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Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Muscle Tracer posted:

I am an American living in Canada, so while I pay most of my taxes in Canada, I owe the US a pittance each year. This year I owe the IRS $71.

In Canada, if you want to pay taxes to the government, you enter "the government" in the bill pay section of your online bank, enter you SIN, and pay.

In America, you have to enter your entire life's history on a web form, which refuses to validate, so you have to sign up to pay $5 to some company to let you pay with a credit card, only to find out that they need the same life history and also can't validate it, so you try to sign up for an IRS account but they need a scan of your passport but you can't upload it from your computer you have to use your phone and they need a picture of your face for "liveness detection" but their app isn't compatible with your default web browser so you have to restart the process in a different browser and then since you don't have a US address you actually have to schedule a video call and submit two additional forms of identity verification. And, presumably, this is going to fail too for some inscrutable reason.

i've been doing that poo poo for like 17 years and every year my options for paying get worse, more confusing, and more obviously a kickback scheme to a private contractor who doesn't bother to use an address verification form that has countries or non-ZIP postal code formats built in. it gets more and more hosed every year. i am trying to give you money motherfuckers!!!! i am on the edge of sending pennies in a manila envelope

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InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
some dipshit from long island parked their car and boat sideways across the entire employee parking section at work. i hate people from long island with boats

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Had two encounters today with people taking up both lanes of the road. I had to swerve onto the shoulder to avoid the first, as it was a double yellow line; fortunately the second was on a road with two lanes going both ways so at least the rear end in a top hat wasn’t driving (a goddamn Bentley) into oncoming traffic. But in neither case were they just veering a little over the line, they were at least halfway into the other lane.

This is just months after they said that Ohio was going to “start” “cracking down” on distracted driving. Mhmmm.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
YouTube should not allow people to upload "videos" that are just still images while they talk over it. Podcasts belong in the podcast box, videos belong in the YouTube box.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

credburn posted:

YouTube should not allow people to upload "videos" that are just still images while they talk over it. Podcasts belong in the podcast box, videos belong in the YouTube box.
nah gently caress this im not going to two different websites just bc you can't simply not watch things

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

I’ve listened to podcasts on YouTube

Besides the ads it’s fine

I listen to music on YouTube as well

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
Some music (the DOOM Eternal OST comes to mind) is only properly available on YouTube. I am too cheap to pay for podcasts so I listen on YT as well - I usually throw on Behind the Bastards while I work out.

I can't remember if it was this thread or another where we talked about action movies that have unrealistic confrontations where the protagonist and the big bad trade dialogue instead of just killing each other immediately. It occurred to me that the Equalizer movies are an entire series of this trope. Every single confrontation McCall gets in is just him sitting there saying some ice cold poo poo and then killing everyone in a very improbable way. It's dumb as gently caress but I find it entertaining.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


The famous line "When you have to shoot, shoot, don't talk!" was supposedly improv, because the character was talking too drat much.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Mister Speaker posted:

I am too cheap to pay for podcasts so I listen on YT as well
Why would you have to pay for them? :confused:

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




Tiggum posted:

Why would you have to pay for them? :confused:

Yeah podcasts are one nice relic from the old internet. They are just RSS feeds pointing to audio files hosted wherever the creator chooses and the content is almost invariably free.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

lobsterminator posted:

Yeah podcasts are one nice relic from the old internet. They are just RSS feeds pointing to audio files hosted wherever the creator chooses and the content is almost invariably free.

what the christ era are you from that podcasts are from the "old internet"

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


credburn posted:

what the christ era are you from that podcasts are from the "old internet"

Podcasts have been around since 2000. Myspace wasn't launched until 2003. Facebook wasn't created until 2004 and didn't become accessible to the wider public until 2006. Podcasts predate the social-media-based internet.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

Tiggum posted:

Podcasts have been around since 2000. Myspace wasn't launched until 2003. Facebook wasn't created until 2004 and didn't become accessible to the wider public until 2006. Podcasts predate the social-media-based internet.

Pre-social media? That's what "old Internet" is???

