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Sir Lucius posted:Dozens of documents! A technological marvel. The future is now!
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An app that saves documents to your personal media device? Inconceivable!
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Mar 12, 2015 22:07
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Nick Soapdish posted:FTFY shippy They all whine alike to me. 
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Mar 12, 2015 22:35
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Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base).quote:For the purposes of this instruction, "sexual activity" means fondling, foreplay, vaginal intercourse, anal intercourse, fellatio, cunnilingus, digital penetration of the vagina or anus, or penetration of the vaginal or anal opening by an inanimate object, when such an activity concurs between persons, regardless of the sex of the individuals involved. To arouse or gratify the sexual desire of any person is also defined as sexual activity, which may include kissing. Every single student had to sign one. They even had Chiefs come in to explain and elaborate on things like what "digital penetration" means.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:41
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I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:45
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ded posted:I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy. Don't stick your calculator in her rear end. Now get qualified! 
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Mar 12, 2015 22:55
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ded posted:I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy. I heard one was wiggling her fingers in the air as she said it.
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Mar 12, 2015 22:57
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Mad Dragon posted:#justgenyproblems It took two LTs.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:10
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Stultus Maximus posted:It took two LTs. They probably had half a dozen JGs below them to actually collect the documents.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:17
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ded posted:I would like to know what exactly digital penetration is, as defined by the finest NCOs of the United States Navy. I prefer the warm, organic feel of analog penetration.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:40
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Vriess posted:Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base). Actually they didnt explain it in my class and nobody asked the chief questions. They just asked me after he left instead so I got to explain that digital penetration was not putting iphones in each others hoohahs. Got to explain the difference between rape and sexual assault too. I love these kids.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:53
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What a stupid app. Who the hell would want to pull up a scanned PDF regulation on their cell phone, ever?
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Mar 13, 2015 03:13
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buttplug posted:What a stupid app. Who the hell would want to pull up a scanned PDF regulation on their cell phone, ever? SWOs.
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Mar 13, 2015 03:48
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Vriess posted:Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base). Looks like they brought in the experts to give training.
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Mar 13, 2015 03:50
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buttplug posted:What a stupid app. Who the hell would want to pull up a scanned PDF regulation on their cell phone, ever? know the last page we were on when we were talkin bout shipmating people?
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Mar 13, 2015 04:10
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Vriess posted:Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base). does that apply only to base or is the hotel 50 yards from base about to go out of business?
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Mar 14, 2015 06:07
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Arione posted:does that apply only to base or is the hotel 50 yards from base about to go out of business? I could make a killing with an RV parked right off base.
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Mar 14, 2015 07:48
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LingcodKilla posted:I could make a killing with an RV parked right off base. I'm surprised a rather fancy looking Holiday Inn express opened up just down the road. Must be for officers and their mistresses. (O1-O2 only. O3+ Go to the closest Hilton) Edit: Two more years until its just as bad as the Comfort Inn next to Budddddyyyyyzzzzz (Formerly Bomerrrzzzz)
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Mar 14, 2015 09:27
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Laranzu posted:I'm surprised a rather fancy looking Holiday Inn express opened up just down the road. Must be for officers and their mistresses. (O1-O2 only. O3+ Go to the closest Hilton) Boomers closed? lets have a moment of silence for all the tag chasers I smashed. is cabannas still open over by UWF? used to get pretty decent sorority chick over there.
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Mar 14, 2015 11:30
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Is there a CSI: Cyber discussion thread somewhere on the forums? I checked TVIV and YOSPOS and couldn't find it. It's our new favorite show at work, and even has a Navy captain who uses a holographic display to examine dead bodies.
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Mar 14, 2015 18:04
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Sir Lucius posted:and even has a Navy captain who uses a holographic display to examine dead bodies. Well you know its made up now. Ive never seen a captain work. realistically the corpse would be on the table being poked at by 2 HMSNs and they would report that all that's needed is motrin and fresh socks
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Mar 14, 2015 20:58
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Arione posted:Well you know its made up now. Ive never seen a captain work. realistically the corpse would be on the table being poked at by 2 HMSNs and they would report that all that's needed is motrin and fresh socks Also that they yelled at it about malingering.
