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devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
Batteries look like a rice field.

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MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Force feedback touchpad?

Why does apple constantly make other computer manufacturers look like dinosaurs?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Paul Allen posted:

FILL THAT poo poo WITH BATTERIES BITCH

I like this approach. Make poo poo tiny then the rest is batteries. Each key on the keyboard could be a battery.

Canned Sunshine
Nov 20, 2005

CAUTION: POST QUALITY UNDER CONSTRUCTION



Now give me a new Mac Mini that is a shrunken trash can too! Gah!

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
9 hours web browsing. Not as impressive as I was hoping.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
:siren:THE APPLE LOGO DOES NOT LIGHT UP:siren:

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Looks like the Apple logo is metallic and doesn't light up anymore.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Everyone on these photos is laying their iPhones screen down and it's triggering me hard.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

The Devil Tesla posted:

9 hours web browsing. Not as impressive as I was hoping.

I was hoping for something life changing with the previous diagrams of how stuffed to the rim with batteries it was. That figure seems about on par with typical haswell ultrabook improvements. What's costing that extra power?

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

illcendiary posted:

Looks like the Apple logo is metallic and doesn't light up anymore.

Good

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
charge while using HDMI? ha nope.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

Logikv9 posted:

charge while using HDMI? ha nope.

HDMI? Pssht AirPlay!

(this is actually apples logic)

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

LegendaryFrog posted:

I was hoping for something life changing with the previous diagrams of how stuffed to the rim with batteries it was. That figure seems about on par with typical haswell ultrabook improvements. What's costing that extra power?

It's less the power draw and more the small battries in order to hit price, weight, and size targets.

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.
Ooh Space Gray :swoon:

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
but drat that gray version looks so good

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
IVE VIDEO :siren:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Ive should be audiobooks.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

Logikv9 posted:

IVE VIDEO :siren:

This is where he somehow sells me on something that I was previously underwhelmed by. :P

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
Full sized keybald

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
Did we already forget why Magsafe was loving awesome?

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
So what's the price? $1200? $1500?

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer

Three Olives posted:

Did we already forget why Magsafe was loving awesome?

I love getting electrocuted by frayed wires.

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
I think Apple's idea is that you leave it in a safe place charging overnight and don't have to charge it during the day.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
I keep thinking they are saying "terrorist structure".

devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
You know what's better than a quick disconnect wire (it's no wires).

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
Good sound design on this video

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Paul Allen posted:

So what's the price? $1200? $1500?

MacBook Sport $999, MacBook $1599, MacBook Edition $46,000.

1997
Jan 20, 2008

calmer than you are
Anyone else notice the use of San Francisco on the keyboard?

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

"Terraced" kinda sounds like "terrorist."

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo

1997 posted:

Anyone else notice the use of San Francisco on the keyboard?

Yes and I'm not sure how I feel about it.

Rick Sanchez
Sep 22, 2004

AIDS!
#macbooklust

Calm down buddy

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
$1299 nope

asecondduck
Feb 18, 2011

by Nyc_Tattoo
WHAT


That is way, way, way cheaper than I was expecting.

Binary Badger
Oct 11, 2005

Trolling Link for a decade


Ships in a month.. sigh

illcendiary
Dec 4, 2005

Damn, this is good coffee.

lelandjs posted:

I think Apple's idea is that you leave it in a safe place charging overnight and don't have to charge it during the day.

Yeah they're laying that on pretty thick.

smackfu
Jun 7, 2004

Sure makes the MacBook Air seem like crap.

LegendaryFrog
Oct 8, 2006

The Mastered Mind

lelandjs posted:

WHAT


That is way, way, way cheaper than I was expecting.

Why? That is not a high end processor or specs... It's a bit higher than I would like if anything.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak


lelandjs posted:

WHAT


That is way, way, way cheaper than I was expecting.

Yeah that's a good price.

Vintimus Prime
Apr 24, 2008

DERRRRRPPP what are picture threads for????

Updating some of the later versions too, awesome

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devtesla
Jan 2, 2012


Grimey Drawer
New MacBook looks awesome, turning off the stream.

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