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maffew buildings posted:Also going with a couple of guys who may get me killed so if I die in a circular saw accident you're all faggots. Namaste. Lol at this basic boot bitch so bitter and he hasn't even reached his follow on school, you're gonna go far kid Everyone warned you and warned you and you didn't listen and now you are bent over ankles grabbed and getting uncle sam's big cock shoved up your rear end with no lube, congrats
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krispykremessuck posted:pretty sure it's actually his second time around Even worse because he went back.
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maffew buildings posted:Orange Juche don't pass judgement until I have married a stripper, please Times a wastin, boot. I expect you to post your marriage certificate and subsequent divorce certificate in the navy thread within 12 months. e: 
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Q: get out of navy yes/no, ive got a year left in my contract, any orders i take i will need to obliserv for. my teacher orders got cancelled, and I haven't obliserved yet, so I am at that wonderful part of career where all options are open. I'm leaning heavily towards yes, but when would be the best time to drop that bomb on the command, because it is guaranteed that saying gently caress YOU GOT MINE is gonna piss a lot of people off, and I will get sent to a lovely TAD within a week or 2.
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krispykremessuck posted:well you can't really criticize ol maffew here if you don't get out yourself It's not really a question of what do, more a question of when do.
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Vriess posted:From Idiots on Facebook: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3683320&pagenumber=167#post443690842 Lol those chiefs could get their poo poo wrecked for posting that.
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krispykremessuck posted:The divide still exists within the GS pay structure, and definitely between GS/W* schedules. holy poo poo it's like people who get poached out of active duty into a gs job carry their dumb gay bullshit with them
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Arione posted:did you see the poo poo on MCPONS page abut giving boots acer tablets during P-days?! what is this fuckery? god help their IT department. I thought the point of boot camp was to break your lovely civ habits and turn you into a little robot? Giving them tablets and letting them be connected to poo poo undoes that.
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Apr 8, 2015 04:46
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LingcodKilla posted:Well if the tablets are locked to only the crap they wanted us to learn about in the blue jackets manual (which we werent allowed to look at less we break the binding and ruin an inspection) and that other useless guide, you know the one with missing words you could only get from terrible lectures. So many loving typos. Perhaps a flash card app. Wouldnt be the end the world. I didn't give a poo poo and read my bluejackets manual anyways because gently caress it. Didn't have a tablet though so 
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LingcodKilla posted:Nothing to post about. Lazy sunday morning. No duty. Raining. Roommate wont leave so I cant jerk off without getting sappered. Sigh. Rip in piss
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Arione posted:IT is the IDC, gently caress CT's Printer bitches 4 life
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Lou Takki posted:What the gently caress, its just hanging there in the air? Doesn't look right to me. Its a conspiracy just like 9/11. 
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LingcodKilla posted:Stuck in the galley during a TS1 alert. Fat sailor gonna get fat. eat the eggs smash mouth
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Howard Phillips posted:Some of us are in the real Navy! 
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I got like an 80 or some poo poo, guess I'm loving retarded, I re-enlisted 3 years ago after all, but I just told my NCC last monday that I was done with the Navy, so I eagerly await being sent TAD to Security. I am in full Skater Second Class mode right now though.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:One time I skated so hard I got out of an award ceremony and was left to man the space. Captain ropeyarned entire command and no one told me so I sat alone by myself till the end of the day. I missed mandatory all hands SAPR training on Friday already, they were gone for like 3 hours and someone walked in the shop and asked why I wasn't there. My response was that I didn't have any clue the training was going on. Skating owns. I've missed 2 retirement ceremonies in the last 2 months as well, shits great.
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ManMythLegend posted:So apparently I'm promoting on Friday as opposed to in June like I thought. Drinks on MML
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MancXVI posted:Abolish
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MancXVI posted:Captain T-shirt Before Mr. Nice got medically separated, he worked for a captain who wound up burning him for over a grand for DESRON T-shirts, by saying that he had never authorized the purchase, even though he told Mr. Nice to purchase the shirts.
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Howard Phillips posted:Any comment on Ghent area? Looking to live there. Ghent is the best area in the poo poo sandwich that is Norfolk.
