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Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

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Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

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Arione fucked around with this message at 18:18 on Mar 1, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

ActusRhesus posted:

Schools create environments that empower bullies/shits/fuckups. The shifty kid doesn't care about suspensions. The good kid who would stand up to the shifty kid does. So now there is a disincentive for good kids to stand up to bullies and God knows most teacher's don't do shot about it.

sounds more like some awkward navy brat said the wrong thing to a jock who took advantage of the situation, hell I hear "what's up n***a" all the time around here. That's nothing to beat someone up over.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

If I had a nickel every time I heard a black sailor use that word I'd be rich. If I had a nickel for every time I hear a white sailor friend say it in the company of said black sailors I could fill up a sock. It's frustrating.

once had a black staff-sergant calll me a "jigaboo" it was awkward

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
So apparently coordinating the on base holiday party, and "sports day" both rate NAMS, 5 months TAD to security forces? not so much.... smdh

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

PneumonicBook posted:

Not to be a dick but we send our shittiest instructors to do security. It's like dcpo on a ship.

Nah I voloed to get my shooting quals, never again.... was also told it was only 15 section duty, not 30 day activations that never end

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
E5 shows up today in a lamborghini gallardo, the hate is palpable. This kid is my hero.

Arione fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Mar 6, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

bengy81 posted:

REGARDLESS of your intelligence, it would BEHOOVE you to UNFUCK your vocabulary before I have to put my size 14 boot up your rear end shipmate. :chiefsay:

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Mad Dragon posted:

haha those nukes and their post-navy job prospects. :laugh:

you mean scraping paint and flipping burgers isnt a good post navy job chief? I hear as a MA all that ID checking experience nets you a pretty sweet job as a walmart greeter, or maybe even a sam's club receipt checker. k9 units get to be mall cops!

Arione fucked around with this message at 10:28 on Mar 11, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

I overheard a chief giving a pep talk to a group of 15 restricted sailors that going to the fleet undesignated wasn't so bad because now they get to see more jobs and maybe IT or CT wasn't for them anyways.

Good ol cory station, few years ago they just sent you to HT or MC school, tho i saw a few shitbags get sent MA. to go undesignated you pretty much had to rape someone.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Boon posted:

In this case your anecdotal evidence checks out. I retract my previous accusation. Keelhaul all khakis.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

All underage drinkers except one(loser who bought the booze) and one chick ended up in the hospital but is ok now.

was it another mandingo party? we had a girl hold one when i was there, her and the 9 dudes all went up

Arione fucked around with this message at 21:33 on Mar 11, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Lou Takki posted:

:911:

Global force for Booze.

Next month's thread title

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Vriess posted:

Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base).


Every single student had to sign one.
They even had Chiefs come in to explain and elaborate on things like what "digital penetration" means.

does that apply only to base or is the hotel 50 yards from base about to go out of business?

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Laranzu posted:

I'm surprised a rather fancy looking Holiday Inn express opened up just down the road. Must be for officers and their mistresses. (O1-O2 only. O3+ Go to the closest Hilton)

Edit: Two more years until its just as bad as the Comfort Inn next to Budddddyyyyyzzzzz (Formerly Bomerrrzzzz)

Boomers closed? lets have a moment of silence for all the tag chasers I smashed.

is cabannas still open over by UWF? used to get pretty decent sorority chick over there.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Sir Lucius posted:

and even has a Navy captain who uses a holographic display to examine dead bodies.

Well you know its made up now. Ive never seen a captain work. realistically the corpse would be on the table being poked at by 2 HMSNs and they would report that all that's needed is motrin and fresh socks

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Pandasmores posted:

Also that they yelled at it about malingering.

NJP would read member refused to sign

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
I get a frocked P this week, likely get a xfer EP in December, and next march I will be in C school en route to USS NEXTSHIP. pretty sure im screwed.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
got debreifed on my frocked e5 eval today, I fully expected the P as I heard all 6 of us were getting P's shot across the bow. What I didnt loving expect was the 3.0 performance mark average! . 98th percentile on the exam, rates me a 3.0 for job knowledge... 2.5 year in E5 :vince: :a2m: :shrek: :wtf: :goatdrugs:

Nwabudike Morgan posted:

this sort of blind sided me
, maybe i should just get adsepped??

keelhaul all khakis...

Arione fucked around with this message at 23:57 on Mar 19, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

PneumonicBook posted:

They matter at chiefs boards. Those marks are usually moved around depending on where you fall ranking wise. For instance, I had to lower someone's eo block to get them a higher leadership score but maintaing the trait average.

pure bull, what happened to evaluations actually evaluating sailors instead of bsing it to fit some narrative the drat khakis make up. :chiefsay:

Arione fucked around with this message at 09:27 on Mar 20, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Sir Lucius posted:

I've got a pretty big "gently caress you I've got mine" attitude going right now.



Sir Lucius posted:

Apparently they used to do that, and everyone just got a 4.

