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maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

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qirex posted:

what everyone wants: new macbook air
what it will be: revealing the hideously expensive pricing for the fruitwatch

apple died

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qirex posted:

the gold one will be very, very expensive, the cheapest men's gold rolex is like 30k

lol

it's still just gold plated right? please let me enjoy further laffs

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Apr 18, 2007

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lol@ thinking apple well sell any of these

move over lisa there's a new kid in town

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Apr 18, 2007

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#swag

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bobbilljim posted:

FALL BACK lamo
!!!!

what everyone will wish they could do the day after iwatchos 2.0 is released

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

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but its normal for apple products to get slower with each os update!!!! *is always several minutes late*

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Fabricated posted:

i hope they announce a bunch of really bad and dumb stuff like last time because it owned watching everyone despair over the heugephone and then slowly go into an IYG-level shamespiral trying to defend their inevitable purchase because consumer cult

oh yes, very much the exact same

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poty posted:

when i think of all the people with terrible smartphones who will eventually figure out how much better their life would be with a good one

i feel an impulse to ask for the biggest loan the bank will give me and put it all on apple stock

i think it's a good idea and you should do it

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Stymie posted:

whats overdog

idk, what's over with you dog! ! ! ! :xd::newlol::pram:

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Ocrassus posted:

I would just like to let the thread know that I will be buying an apple watch which band should I get im quite partial to the Milanese loop but I also like the steel bracelet.

solid gold so it matches your apple phablet, everyone at the next riyahd ducati owners club meeting will be so impressed!

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PleasureKevin posted:

how hosed will the beta make my mac that I need for work

it'll still be a mac so 100% worthless

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Apr 18, 2007

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:dukedog:

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qirex posted:

sorry to disappoint but it's samsung

only $150 of your earth dollars [was $250 whe it came out so it's a bargain]

looks like a trashy nexus 4 (sarnsang lol)

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good lord is that tacky looking

nah it's going to impress everyone at the big bahrainian-american social club

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qirex posted:

"and you can give it to your grandson"

apple already made that product it was called the apple iie

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Blue Train posted:

apple is the new samsung

apple means quality

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FMguru posted:


building out the apple retail stores to sell (and handle, and store) $10,000 pieces of jewelry will be an interesting challenge

can't wait to see my local mall look like something out of mad max and thieves sawing off arms to steal iwatches

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qirex posted:

in the last months 5 stores in SF including 3 high-end audio stores have been ram-raided, I don't see this helping with that

with the physique of the typical apple fan i guess those stores will be ham raided :razz::respek::iamafag:

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count the total number of armenian gangsters

count the total number of opec committee members and their male children

the sum will be the total number of apple watches sold

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GATOS Y VATOS posted:

gold looks like poo poo on white people.

it's the lack of contrast :smugbird:

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:shepface:

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qirex posted:

if I was going to drop $10k on a watch I'd get something unique like a jlc master calendar meteorite

why would you want that when, for the same price, you can get some tacky bullshit wrist computer that won't last a full day

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does 18kt gold bend under normal use?

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cremnob posted:

they absolutely will. they'll wear their apple watch daily and the rolex will be left at home for *special occasions* but even that will slip away when they realize the utility they'll be giving up by not wearing the apple watch

:newlol:

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ban cremnob :toot:

:agreed:

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suprised it took that long

better make room between the lisas and et carts for all the applol watches

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cremnob posted:

Apple Watch Battery to Support Five Hours of Heavy Usage, Will Last All Day With Mixed Use

http://www.macrumors.com/2015/03/06/apple-watch-battery-five-hours-heavy-usage/

switzerland is hosed

lol if your watch has a loving battery

loving clownshoe poo poo for clowns at clown college

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also good watches are made in glorious nippon uhh.. malaysia

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theflyingexecutive posted:

cremnob should be probated for all [...] due to his abominable

maniacdevnull
Apr 18, 2007

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example of a good, tech-heavy, luxury watch:

http://www.timelessluxwatches.com/reviews/how-spring-drive-works

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The Management posted:

why did you idiots nominate cremnob for the flamewar?

so he would lose and get banned

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qirex posted:

spring drive is super cool and if omega had invented it instead of seiko they'd be a lot more popular

im really hoping they get cheaper because i want one bad but i can't afford a $$$$ watch that i know ill just ding up somewhere along the time

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infernal machines posted:

thank god, i can finally force quit hung apps on my watch

this piece of poo poo's been hung showing a clock since i got it

anroid lol!

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let's argue about the density of the metal in the literal dumbest product ever sold anywhere by anyone ever forever

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The Management posted:

okay, what is the density of the metal in google glass?

thats not a product it is a Google X Moonshot Device that is provided to an exclusive class of Explorers only

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Mathhole posted:

what is chance of apple head mounted watch?

the band will easily fit around your pencil neck, poindexter

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The Management posted:

poty make the thread

he did lol

newreply.php posted:

the op of the other keynote thread is better, just my 2 centz

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zen death robot posted:

i always wanted a watch i have to charge daily

then i recommend an automatic, maybe a nice seiko 5. this compo watch will be terrible

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