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Sir Lucius posted:Don't you get 3 failures before they kick you out? That's over a year to put down the fork. PUT DOWN THE FORK, FATTY
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Nwabudike Morgan posted:a dude bought me a coke slurpee today and thanked me for my service Were you walking around in your uniform? Shame on you. LingcodKilla posted:Holy crap Corry FEP is just a puddle of sadness. Fatbodies gonna fat.
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LingcodKilla posted:For running not pulling fat girls at the closest off base bar. 
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Sir Lucius posted:I no poo poo got an email about mandatory training for "triggering and perception bias." Looks like it's time to launch all nukes. Nuke the earth, salt the ashes, and then attach hugeass rockets to it and pitch what's left into the sun
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Analogical posted:Maybe a wise course of action would be testing all qualified sailors again, seeing what the majority got right and then restructuring the pins around what is ultimately used, taking into account rating-specific knowledge. Wise is not what the navy does very well.
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vulturesrow posted:You've actually witnessed that? That is beyond doucebaggery somewhere into the realm of pathetic. I have received requests for this, if I had access to my old PST from my previous command I would copy/paste one of these e-mails here.
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That letter is making the rounds @ work, the reactions of everyone here range from shock to laughter.
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vulturesrow posted:Well as MML said, there can't be any substantive change in the way officer promotions are handled until Congress heavily revises, or better yet, shitcans, DOPMA. So hopefully the legislation they present is a) sensible and b) Congress takes it seriously. Getting congress to take anything seriously in TYOOL 2015 
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Lol if someone ever hit me in the face with a binder, you better loving bet I'm going to swing back.
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But yeah either that OPSO is bitchmade or possesses an ungodly amount of restraint, there's some poo poo you Just Don't Do to another person, flinging a binder at their face is one of them.
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LingcodKilla posted:Sigh. A Corry student riding to his first duty station sped away from cops and crashed his bike going over 140mph friday night. Closed-casket funeral then? 
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poopkitty posted:gently caress this Sasebo weather. But hell's yeah bicycle rental. We need bike rentals in Yoko. Maybe it won't be awful tomorrow. all the windows are open and i have fans in every window, still to fuckin hot.
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ManMythLegend posted:We're abusing the gently caress out of the AC getting turned on today. #blessed Where the hell are you that the AC is turning on today? E: Just checked gently caress YES THE AC WORKS THANK YOU GOD I AM SAVED FROM JAPAN SUMMER! Windows closed gonna freezeout in this bitch! orange juche fucked around with this message at 12:33 on May 18, 2015 |
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Picked up first, what the gently caress do I do now? E: I'll go do sweepers.
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PneumonicBook posted:Find E5s and below to do sweepers. I'm at a staff command. I'm still low man on the totem pole.
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germskr posted:Start signing your emails as PO1 (SEL) (WARFARE DEVICE) orange juche. I should be that guy, the one who sends the e-mail to the tech desk asking them to change my GAL listing to say PO1(SEL)
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Howard Phillips posted:The SDGO is San Diego. It's saying that precom will shift homeport from Bath Maine to San Diego at some point. Sasebo MCM will get you ports in South Korea as well as different parts of Japan and even Australia and PI. MCMs don't have much higher endurance than a week or 2 so you literally are only at sea for a couple days between ports. Counterpoint: Sasebo, JP is subtropical practically, it is almost always warm to hot, and MCMs are full of weenie-touchers because no females on board. Take that as you will.
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LingcodKilla posted:So.... I got a question. If I got randomly flipped off by somebody on restricted and then immediately informed the petty officer in charge (mostly because I was confused because I didnt know the dude). Turns out he was talking to his buddy I'm having issues with outside the galley(I saw them talking). The petty officer tried to convince me to let him just handle it in house since "his life couldnt get anyworse"(bullshit). I love a-school drama. I don't know if schoolhouse mandates extra-dumb rules for restriction personnel, but hanging out with non restricted personnel is usually not verboten in the fleet. Generally going on restriction at the schoolhouse results in a loss of your school, and if you didn't have a rate already that means your rear end is going to be chipping paint instead of fixing computers or whatever cushy job that person signed up for. The POIC likely doesn't give a gently caress, mostly because he didn't witness it.
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CMD598 posted:Welp, rumor going around that E4/below won't get overnight lib in port. USS last ship you had to be E-5 or above to qualify for overnight liberty, unless you were JSOQ/BJOQ.
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