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Goon stationed at Great Mistakes how much booze do you need daily to cope
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Mar 27, 2015 22:04
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I hate you all so much
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Mar 27, 2015 22:13
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The gay one I'm a builder I peace out for Gulfport tomorrow morning to begin to forget everything about ships and the best places to have hidden gay sex on them. Or since it's a new Navy, in the open gay sex
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Mar 27, 2015 23:19
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Probably, bet I'll be able to snag a sweet new Camaro at 28% APR no problem when I can be let off base. Gonna wear some bitchin' cargo shorts and have that black backpack on all the way shipmate
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Mar 27, 2015 23:36
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Also going with a couple of guys who may get me killed so if I die in a circular saw accident you're all faggots. Namaste.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:36
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No need to advance when you die in a training accident though I thought this through
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Mar 28, 2015 16:21
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Orange Juche don't pass judgement until I have married a stripper, please
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Mar 29, 2015 22:29
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orange juche posted:Times a wastin, boot. I expect you to post your marriage certificate and subsequent divorce certificate in the navy thread within 12 months. I'm going to give her power of attorney, because I'm going to be deployed and in case anything important happens I need her to make the decisions for me.
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Mar 30, 2015 02:45
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She's got this great friend Jody, I know he'll be able to look after her while I'm gone 
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Mar 30, 2015 03:07
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I met Mr Nice! in Hawaii and it ended poorly. On another predictable note, my SGLI beneficiary info is jacked, where do I go in the Navy Net to fix that if I can online? Oh and I heard LingcodKilla talk about how old he was at MEPS when we were sitting in the hallway last year. It was magical because I felt less old.
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Apr 3, 2015 21:49
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That's something you shouldn't give a gently caress about before joining the Navy
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Apr 12, 2015 15:51
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Agreed, you will hand out Motrin on a ship
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Apr 12, 2015 17:26
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Akula Raskolnikova posted:Truthfully, being a lab tech isn't the most intellectually stimulating job, but it's better than being a regular corpsman. I get a civilian certification out of it, and its basically an easy button to the Navy. No duty, no watch. Most clinic labs don't have organized PT, and nights and weekend are free for the most part. The biggest downside is that I'm still a corpsman, so lovely advancement. Jesus you're a dork man
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Apr 12, 2015 19:14
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The culture on Oahu is knock up/get knocked up and go on welfare, so you know they're good to go
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Apr 13, 2015 01:12
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What black magic is needed to access NKO pr NSIPS from home, I am on a PC with a CAC reader. Yesterday I went to a warehouse on Gulfport and found DARE pencil case holders from 1990. Learned a lot
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Apr 16, 2015 09:22
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Sir Lucius posted:Have you followed the steps on this site: https://militarycac.com/ Will give that site a go, thanks.
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Apr 16, 2015 12:33
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Chiefs ru(i)n the Navy
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Apr 18, 2015 17:28
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agreed all chief's messes and their associated ships and facilities should be scuttled
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Apr 19, 2015 17:34
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agreed keelhaul every sea warrior
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Apr 19, 2015 18:54
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A dude I was in boot and now am in A-school with has a wiccan girlfriend or fiancee or something and she doesn't believe in medicine or marriage so they have to have the spirit of a tree bind them in matrimony with sticks or shrubs or something. In the event he gets an infection from said binding he'll probably be better off with Wiccan healing than going to medical though, so I guess that's a plus
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Apr 24, 2015 03:33
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truly a forward thinking Global Force For Good
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Apr 25, 2015 17:22
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Agreed, the Navy will definitely blow it and get rid of the guys who know the job and panic to find new ones and be behind the eight ball
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Apr 25, 2015 18:43
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UoI posted:Goons with any power in the Navy can only end horribly and I support you 100%. So far Mr. Nice! holds the record for getting hosed for over a grand by his CO, but I'm confident you can deckplate your way to 2k, Cosmic Fury!
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Apr 25, 2015 20:49
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MegaJoe89 posted:Knowing what I know about your navy and Italy's navy your good intentions will leave you burned out by about your 4th year of being a officer and either resign in anger or become part of the problem lol. This was always my intention, to be a "model soldier" but all it did was get a hell of a lot on my plate. I'm in a position where I will feel guilty for leaving the armed forces, but know I would be better utilized and appreciated in one of the intelligence agencies. I've come to the conclusion that these things can't be fixed, no matter how much respect and awards you've earned in your career. No you clearly and concisely conveyed your main point, that everything should be nuked from orbit. Namaste.
