the people who are savvy enough to tell the diff between a 4 inch phone and a huge phone know we are mid cycle and a lot would wait till the 6s

poty fucked around with this message at 04:40 on Feb 27, 2015

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