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pram
Jun 10, 2001
i am pleased to announce : only 6 more days until mar 9 ;D

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pram
Jun 10, 2001

Blue Train posted:

*tilts back fedora, eyes apple watch*

looks like this apple...

*spits on floor, brings fedora back down over eyes*

is full of worms

*throws watch in trash in disgust*

terrible

pram
Jun 10, 2001

cremnob posted:

they are installing some custom made safes in the apple stores for them so they'll definitely be available

get in the flame thread u lazy parasite

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i am very excite

pram
Jun 10, 2001
do eet

pram
Jun 10, 2001

poty posted:

Let us therefore brace ourselves to our duties, and so bear ourselves, that if yospos lasts for a thousand years, men will still say, This was their finest hour.

lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

The Vinja Ninja posted:

Yeah, I cant wait for Cross Country teams in schools with mandatory iPads to force all the kids to wear an Apple Watch, to ensure the proper milage in training, and punish the kids with too low milage, and who run too slow by making them run more.

A good teacher could use this data, to benefit the world.

bitter fatty alert

pram
Jun 10, 2001
cables wants to be free

pram
Jun 10, 2001
teen boner chat. post your pro-est mitigation strats. mine was put hand in pocket to dampen bulge

pram
Jun 10, 2001

PleasureKevin posted:

it really pisses me off that there's now

  1. Lightning
  2. Thunderbolt
  3. Magsafe
  4. USB C
  5. Apple Watch Magnetic charger
  6. FireWire RIP

any one of these is a candidate for a universal apple do-everthing cable.

they could put the lightning charger in the new Macbook and i could charge the Macbook with my iPhone charger.

they could build data into MagSafe and i could interchanged chargers between Macbook products

they could let you magnetically attach the  Watch charger to the Apple logo not he back of the macbook and charge that way.

they could charge through the loving headphone port drat it

what was the loving point of making lightning like 4 years ago, and then the whole thunderbolt push, then the magsafe update.

pram
Jun 10, 2001
release the socks

pram
Jun 10, 2001
i have a rmbp. thanks for reading everyone :pram:

pram
Jun 10, 2001
when macbook air was released there was a 'macbook'

pram
Jun 10, 2001

eww

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Smythe posted:

so whats wrong with just having a revised macbook that was actually ther air but not called some dumb rear end new product?

maybe because the air sells well and although this appears to be a replacement why get rid of the air right now

idk ill talk to tim about it

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

then the ipad air came out, in which case air was meaningless, it was more of a new iteration, and it replaced the old one. it wasnt lightweight,. it was just lighter and thinner but performance wise better. not what we had come to expect from the air brand

this isnt true, they still sold the ipad 4 as 'ipad'

pram
Jun 10, 2001
theyre probably going to drop the macbook air imo

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

wow thanks for your opinion

u are welcome echi. and thanks for yours u loving smartass

pram
Jun 10, 2001

echinopsis posted:

http://watson-um-demo.mybluemix.net/?reset=true

i just analysed my post with watson

and

Output
Big 5
Openness97%
Adventurousness90%
Artistic interests7%
Emotionality6%
Imagination94%
Intellect96%
Authority-challenging98%
Conscientiousness75%
Achievement striving73%
Cautiousness97%
Dutifulness30%
Orderliness17%
Self-discipline38%
Self-efficacy60%
Extraversion4%
Activity level22%
Assertiveness3%
Cheerfulness2%
Excitement-seeking1%
Outgoing3%
Gregariousness1%
Agreeableness15%
Altruism23%
Cooperation79%
Modesty87%
Uncompromising72%
Sympathy99%
Trust81%
Emotional range31%
Fiery24%
Prone to worry8%
Melancholy45%
Immoderation3%
Self-consciousness46%
Susceptible to stress7%
Needs
Challenge61%
Closeness63%
Curiosity51%
Excitement65%
Harmony65%
Ideal54%
Liberty73%
Love25%
Practicality86%
Self-expression25%
Stability64%
Structure63%
Values
Conservation1%
Openness to change98%
Hedonism66%
Self-enhancement71%
Self-transcendence96%

lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001
what is pictured is that it looks like poo poo

pram
Jun 10, 2001
its horrible hinge

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Rahu posted:

I really like the 13 inch mpb and think it is a good computation device. 15 is too many inches imo

not what your mom said lol

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Raged posted:

8GB* storage on the watch

*only 2GB of music and 75mb of pics allowed lol

and its not a good email machine

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Raged posted:

where else are you going to be able to see pics of penises smaller that yours

i like this burn conceptually but it doesnt make a lot of sense in this context my friend

pram
Jun 10, 2001

ultramiraculous posted:

i'm told so, yes. they gave shipping bonuses for software basically up until they stopped charging for osx.

pram
Jun 10, 2001

Mathhole posted:

why have i known about apple watches for so long even though they don't ship for a month and are poo poo?

has apple ever shown products so far in advance?

you are extremely susceptible to apples advertising

pram
Jun 10, 2001

THC posted:

misrepresent my argument, great debate tactic there.

lmao at this guy

pram
Jun 10, 2001
the intent of my argument was clear, and your omission isnt gentlemanly behavior. good day sir!

pram
Jun 10, 2001
lol

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pram
Jun 10, 2001
im the insignificant peasant sneering at the god-lords of apple sitting atop their mount olympus of money

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