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i'm horny
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 03:00 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:19 |
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i want a 2nd gen retinal imac but that aint gonna be til skylake. rip
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# ¿ Feb 27, 2015 05:35 |
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calling it now that the most expensive one will be $2999 it's the perfect price since people who have the money and are the target audience (the ones who buy apple products in the first place) will, and just cheap enough that poor people with credit cards can buy one and feel rich. apple wins either way
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 07:47 |
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cremnob posted:nah its gonna be 10k according to gruber yeah he's going to be wrong. no one but like .01% of people can afford a 10k watch and apple would be dumb as gently caress to ignore the simple fact that poor people love bling. the edition watches look gaudy as hell and normal rich people aren't gonna buy them so they should cater to those who will.
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 08:00 |
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 08:17 |
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it will cost $2999
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 22:56 |
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if you really, genuinely think that they are charging 10k for a gold watch then you are dumb the number of people with crippling credit card debt who will buy the poo poo out of it to feel better about themselves is far too great to charge an amount that they can't afford in the more literal sense. so you can have 10k people buy it at $10k a pop, or 50k people buy it at $3k you think it's targeted at rich people, but surprise, cause in reality it's targeted at poors. h t h
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 00:13 |
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Just-In-Timeberlake posted:nobody who wears a rolex is buying this or an omega or a bulova or a longines or a jeanrichard or any watch that uses moving parts to track the time
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:28 |
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cremnob posted:they absolutely will. they'll wear their apple watch daily and the rolex will be left at home for *special occasions* but even that will slip away when they realize the utility they'll be giving up by not wearing the apple watch lmao no
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:31 |
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people who will buy the ugly rear end gold watch: - persian men - black women - white trash housewives any of these groups may or may not have lots of credit card debt but want to own a gold watch that falls in their "affordable" price range but is a big brand name $2999. only at the apple store. also note that many poors own androids, often out of being dumb rather than not being able to afford them because you can get a 5s with the touch id and all for like $0 on contract now. by selling the gold watch to poors they will also have to get iphones for the things to be remotely useful. apple sells another few million.
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:36 |
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apple doesn't target the wealthy, they just give off the illusion of it
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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 23:37 |
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Dislike button posted:so the same people that buy jewelry in general? yes!!
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:35 |
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:45 |
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it's almost as if bluetooth doesn't exist
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 06:25 |
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i will eat a ban if cremnob is probated for a month
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# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 22:20 |
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it's worth the ten dollars to not see cremnob post. he is somehow a worse poster than i am.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 19:31 |
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http://leancrew.com/all-this/2015/03/apple-gold/ lol @ anyone that thought the thing was pure gold
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2015 23:37 |
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you know i was strongly leaning towards getting the sport watch but now i might not just to spite cremnob
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 02:42 |
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agreed. gas
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 06:34 |
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RIP Steve
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 04:47 |
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EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A URL INTO THE BROWSER. IT'S DARING FIREBALL DOT COM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, JOHN GRUBER. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME APPLE PREDICTIONS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY PREDICTED THE WATCH PRICE. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JEKRS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE FEATURES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNIng
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 13:58 |
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I'm ready.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 17:32 |
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give it to me tim
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 17:57 |
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chinese lol
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:02 |
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TIM
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:03 |
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h b o
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:06 |
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lmao get hosed everyone
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:08 |
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this is what a la carte will be like. eat it assholes
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:09 |
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$69 eat poo poo
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:12 |
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NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE NUMBER ONE
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:13 |
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ban cremnob
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:16 |
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Dirk Pitt posted:booooooooooooring this owns, gently caress you
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:21 |
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owns
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:24 |
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owns
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:29 |
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Tiny Bug Child posted:why have we spent 10 minutes talking about medical research because this owns
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:30 |
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i'm hard
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:31 |
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I AM CRYING
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:32 |
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GOLD
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:32 |
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YESSSSSS
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:32 |
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# ¿ May 14, 2024 18:19 |
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THIRTEEN POINT ONE MM THIN
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 18:34 |