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




credburn posted:

Pre-social media? That's what "old Internet" is???

We get it. You are cool and only consider Gopher and USENET "old internet"

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

credburn posted:

Pre-social media? That's what "old Internet" is???

Yes

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It started with proto-social media (BBS, Usenet) but from 2024 the pre-Myspace era is absolutely "the old internet"

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




It's a whole human generation ago. That counts as old.

Saint Freak
Apr 16, 2007

Regretting is an insult to oneself
Buglord

root beer posted:

Does anyone else think people have become worse drivers overall since the pandemic? I see more people barreling through red lights and dicking around with their phones while driving now more than ever, like everyone either just quit caring or they got the brain worms real bad

My wife works from home so she doesn't spend nearly as much time driving as me. There was a point last year where she was absolutely shocked to find out how often I honk my horn. I told her I probably end up using it at least once every single trip I drive.

She's been doing more driving lately for a mix of work/parental health issues and found out lol yeah you have to be on that horn or you're best case getting stuck behind someone at a green light forever while they look at porn or scream on speakerphone or take selfies or whatever, worst case getting creamed by someone just driving on the wrong side or through a red.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

My wife tries her hardest to avoid using her horn when people are so aggressively terrible behind the wheel because she fully expects them to pull a gun on her. It isn’t just the bad driving, there’s a ton of vindictiveness in these people.

Rabbit Hill
Mar 11, 2009

God knows what lives in me in place of me.
Grimey Drawer
I wish cars came with two horns: one loud angry blast, and one gentle little tootle.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Rabbit Hill posted:

I wish cars came with two horns: one loud angry blast, and one gentle little tootle.

https://youtu.be/tVwBTh_L-lY

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Rabbit Hill posted:

I wish cars came with two horns: one loud angry blast, and one gentle little tootle.

I feel like the tootle would somehow make people more mad.

Like how six hour probes always lead to the best meltdowns

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.

lobsterminator posted:

We get it. You are cool and only consider Gopher and USENET "old internet"

I am cool and I do consider BBSs and stuff "the old Internet."

That leads to a new ponderance: are there generational titles given to spans of years for Internet? While I might argue about what "the old Internet" was, a new age was definitely introduced by Social Media. I guess I just consider the span between BBSs and Social Media something that fits between "old Internet" and "social media Internet"

Negostrike
Aug 15, 2015


I'm the coolest and this is the old internet

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

credburn posted:

That leads to a new ponderance: are there generational titles given to spans of years for Internet? While I might argue about what "the old Internet" was, a new age was definitely introduced by Social Media. I guess I just consider the span between BBSs and Social Media something that fits between "old Internet" and "social media Internet"
I do actually have a classification system:

up to 1970: ancient
1970 - 1980: vintage
1980 - 1990: classic
1990 - 2000: retro
2000 - 2010: post-Y2K
2010 - now: post-cryptocurrency

I suppose it could use an update, 2020 - now: "post" C19

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Anything after 1993 is the Eternal September era of the internet.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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FFT posted:

I do actually have a classification system:

up to 1970: ancient
1970 - 1980: vintage
1980 - 1990: classic
1990 - 2000: retro
2000 - 2010: post-Y2K
2010 - now: post-cryptocurrency

I suppose it could use an update, 2020 - now: "post" C19

Stop naming generations decades "post". It's annoying and wrong to label a discrete set of years with a word that means "everything after this date". That's 2 different sets of numbers.

Atticus_1354 has a new favorite as of 20:31 on Apr 10, 2024

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Atticus_1354 posted:

Stop naming generations "post". It's annoying and wrong to label a discrete set of years with a word that means "everything after this date". That's 2 different sets of numbers.
I didn't say "generation".

lobsterminator
Oct 16, 2012




credburn posted:

I am cool and I do consider BBSs and stuff "the old Internet."

