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Track: P++
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:22 |
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# ? May 6, 2024 18:53 |
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let's just say i'm on the D++ track at gdc iykwim aityd
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 02:36 |
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lol at valve letting htc unceremoniously announce a product on a sunday. not even a fat knife collector who plays dotes all day gives enough of a poo poo about computers to muster excitement for their new platform. computers are dead. computers remain dead. and we have killed them.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:02 |
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Products should only be announced with a huge ceremony so we can live stream it and do brutal riffs and owns on the technical specifications.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 04:12 |
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emoji posted:Products should only be announced with a huge ceremony so we can live stream it and do brutal riffs and owns on the technical specifications. tuesday night is the new nvidia android tablet thing
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 08:27 |
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:
oh! this guy gave a talk at steam dev days. he's valve's Physics Guy. i don't think this is anything tbh his talks tend to be really really granular
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 08:40 |
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what ever happened to the steam machine? just quietly cancelled like all of valves other projects?
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 08:59 |
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wesley snypes posted:what ever happened to the steam machine? just quietly cancelled like all of valves other projects? waht thge gently caress is consistency anywayu
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:00 |
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im the guy using physics as my sole gameplay element in 2015
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:01 |
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"hey guys come peep these teeter-totter puzzles"
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:07 |
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serious is hvaingh hgood experience of a game when you grow up a good thing
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:11 |
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i never played a half life
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 09:15 |
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wesley snypes posted:"hey guys come peep these teeter-totter puzzles" these were legit amazing in.. uhm holy poo poo half life 2 came out 11 years ago
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 16:40 |
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Breakfast All Day posted:lol at valve letting htc unceremoniously announce a product on a sunday. not even a fat knife collector who plays dotes all day gives enough of a poo poo about computers to muster excitement for their new platform. computers are dead. computers remain dead. and we have killed them. good. we should burn computers' body in a dumpster
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 16:54 |
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at valve there is no management structure and everyone can do whatever they want *no one does anything at all*
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 19:20 |
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why would valve do anything at all when steam just prints money and dota is a non-stop hat buying goldmine making a game is basically nothing but a money-losing proposition
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 19:24 |
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i forgot about dota but generally i try and block its existence from my mind
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 19:31 |
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wesley snypes posted:what ever happened to the steam machine? just quietly cancelled like all of valves other projects? they're going to be showing them and the Final Steam Controller This Time It's Real We Promise
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 19:38 |
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When hl3 does come out we will find out that Gordon Freeman is actually a transwoman and all games forever will cease to be sexist and ethics in games journalism will become a real thing and gamergate will be over and all gamers everywhere will unite in harmony. This is unironically, the only way hl3 will ever live up to expectations for me. # Gordon freewomen
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 21:19 |
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I'm going to GDC but my hotel is a mile from the convention center, better put on my giant badge on a yellow lanyard so people know I'm a loving boss the whole way there
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 21:21 |
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my uncle works for valve and he gave me copies of HL3 and HL4, but said i'm not allowed to show them to anybody. HL3 has every gun in it - both real and from other games. and in HL4 you play as the g-man and there's a secret mode where alyx is naked and you can totally see her boobies, it was released in japan but it was banned for being too sexy
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 21:58 |
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Sweevo posted:my uncle works for valve and he gave me copies of HL3 and HL4, but said i'm not allowed to show them to anybody. HL3 has every gun in it - both real and from other games. and in HL4 you play as the g-man and there's a secret mode where alyx is naked and you can totally see her boobies, it was released in japan but it was banned for being too sexy
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 23:14 |
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Sweevo posted:my uncle works for valve and he gave me copies of HL3 and HL4, but said i'm not allowed to show them to anybody. HL3 has every gun in it - both real and from other games. and in HL4 you play as the g-man and there's a secret mode where alyx is naked and you can totally see her boobies, it was released in japan but it was banned for being too sexy I work in the games industry so I can confirm this is true. it's an open secret. the gdc dance has begun. my 3pm cancelled and moved to my 5pm slot, but my 5pm can't move it so now I will have a double meeting and gamble that one will pay for dinner. then my 1030am got nuked from orbit and is now a 4pm and a new 1030 appeared to gently caress my poo poo up with a full scale preso to major first party stakeholders. the previous paragraph is a paraphrase of an email from or biz Dev guy.
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 23:31 |
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if anyone wants to meet up in the fat bearded white guy wearing plaid here in SF, just say hi!
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# ? Mar 2, 2015 23:41 |
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Beast of Bourbon posted:if anyone wants to meet up in the fat bearded white guy wearing plaid here in SF, just say hi! I'm the white dude with glasses wearing a t-shirt wave if you see me
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 01:31 |
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qirex posted:I'm the white dude with glasses wearing a t-shirt wave if you see me oh man I walked by you earlier! you had your badge on in north beach right?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 03:15 |
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qirex posted:I'm the white dude with glasses wearing a t-shirt wave if you see me wait are you the greasy fat guy or the greasy skinny guy?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 04:05 |
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BONGHITZ posted:who is going? who is gonna get laid? hella prostitutes, probably
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 05:52 |
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im fat
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 10:24 |
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BONGHITZ posted:im fat same who is ready for day 0 of GDC? gdc this year moved from a tue/wed/thur show to a wed/thu/fri show for reasons unknown (fully overlapping with pax east) i have a 3 meetings in hotel lobbies today!
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 18:17 |
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i am going on Wednesday, it is my first time should i take my resume?
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# ? Mar 3, 2015 23:14 |
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BONGHITZ posted:i am going on Wednesday, it is my first time probably not, you might get a job in the games industry if you do
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 01:11 |
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bobbilljim posted:probably not, you might get a job in the games industry if you do friends don't let friends
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:04 |
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is it half life 3 yet?
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:17 |
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regarding drug clearance, 5-7 half lifes is generally considered sufficnet
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:32 |
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how many women are there who aren't paid to be? ill guess zero
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:41 |
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Cat Face Joe posted:how many women are there who aren't paid to be? what do you mean paid? I know a woman that works in games PR. she's probably there as part of her job just like many nerd developers are, but not specifically paid for the event.
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 02:45 |
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nvidia sheild announcement going on http://www.ign.com/videos/2015/03/04/nvidia-gdc-presentation some other shield thing
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 04:21 |
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oh its 4k anroid (lol!!!) tv
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# ? Mar 4, 2015 04:23 |
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4k is such stupid unnecessary bullshit
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