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i hope they announce a bunch of really bad and dumb stuff like last time because it owned watching everyone despair over the heugephone and then slowly go into an IYG-level shamespiral trying to defend their inevitable purchase because consumer cult

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just when you thought it couldn't look any tackier

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Binary Badger posted:

http://appleinsider.com/articles/15/03/03/apple-watch-wins-prestigious-if-design-gold-award-ahead-of-public-debut


apple watch wins awards before they even announce the friggin thing


985 still works some places



good lord is that tacky looking

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infernal machines posted:

lol at a bunch of nerds not understanding what makes a good product now that apple no longer makes them

just like stymie predicted, yopsos turned into iyg/dyp within a week of the iphone announcement

gently caress you i predicted that too :mad:

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does cremnob normally freak out like this because i've kinda missed it every time if so

also lol what an awful little nobody

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ban cremnob :toot:

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Beast of Bourbon posted:

wait so just to be clear here, apple is selling 10k gold and pretending they've invented some new technology that makes it 18k gold?

something something will sell a bunch anyway something mcdonalds analogy

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the only person i work with who expressed anything but confusion at apple making a watch was the same guy who cried when steve jobs died and took a day off over it and tried carrying a cardboard replica of the iphone 6+ in his pocket to see if he'd be bothered by the size (he was)

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i got here late why is cremnob not probated

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yospos really does just like the dumbest poo poo that doesnt matter gas thread close yospos

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BeOSPOS posted:

where's the magic healing crystals app?

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surprised that more people aren't mad at tim's betrayal of steve since steve didn't believe in modern medicine

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outpacing PC for 10 years, at this rate they'll only reach significant market penetration in 150!

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good lord the gold one is ugly kill yourself if you unironically like that

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again why is cremnob not probated

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it is likely poo poo piss garbage but this is yospos

so glad i work with people who do actual work so we don't support pos' like this

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lmao no way can any of you really horrible posters justify that port

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don't talk about environmental responsibility when macs are just e-waste to begin with, particularly considering upgrade cycles are "throw old thing in trash, buy new thing"

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strange they're not getting rid of the air considering its...well, thicker than the macbook

MORE SKUS!!

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the watch is still so goddamn ugly

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APPLE WATCH: THE SOLUTION TO SPENDING 4 SECONDS PULLING OUT YOUR PHONE

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this is some android poo poo right here

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lol uber

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also lol more info that doesn't fit on the screen

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HOLD YOUR APPLE

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not even 24 hours under complete bullshit conditions

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lol hope some fuckign retard comes in here saying its for the chinese market or something

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So conclusion:

-Apple Watch bad
-New bad macbook sku, air heavier non-retina with overall better hardware??
-health apps no one will ever use

cool

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The Management posted:

the glowing apple is actually to shame non-Mac havers. when you look around a room full of laptops you can easily identify the poors for ridicule
where i work the glowing apples are used to spot pre-vet students and inevitable sophomore year failouts

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holy lol

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$80 please

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zen death robot posted:

all smartwatches are trash

wisdom

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did pissflaps have a stroke or something when he disappeared to the gay soccer thread for however long it was before he returned

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