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Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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Today we're unveiling a Watch... a piece of poo poo... a waste of money... and something that's really bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. A Watch. A Piece of poo poo. A Waste of Money. And Something That's Really Bad. Do you get it?!

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Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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cremnob posted:

they should make the regular apple watch like $500-700 tho. then everyone will get it

i don't think so tim

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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Ah, yes!! my favorite organizational structure - the "pile"

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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i keep bashing my hands into the screen trying to wedgie this man

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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*apple stock plummets precipitously as nerd taps ChewyHams

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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this functionality is all really cool - it would be amazing if it were possible to do all of this on a screen that was slightly larger, for example, something "phone"-sized

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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this is really boring because this is all poo poo we've been able to do for like 6 years now, but now it's on a watch screen for reasons

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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after that dude tim cook looks like dwayne johnson

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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We've developed "All*" "Day**" Battery Life (Under certain Conditions)

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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tim please ease off on the ivesploitation

Polo-Rican
Jul 4, 2004

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anyone paying $10k for the watch will feel Pretty Dumb when the second edition comes out in 12 months and has double the features

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Jul 4, 2004

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Beeftweeter posted:

lmao @ that esc key

wtf is up with that keyboard

ahhhhhh the power button is now a key, right next to god drat backspace, ahhh!! no!!!

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