You mean people got promoted almost entirely based of their rate exam and actual job knowledge instead of sucking a whole bag of these? blasphemy

Arione fucked around with this message at 11:32 on Mar 20, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

vulturesrow posted:

I bet your division couldn't function without you,right?

guess we're about to find out. I check out in a few months. . . till then.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

PneumonicBook posted:

I think a lot of it is when you're a junior sailor you only really see things at the junior sailor level

multiple UICs at command UIC A geta 6 P's, UIC B gets 2 EP's 1MP 2 P's, all sailors are in the same division performing the same watches, only thing different is after the OIC the real OIC's are 2 different o4's. female gave flat P's male gave actual pma's

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Arione fucked around with this message at 13:13 on Mar 24, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

Had an admitted preopp transgended whore in my boot division. He was on hormone treatment, grew boobies and was turning marine tricks (they knew) in TeXas.
Decided he wanted to see the world. Went off the treatment and shrank up. All good for MEPs.

drat marines, why am I not surprized, look at their wives ffs.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
I really doubt MCPON gives a gently caress about some dipshit cheifs, If you've read the times he already knows 1/2 of em are a worthless pack of wannabe frat boys who shout things like tradition and deckplate leadership, whilst knowing the definition of neither. :chiefsay:

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

poopkitty posted:

Truuuueeeeeee. If you spot one wearing NAVY CHIEF clothing outside of work, chances are good that they are part of this frat. See also: stickers of goats wearing CPO hats on trucks.

MCPON pretty much just cares about MCPON.

MCPON cares about mandatory all hands calls and basks in the awe of dumb boots and fuckboys. also skull stickers wearing chief hats, ultimate fuckboy status is earned by an E7 displaying all 3 variations of skull chief stickers. real masterchiefs would only have the masterchief skull. MCPON has reached ultimate form of "gently caress you got mine" syndrome

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

poopkitty posted:

Oh my god so much. The last two days have been spent listening to old Navy now GS dudes who retired at HYT bitching about the new Navy and how we suck at it.


It seems like the folks advancing to E-7 lately are folks who are good at neither. They're really good at hanging out in the CPO mess and the Bar wearing NAVY CHIEF PRIDE HOOYAH poo poo and backstabbing and breaking rules while hammering young people who are better educated than them for stupid poo poo like curfew violations. So many poo poo CPOs on the waterfront who don't know a thing about PMS or their gear or leading a division.

well, they are good at back channel politics, get those EP's

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
did you see the poo poo on MCPONS page abut giving boots acer tablets during P-days?! what is this fuckery? god help their IT department.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos
sr timmy is going to catch an article 108 before he graduates...

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Mad Dragon posted:

And car payments on that sweet Bimmer/Camero/Raptor.

its actually a porsche...

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Mad Dragon posted:

I got a killer deal on a used 911. No money down and no payments for 6 months!!! The car's like a million years old, so it can't be that expensive. Right?
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Arione fucked around with this message at 06:50 on Apr 9, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

How'd you like that humidity? This place is awful and its only April.

at cory they made us run the PRT at like loving 0400 because they thought people would literally drown from the humidity if they ran us any later.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

UoI posted:

I have a question about my A-school; it's in Pensacola, Florida for ABE. What will my living conditions be? Will I be staying in a barracks with dozens of other people or will I have a dorm type thing or can I stay with a friend?

NAS is pretty nice, but A school is lovely, constant room inspections, saluting in and out of the "ship" aka barracks. strict liberty policies, segregated berthing. but you do have a movie theater on base, the beach is close, and check out palafox st when you get phase 3. also dont buy a car from some buy here pay here place, use navy federal.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

Tons of people have laptops and play league on Wifi but the the barracks on NAS dont have coaxial like half the buildings on Corry Station do.

You can most certainly bring your computer. Just dont get it sent to you by the USPS. Those motherfuckers stole my computer and Ipad and refuse to pay out insurance because I cant provide receipts proving I bought them. The poo poo dissipated in their sorting base and they even found the empty box and mailed it back to me missing the 16lbs of stuff. Since its a government entity the Navy wont really help me either.



What they sent me back after it got lost at their shipping plant for three weeks. So whoever stole my poo poo just left the box lying around for the inspector to find it and mail it back. What. The. gently caress.

should have used UPS and took video

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

UoI posted:

:wtc:

Major leagues of messed up. Definitely not putting my PC in UPS care. I only have a desktop because laptops make me upset.

I shipped mine from cory to JBPHH UPS just fine, was a bitch to insure it for $5k, but yolo. lots of bubble wrap and remove the GPU's carry those with you on the plane in anti static bags.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

vulturesrow posted:

You may want to work on your laptop phobia if you plan on staying in past A school

going to 8 months of IT C and then the ship, really dont want to drop 1k on a laptop tho.

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

LingcodKilla posted:

Oh you going to Corry not Pensacola . We mostly have two person dorm room here. Ain't much to do here on base.

Nah my IT C is in sandiego. ship is in maine. pretty sure I get to keep my Hawaii BAH while im up in the navy lodge there. should be able to stack fat stacks :20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux::20bux:

Arione fucked around with this message at 03:04 on Apr 11, 2015

Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

Analogical posted:

I bought a desktop in A-School and used it to hide contraband. :science:

why do I imagine some boot hiding playboys inside a porn machine?

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Arione
Aug 19, 2013

by Athanatos

CMD598 posted:

It's the name of the first barracks, home to prospective undesignated airmen and boat/non squadron(?) aviation rates.

When I was there I kept hearing about the "delta dozen" when it was the female barracks. apparently it was a pretty easy challenge.

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