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"God doesn't like it when people drink." "What?!? It's literally one of Jesus' miracles that he turned water into wine! And served wine at the last supper calling it his blood!"" "He only did that because water back then was unsafe to drink. Drinking is bad, Joseph Smith said so." *goes to room downs a couple muscle relaxers and a few oxys, doesn't get out of bed for two days* You're a real inspiration for sobriety, mom!
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