Gough Suppressant posted:

NSW is a bad state of bad people and the rest of us would be better off if it sank without warning into the sea.

Avshalom posted:

My breasts.

Mattjpwns posted:

Oh my loving god, take it to IRC and stop loving up what started off as a great thread you goddamn goons.

Fruity Gordo posted:

Look I'm sorry I took a month off and all of you idiots forgot what good posting looks like but it's not my fault.

MysticalMachineGun posted:

Then why not remove the second D?

QUACKTASTIC posted:

Guards! Scuffle awkwardly with that man!

SadisTech posted:

I'm really, really getting loving shirty about the number of Australians I'm seeing making comments to the effect that "Oh boo hoo, convicted drug peddlers getting shot, they knew the risks, who cares."

Imagine knowing that you were going to be shot to death. Imagine being led into a jungle clearing at night and being tied to a post with your hands behind you. Imagine seeing a torch beam turned on and aimed right at your heart to provide a target.

Imagine men in uniforms filing into the clearing and lining up facing you. Imagine them picking up their rifles and aiming these lethal weapons right at you. Imagine hearing a harsh command shouted. Something terrible happens to your body and if you're lucky you'll die before you understand what it actually was. Your brain processes sounds slightly behind other sensation so your last conscious impression is of stunningly loud noise, frightening and painful in your ears.

If you're lucky you'll be dead straight away. If not, you might remain slightly conscious while they check, and then you hear the captain shout another order, and then a man in a uniform stands over you and aims his rifle down at you from point blank range.

Imagine that.

Who cares.

Mr Chips posted:

Stop falling for the same old boring troll, you idiots.

Endman posted:

Oh look in waltzes "better than that guy who thinks he's better than the rest of the thread" to slap his shrivelled dick all over our faces, thanks for forming the capstone of this tired charade you tosser.

Gough Suppressant posted:

D) Anidav being naive and stupid

hooman posted:

Gaspy Political Dating Show please.

Sulla-Marius 88 posted:

where have all the good trolls gone and where are all the mods
where's the streetwise IWC to laugh at all you sods

SadisTech posted:

So is mine, but jesus she would have been on that jam like a locust plague before she kicked it.

SynthOrange posted:

Graphic photo of the guy on the ground bleeding all over the place.


http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/mar/17/nauru-iranian-refugee-couple-pelted-with-rocks-by-local-men-sources-say

hooman posted:

You know who else makes jokes... Gaspy.....

MC Eating Disorder posted:

TBH I'm mostly talking to Tolradi but I'm actually a little bit hurt that either of you think I'm dumb enough to actually do this yet smart enough to hang out and post on Something Awful

Gough Suppressant posted:

You know who else was a green?

Saruman

Murodese posted:

They're some kind of seed similar to carroway that gets used as a protein-rich partial replacement for wheat in bread or something iono some hipster that eats quinoa can explain it better

Pickled Tink posted:

I'd totally gift that to tithin were it in my power.

Kat Delacour posted:

MC Eating Disorder posted:

Honestly I think there's a pretty compelling theoretical argument to raise the drinking age to 21 but I agree its probably not really a thing we can realistically expect to be able to legislate. Banning alcohol advertising is something that should have happened a long time ago.


Are there many of those around? All I can think of are ads for Ladbrokes poo poo, would be curious to hear what other ads the gaming industry still has. I remember ads for Jupiters from nearly a decade ago but I can't recall any recent ones

PaletteSwappedNinja posted:

Can this thread turn on friendlyjordies next? Thanks

Les Affaires posted:

for me to poop on