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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Great OP. poo poo state. It balances out somehow I'm sure.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


A.bolt@heraldsun

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Nah I'm around. I just can't reach my mod panel from where I'm laying on the couch.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Those On My Left posted:

there are a few Auspolers who used to read Bolt and vote for Howard and who have since got their poo poo together

I don't know why you brought me into this.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Drugs posted:

He said people who have got their poo poo together

Ahh.

*nods*

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hooman posted:

Did someone leave it on the top shelf of the bookshelf again? Have you lost your little step up stool?

No. I said I couldn't get up from the couch. Go see if sadistech can get you one of those magnifying glass sheets.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Murodese posted:

Seriously, I'm at least 40% sure he's actually my dad

I'm the other 60% :wink:

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Lid posted:

In a cafe

They have an OZ burger

Egg

Pineapple

Beetroot

I hate everything.

mafia's made you rather monosyllabic

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


I see you removed the independent australia watermark.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Kommando posted:

I just stole it from facebook.



no it was a joke.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

ASIO closed it's file on Auspol ages ago, it reads : harmless, can easily be distracted from organising by presenting bad faith arguments. future strategy : trolling - B class.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Drugs posted:

9 year olds are not allowed to post here Brayden

we let you.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Birb Katter posted:

This is a bit of a simplification but:

All internet companies need to talk to other internet companies to transfer data from your request to get to something on the internet (for example load the SA pages) to the place that actually has that information (so the SA servers in this example). Internet providers publish routing tables (border gateway protocol aka BGP) to other ISP's they're connected to so everyone knows how to talk to everyone else. If you publish bad information then your internet connection to where ever will get lost (so you won't be able to load SA because instead of going to a US server you end up in Russia or where ever). It's possible to push out information to ISP's that basically make them want to use your routing information even though it is bad if you gently caress up hard enough.

I'm not going to point out names because it may get me in a lot of poo poo but this has caused national internet outages in the past.

I'm vague on it but I want to say it was a dodo / telstra issue which was the most recent? My old place of employment has done it too. Was great fun.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Birb Katter posted:

Like I said I'm not going to name names but if you want to name cheap ISP's and get it right then go right ahead.

Oh I know you wouldn't want to name it for your own reasons, and that's fine. This conversations going the way of the dodo though so lets move on.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Les Affaires posted:

Don't forget the explosion that happened at their factory. It was raining Datsun cogs that day.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Murodese posted:

Am I reading the metadata amendments wrong, or are they storing credit card details used to pay for services?

http://parlinfo.aph.gov.au/parlInfo...plication%2Fpdf

You can buy those prepaid mastercards from woolworths to get your porn murpo.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Murodese posted:

Who pays for porn? I'm just going to laugh when someone pops that pinata and everyone's card details are stolen.

Actually beet considering how much of an old man you are, you probably do pay for porn :allears:

Then why do you send me the deals?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Geez murodese, I was gonna let you know that I'm probably going to be in Perth at the end of October for work, but after those mad burns Anidav got in on you I don't know if I want to be seen with you.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Quantum Mechanic posted:


Suck it, Victoria

Yeah I know right.

Sucks to be Victoria.


Seriously though, aside from Victoria being the best state, congratulations and good work to the NSW (not the best state) groons for all their hard work!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

SynthOrange posted:

RIP public infrastructute

RIP education too apparently.

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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

IS Logan like Broadmeadows or more like Bendigo?

http://www.couriermail.com.au/quest...h-1227279620109

Courier Mail posted:

Muslim leaders told not to enter venue of public meeting opposing Logan mosque

MUSLIM leaders have been told they are not welcome at a public meeting opposing a new mosque at Slacks Creek in Logan.

In a letter to Imam Akram Buksh, President of Logan City Safe Communities Rod Shaw said many attendees to the invitation only event on April 8 had requested no Muslims be present as they regarded the meeting as “confidentially for Australians”.

Mr Shaw said no Muslims would be invited and that no Muslims were to enter the venue.

He said “authentic Australians” now had to take extraordinary steps to protect communities from threats posed by Islam.

“We Australians are now rejecting the Islamic cultural and political realities of Sharia (law) and Jihad which have invaded our land under the guise of friendship,’’ Mr Shaw said in the letter.

“As the exceptional facts of political and militant Islam are quickly becoming known, authentic Australians are increasing opposing the proliferation of mosques.”

Spokesman for the new mosque, Ali Kadri, said Mr Shaw’s response to a request to attend the meeting was sad.

He said he had hoped to be given the opportunity to “counter any misinformation and fear” anyone had about the new mosque.

“Mosques have been a part of Queensland for a long time and they have never been a threat to Australia,” Mr Kadri said.

In his letter, Mr Shaw said his committee was happy to meet with Imam Buksh to share their concerns about “future-proofing Logan City from the now obvious Islamic problems and issues”.

But Mr Kadri said he was awaiting a reply from Mr Shaw to a request for a private meeting.

Attempts to contact Mr Shaw on Thursday were unsuccessful.

Earlier this month the News revealed 2500 leaflets had been distributed by Logan City Safe Communities calling for residents to oppose the new mosque.

Mr Shaw said the solution to “problems” with Islam was “less Islam, a sentiment reiterated in his latest letter to Imam Buksh.

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