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Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

My breasts.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2015 23:22

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:03

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I love Israel

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 03:03

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Welcome back, Fruity. :3:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 07:23

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Mattjpwns posted:

you must be new around here

he's also a moron who doesn't understand how roads work

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 07:31

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Fruity is the German shepherd, Auspol is the stick, Ariel is my lover and every night I lie back and think about his ectoplasmic ghost cock entering my cavernous vagina.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 08:24

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

There's a pretty funny Guardian article where the dog steals the show early on by raiding a cake platter laid out for the journalists. I also like this article because it makes Ariel sound like a goddamn raving lunatic and at one point the entire show grinds to a halt because he decides to chase a cow off into the distance.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 08:44

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I also enjoy "No, shut up, you're in beautiful Israel, why do you want to spoil all this by talking about Yasser Arafat??"

My love. :swoon:

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 08:47

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

get the gently caress out, i love marijuana and communists

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 11:09

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

only one

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 11:13

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

oy gevalt i'm leaving

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 11:21

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I own three houses.

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 09:25

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

they are named meshach, shadrach and abednego, after my left, right and central breasts

# ¿ Mar 3, 2015 09:35

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Shut up, shut up, shut up

# ¿ Mar 4, 2015 23:04

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

If you anti-Eurovision shitfucks have a problem with Conchita Wurst then I'll fight you outside Central Station at 11pm tonight, just you and me settling the score like gentlemen

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 01:23

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

CrazyTolradi posted:

One of my old workmates was a devout attender of Hillsong and I made the mistake of adding him on Facebook one day. Pretty much everything he posted gave me the impression of what someone would be like if they were in a cult, it was surreal.

About 90% of my uni friends were in Hillsong. UNSW is a magical place.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 01:45

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

MIGF!

Please stay, this is the thread for you.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 06:17

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Fruity Gordo posted:

Aboriginal child removal rate was 4.9% in 2013, up from 1.1% in 2004. Non-Indigenous went from 0.3% to 0.6%. The Intervention continues. He was so, so sorry.

https://newmatilda.com/2014/11/20/removal-aboriginal-children-crisis-point-and-rising

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 09:15

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I don't consciously think when clicking on an article about indigenous Australian children being stolen, "Man, there's no way anyone can somehow make this about Israel!", but it's always there at the back of my mind; so I live my life in a state of constant surprise.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 09:16

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

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# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 10:29

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Endman posted:

I swore I wouldn't come here.

Already I can feel the leftist hivemind seeping into my brain, it's filthy tendrils coaxing my synapses into the socialist groupthink.

Suddenly there's a soy latte in my hand.

The television is tuned to the ABC.

The Drum is broadcasting.

I feel the sudden urge to claw at Chris Berg's face.

It's too late for me.

I get to walk through the ABC headquarters every day on my way to TAFE. :3:

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 10:51

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Endman posted:

Sweet! You you surreptitiously leave your resume in places.

I think we've established that dropping off my resume, solicited or otherwise, doesn't do poo poo.

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 11:04

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

IT'S A SHAM

A BLOODY SHAM

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:32

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

communism is

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:34

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

wait what the gently caress wrong THREAD

UGH

i unveil my BREASTS

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 00:35

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

i will defend clive to the death

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 03:12

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

I support executions. I want to see people executed for every offense. I want pensioners hanged for jaywalking. I want students hanged for texting while walking. I want vegans hanged for veganism. I want to be hanged for shitposting. I want everyone to die, I want Australia to be an empty land owned only by kangaroos and feral cats. It is time. Let us have sex.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 03:18

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Endman posted:

You've found the one reasonable position to take in opposition to the reclassification of indigenous peoples as human beings rather than fauna.

Well, I'm not a racist, so when I say "Execute all humans" I mean indigenous Australians as well. However, if a loophole can be arranged, I'm happy to see this proud sunburnt country return to its original owners once everybody else is dead. If that means classifying them as a species of wallaby then so be it.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 03:21

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Jumpingmanjim posted:

What's with the sudden outbreak of quality posting?

The terrorists engineered a sexually transmitted strain and now I'm spreading it to all corners of the globe.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 03:23

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Abbott.

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 02:05

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 09:49

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Dear Chris,

What do you think of Ariel Sharon?

Love,
Avshalom

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 08:28

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Mr Chips posted:

Ariel Sharon doesn't look a bit like Joe Hockey

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 08:57

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Anidav went up to a human being (?), in public, in earshot of other people, and said "Hey, want to come to our next Something Awful goonmeet?"

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 09:19

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Anidav, in real life posted:

"Would you like to attend a Something Awful Dot Com meet-up?"

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 10:00

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Anidav, I don't know why you're acting so proud of yourself. We are all cringing.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2015 11:01

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

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# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 09:38

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

hello asio, i love ariel sharon

# ¿ Mar 10, 2015 10:01

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

My hairs bristle enigmatically.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 10:04

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Endman.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 10:13

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 05:03

Avshalom: Feb 14, 2012; by Lowtax

Fart, fart, fart

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 11:28

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