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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Serious Hardware/Software Crap > YOSPOS > [APPLE] crAPPLE EVENT MARCH 9TH MEGATHREAD [OFFICIAL]
 
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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 apple is dead

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

they weren't always awful

http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/the-evil-reign-of-the-red-delicious/379892/

quote:

the skins grew tough and bitter around mushy, sugar-soaked flesh.
america.txt

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 why does any phone after the 5s even exist

it doesn't have any problems that need fixing

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

poty posted:

are you pregnant

you told me you were taking the pill and it was ok to go bareback
:argh:

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

graph posted:

lol at .1% babies, im aware of several
planned parenthood saves lives

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Hasters posted:

This but unironically, assuming a 42mm rose gold with black crown.

uhm it's a digital crown you fuc king philistine

oh wow i spelled philistine correctly

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

:tipshat:

apples are great!! it's actually really hard to make new apples because:
it's really easy to make new apples because you can plant seeds from any apple and you get apple trees with all new apples

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

A Wheezy Steampunk posted:

you're right i should be more specific

it's really hard to make new good apples that people want to eat

right

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 ugh at all of those

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 i am excited to laugh at all the dumb + bad things then sigh heavily as the realization that all tech is trash sinks a bit further in

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Fabricated posted:



good lord is that tacky looking
remember that this pos is too thick to fit your shirt cuff over

and it's not waterproof

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

trilljester posted:

What was the big technical difficulty for the stream at the last event? Something about being in Chinese?
the audio of a chinese translator was played with the main stream
the stream kept failing

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Blue Train posted:

apple is the new samsung
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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

infernal machines posted:

lol at a bunch of nerds not understanding what makes a good product now that apple no longer makes them

just like stymie predicted, yopsos turned into iyg/dyp within a week of the iphone announcement
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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 smart watches are dumb and if you disagree you are also dumb

yswpos bithc

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

triple sulk posted:



I'm ready.
nice non-apple monitor you shameful idiot

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

trilljester posted:

Is it Jane Time yet?


ugh, text me

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007

Linguica posted:

I really hate the sort of bullshit mythmaking about leaders who sleep 4 hours a day / regularly go for 15 miles runs / subsist on nothing but sunlight and a thin glucose-based syrup
and "work" 20 hours a day where "work" includes "not work"

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HAIL eSATA-n
Apr 7, 2007


 the iwatch is an ugly pointless pos that needs to be recharged twice a day

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