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Mar 15, 2015 01:52
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hang all captains Putting in my request to crossrate and get a line about "Oh well shipmate you have to put down three ratings, not just CTN, and if CTN doesn't work but the second or third does, you have no choice but to take those orders. YOU FEELIN LUCKY?" So I put down EOD and BUD/s, so that if I get sent to one of them I can get sent back to the detailer within two weeks for either another shot at CTN, or screw it I'll just loaf around my last six months until I get out. In the meantime I'll investigate this CC's shadiness when I'm back from this, yet another, TAD. Or I could be the first SEAL that's always going "MAN FUQ THIS I JOINED TO BE A CTN" as I flail a rifle around at Ahmed. Analogical fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Mar 15, 2015 |
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Mar 15, 2015 02:09
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You don't have to put three rates down. Your ccc is as usual a loving idiot.
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Mar 15, 2015 04:59
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Analogical posted:So I put down EOD and BUD/s, so that if I get sent to one of them I can get sent back to the detailer within two weeks for either another shot at CTN, or screw it I'll just loaf around my last six months until I get out. I hope you end up stuck being a seal.
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Mar 15, 2015 05:46
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Pandasmores posted:Also that they yelled at it about malingering. NJP would read member refused to sign
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Mar 15, 2015 15:21
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Seconding that you do not have to select three ratings. Three is the most you can pick, but it's your option. If you pick CTN only and aren't selected for it, you'll remain where you are unless you're unsuitable for some reason (security clearance, medical or whatever). Then you can try again later. Picking three ratings saves paperwork and time for your CCC and chain of command, but who cares about that?
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Mar 15, 2015 15:43
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Laranzu posted:A technological marvel. The future is now! I downloaded this app for the novelty, so far it has had none of the pubs that I have needed to reference. And more pointedly, if I needed to reference a publication, especially one of those on the app, chances are approximately 100% that I will be using a computer, where said pub is a few clicks away. So they identified a non-problem and then solved it. COMMs all around!
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Mar 15, 2015 20:32
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I got chewed on by a Marine officer today. Stupid little silver bars are really loving hard to see on your desert camis. I'm sorry I mistook you for a E-1 and just smiled. I'll do better next time sir. Sorry Sir. Wont happen again Sir. Sir. Why cant we all get along? Would happen to the first Marine officer I run across.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:01
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Should have explained that you are a reservist, too old for this poo poo, and that you don't, in fact, give a gently caress.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:03
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Sir Lucius posted:Should have explained that you are a reservist, too old for this poo poo, and that you don't, in fact, give a gently caress. I think it made his day. I'm ok with that.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:05
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LingcodKilla posted:I got chewed on by a Marine officer today. Stupid little silver bars are really loving hard to see on your desert camis. I'm sorry I mistook you for a E-1 and just smiled. Where did this happen?
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Mar 16, 2015 22:13
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Corey station. The center for information dominance!
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Mar 16, 2015 22:19
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Sir Lucius posted:Corey station. The center for information dominance! That was what I assumed but I didn't think there were many butter bar Marines running around Correy.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:27
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Marines aren't real people so you're okay.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:32
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all the marine officers at CIDUHR were chill rear end dudes
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Mar 16, 2015 23:59
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If he's a butter bar at an Intel command he's probably the most moto piece of poo poo in the world. Especially if prior enlisted.
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Mar 17, 2015 00:53
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If he's a butter bar at an Intel command he's probably the most moto piece of poo poo in the world. Especially if prior enlisted. Nah he was a two silver bar officer(Lieutant I guess). I just start wildly saluting every direction if I can tell its an officer and he got me walking out of the turnstile from the medical clinic. I freaking hate walking out of the compounds and right into a swarm of O-1s arriving for class. Sometimes I feel like I have to salute with both arms theres so many of them.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:13
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2 silver bars (aka railroad tracks) is a Captain in the USMC. http://www.defense.gov/about/insignias/ Give it 6 months, you literally won't think twice about when to salute (or not). It'll just come naturally.
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Camouflage uniforms and anything with subdued rank insignia should be no-salute situations. You're intentionally obscuring your shiny status, don't expect every person walking by to have laser salute-o-vision.  I once walked past a Seabee chief wearing the green NWUs (I was in a flight suit with a ball cap), and we just stared at each other awkwardly because neither of us had any idea where to look for rank insignia. He actually turned around, apologized, and saluted (very ) and we had a laugh about it.Working Rimpac with all the foreign military guys was even weirder. I just saluted if I saw three or more of anything (stripes, stars, bars, maple leaves, whatever).
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