That leads to a new ponderance: are there generational titles given to spans of years for Internet? While I might argue about what "the old Internet" was, a new age was definitely introduced by Social Media. I guess I just consider the span between BBSs and Social Media something that fits between "old Internet" and "social media Internet"

Ancient internet: Pre-web
Old internet: Early web
Bad internet: Post-social media
Nightmare internet: Web3

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


lobsterminator posted:

Ancient internet: Pre-web
Old internet: Early web
Bad internet: Post-social media
Nightmare internet: Web3
Just wait for all the search engines to become so completely flooded with garbage that they don't work at all any more and the social media sites to die off as the users and advertisers fade away and we'll be back to the good old "early web" days.

Except we'll never get it back unless something somehow causes mobile internet to stop working, because the internet used to be a thing you went to a specific spot in your house for and spent a small amount of time on, not a thing that was in your pocket all the time. We'll never, ever get to log off ever again. They'll bury you with your phone so you can take it to the afterlife, like an extremely cursed pharaoh.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I told my nearly-7yo daughter "I used to fight with my sister to use the Internet" and it was very hard to explain.

"Imagine your tablet is chained to where this phone jack is. You can talk to tons of people on here, but each member of the family wants to do that and there's just the one tablet. And... Go!"

Riatsala
Nov 20, 2013

All Princesses are Tyrants

I told my nephew something similar and he asked why the internet was worth fighting over, then went on a hike. Fuckin' well adjusted kids, I swear.

My Peeve: I work for a local government team that, among other things, handles environmental compliance at construction sites and responds to spill complaints in the city. Anyway. I hate it when someone tries to use my inspectors like a cudgel against construction projects they don't like. We get complaints about completely fabricated violations all the time.

What they expect: A fleet of city trucks rushes to the site. Rough government men in hi-vis jackets shut everything down. Contractors are arrested. The project is cancelled. Statues are erected in honor of the complainant.

What happens: My friendliest inspector stops by, finds nothing wrong, spends half an hour joking with the foreman about the stupid assholes who live next to the site. The complainant's name is filtered from the complaint system for repeated abuse.

I know for a fact that inspectors from OSHA, the health department, and city engineering have the same problem. We're not cops! We're not predisposed to escalating situations for no reason and we carry a lot of legal liability if we gently caress up.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Riatsala posted:

I told my nephew something similar and he asked why the internet was worth fighting over, then went on a hike. Fuckin' well adjusted kids, I swear.

I bet he brought the internet with him though.

Dip Viscous
Sep 17, 2019


Punkinhead posted:

I feel like the tootle would somehow make people more mad.

Like how six hour probes always lead to the best meltdowns

I've seen electric cars that have a secondary horn that gives a gentle chime to alert pedestrians and yeah, it instantly makes people fly into a blind rage.

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Oct 30, 2009

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In the south, many horns have been modified to have a woman’s voice saying “well bless your heart” and road rage has increased 4000%

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
A tangled skein of bad opinions, the hottest takes, and the the world's most misinformed nonsense. Do not engage with me, it's useless, and better yet, put me on ignore.
On the road, when a driver makes a slight error and someone else shames them by laying on the horn and following them for like thirty straight seconds.

I have often thought there should be two honk options. One that is like a reminder, like hey, the light is green, or watch out for that, or even hey how ya doin, and another horn for shaming people or for when you just want to be fuckin loud.

Hardcordion
Feb 5, 2008

BARK BARK BARK
Does no one do the polite double-beep thing where you guys live? Where I'm from if you want to use your horn in a more friendly way you give it two quick taps.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
They should just make horns out of spider-nests. That way, you'll only touch it if you ABSOLUTELY have to.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Hardcordion posted:

Does no one do the polite double-beep thing where you guys live? Where I'm from if you want to use your horn in a more friendly way you give it two quick taps.

Yeah, that’s usually what I do, in the rare occasion that I feel the need to do anything—like when it’s clear the driver is not paying attention to the traffic signal.

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Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


Brawnfire posted:

"Imagine your tablet is chained to where this phone jack is. You can talk to tons of people on here, but each member of the family wants to do that and there's just the one tablet. And... Go!"
Not to mention the family members who would like (or need) to use the phone at the same time others are jousting for the Internet. I still sometimes get a mini-startle when i hear someone pick up the phone while I'm deeply focused on something online.

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