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Apr 25, 2015 20:52
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I can't help but feel we'd be a lot better off if we didn't just replace all Chiefs with actual goats
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May 2, 2015 01:29
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If never getting promoted in the Seabees is the price of not knowing what the gently caress you fags are talking about then I am happy with my decision.
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May 9, 2015 14:14
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How often did you think about suicide on a carrier
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May 22, 2015 15:24
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Mr. Nice! posted:Depends are you a nuke or have you been recently raped by your LPO only to see him just lose a stripe and nothing else happen? cool fact one time in hawaii over barbeque when mr. nice! was extremely drunk and working for Captain T-Shirts (aka every night in that billet) he told me how much rape you could do in the Navy and i said SIGN ME UP SAILOR. it's unfortunate he was separated and not given a recruiting district also another time we completely dropped the ball on me and his roommate banging out a very emotionally unstable 'lesbian' girl while mr. nice! filmed. there's a lot of loose ends we left out there. like not starting a tranny porn site called "Mahu Mahu: Catch Of The Day!" or "Captain Cook's Ship" where some white dude bangs local girls. fingers crossed to get sent there and right wrongs! maffew buildings fucked around with this message at 22:35 on May 22, 2015 |
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May 22, 2015 22:32
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Boon posted:Well, you're right, your situation is unique. I'll be 31 when I graduate from business school - I was 31 when I joined the Navy instead of going to business school after having a couple senior level business fellows in my network tell me "You're probably better off enlisting than getting an MBA these days". Life, it's a doozy ain't it? Also how the h*ck do you end up on restriction? The Navy seems to tolerate some pretty massive fuckupery, what do you need to do to get to that point?
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May 24, 2015 20:45
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Boon this sort of forward thinking, research and attention to detail is exactly why you were not fit to ascend to the upper echelons of the Naval service
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May 24, 2015 21:20
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gently caress you Dad, you try showing up somewhere at a per-appointed and amply communicated time and standing there and being quiet for five minutes without using your phone, it's loving hard!
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May 26, 2015 01:10
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LingcodKilla posted:Finally got my orders. Going home to the USS Couch. Leaving Pensacola on Tuesday and have to check in Monday. Kind of a long drive and I was hoping to sight see besides roadkill on the I10. Only thing I'm going to really stop for is the WW2 museum in New Orleans. You can visit NCBC Gulfport, MS and have Seabees make fun of you, or go for a swim in the Gulf and lose a leg due to toxic infection because the water is literally 25% sewage.
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Jun 6, 2015 02:51
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The only people I've heard say Gulfport is alright are already from the South and in turn Very Bad Trash People. Never go here. If you have orders go AWOL and join the Foreign Legion, aka what we all should've done in the first place after we got to the military and went "Holy poo poo why didn't I become a firefighter"
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Jun 6, 2015 14:34
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I think how poo poo it is depends on how much you enjoy reckless boozing with violent Slavs and your primary mission set being gently caress up Africans
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Jun 6, 2015 17:16
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Howard Phillips posted:People from developed countries join out of boredom and seeking adventure, but I have a feeling that most of them are quickly disillusioned. I know there are a couple of elite infantry/paratrooper units and those are probably the closest thing to what we imagine the FFL to be. There's a lot of support and 2nd tier combat units and those are where majority of the people join FFL end up. You're going to be peeling a lot of potatoes and licking boot from ignorant NCOs who have made a career out of the FFL. I can't even imagine how much your basic rights, healthcare, leave, and pay get poo poo on in a system like that. Plus they can always be like "you decided to join this." I have not had the opportunity to peel one potato for the US Navy and frankly feel this is the missing link in knowing I've done right by my nation. Also they probably poo poo on your healthcare, leave and pay in a fashion similar to how our military shits on them. We don't get literally beaten in our military though, something I'm guessing the Legion still allows their NCOs to handle out
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Jun 6, 2015 17:52
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Agreed, the Navy and our military are incredibly gay
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Jun 11, 2015 02:43
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I've been in MS for a couple months and am now convinced the only people who don't want to burn the South to the ground are people who haven't been here. Also Southerners, but they're not real people.
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Jun 13, 2015 16:48
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In this young sailors defense there is no Call Of Duty level that would have prepped him for that
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Jun 16, 2015 12:17
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Anita Dickinme posted:I like cleaning, but I will put the fear of Anita (god) into them if they're asshats. You seem like a loving weirdo. Have you considered our Navy's fine nuclear power field?
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Jun 23, 2015 03:11
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I'm not too familiar with all the sea going rates so I assume MC2 means "Mic Check 2nd Class". Does he have an instructional rap about faking down lines? I bet that would be useful
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Jun 25, 2015 03:49
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