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Arione posted:sounds more like some awkward navy brat said the wrong thing to a jock who took advantage of the situation, hell I hear "what's up n***a" all the time around here. That's nothing to beat someone up over. If I had a nickel every time I heard a black sailor use that word I'd be rich. If I had a nickel for every time I hear a white sailor friend say it in the company of said black sailors I could fill up a sock. It's frustrating.
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Nothing will suprise me about Navy medicine after they cut out a hemorrhoid but didnt think any pain meds other than a shot right before the cut was needed. I needed some meds. Badly.
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poopkitty posted:next month's thread title. Thank my rear end for its service. VVV I'm touched! VVV Crab Dad fucked around with this message at 19:32 on Mar 5, 2015 |
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Mar 5, 2015 04:29
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Arione posted:you mean scraping paint and flipping burgers isnt a good post navy job chief? I hear as a MA all that ID checking experience nets you a pretty sweet job as a walmart greeter, or maybe even a sam's club receipt checker. k9 units get to be mall cops! I overheard a chief giving a pep talk to a group of 15 restricted sailors that going to the fleet undesignated wasn't so bad because now they get to see more jobs and maybe IT or CT wasn't for them anyways.
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Mar 11, 2015 11:38
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Arione posted:Good ol cory station, few years ago they just sent you to HT or MC school, tho i saw a few shitbags get sent MA. to go undesignated you pretty much had to rape someone. All underage drinkers except one(loser who bought the booze) and one chick ended up in the hospital but is ok now.
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Mar 11, 2015 18:10
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Arione posted:wa sit another mandingo party? we had a girl hold one when i was there, her and the 9 dudes all went up Strangely enough it looked to be about 50% boy/girl with a good mix of races representatin! Brought a tear to my eye that alcohol abuse in the navy really knows no race/gender lines.
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Mar 11, 2015 21:35
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Vriess posted:Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base). Actually they didnt explain it in my class and nobody asked the chief questions. They just asked me after he left instead so I got to explain that digital penetration was not putting iphones in each others hoohahs. Got to explain the difference between rape and sexual assault too. I love these kids.
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Mar 12, 2015 23:53
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Arione posted:does that apply only to base or is the hotel 50 yards from base about to go out of business? I could make a killing with an RV parked right off base.
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Mar 14, 2015 07:48
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I got chewed on by a Marine officer today. Stupid little silver bars are really loving hard to see on your desert camis. I'm sorry I mistook you for a E-1 and just smiled. I'll do better next time sir. Sorry Sir. Wont happen again Sir. Sir. Why cant we all get along? Would happen to the first Marine officer I run across.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:01
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Sir Lucius posted:Should have explained that you are a reservist, too old for this poo poo, and that you don't, in fact, give a gently caress. I think it made his day. I'm ok with that.
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Mar 16, 2015 22:05
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If he's a butter bar at an Intel command he's probably the most moto piece of poo poo in the world. Especially if prior enlisted. Nah he was a two silver bar officer(Lieutant I guess). I just start wildly saluting every direction if I can tell its an officer and he got me walking out of the turnstile from the medical clinic. I freaking hate walking out of the compounds and right into a swarm of O-1s arriving for class. Sometimes I feel like I have to salute with both arms theres so many of them.
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Mar 17, 2015 03:13
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buttplug posted:2 silver bars (aka railroad tracks) is a Captain in the USMC. http://www.defense.gov/about/insignias/ I'm not a shitbag on purpose. I got no inherit problem saluting anyone. I've noticed the black NCO and enlisted pins really stick out but damned if those silver ones dont just blend in with their spring/summer uniform.
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The enlisted Marines here are extremely polite and seem like a good enough bunch. I feel sorry for them though because they muster every night for cleaning and are forced to do something terrible they call "Pee Tee" every day. It look awful and I'm so glad we don't have anything remotely like that here.
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I accidentally bowed (tripped while greeting) a chief on December 7th in front of his division. "GODDAMN IT RECRUIT THIS ISNT JAPAN WE DONT BOW HERE"
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PneumonicBook posted:Without knowing the quotas how can you be sure? What if you really like dick? I'm asking for a friend.
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Mar 18, 2015 22:37
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Pretty sure I met a 27y old CT something chief on Corry.Nostalgia4Dicks posted:Don't transfer EPs not count anymore or something?
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PneumonicBook posted:There is so much junior sailor angst in here it's loving hilarious. I'm learning a ton!
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PneumonicBook posted:I don't normally worry about the older guys we get going through A school because they are either lazy fuckups that are exactly the same as junior guys, or are super motivated because they joined late in life. Yes.... I've heard about the paying for certs but nothing official. I'll take a look this COOL thing I've never heard of tonight. Still no official contact with Reserves. I understand someday they will get in contact with me.
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Nwabudike Morgan posted:alternatively, they'll never get in contact with you You give me hope.
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bengy81 posted:Evals in civilian jobs are dumb too. The difference is that your eval is rarely used for anything beyond taking space on a HR managers hard drive. Yup. I got a perfect "ten" on a eval at my old company but got passed for a ten year younger Marine reservist with barely a year in the company and a so-so review. The branch manager (marine reservist officer) told me he wanted to go in a different direction with his management team. Evals mean poo poo. Be sure to blow your management team and add a rimjob if you know what's good for you. Nothing's different in the real world you guys. I showed them though. I joined the Navy!
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We didn't have any accidents with our trucks and managed to not lose any money in transit for a six month so we got bagels for breakfast and an atta boy one day but the food came after the morning crews left for the day so our version of POGS ate it all and we got stale food nine hours after. I'm assuming the navy is similar but without the food or atta boys.
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Flikken posted:I work in the same industry as he did, different company, and in my 6 years I have only seen 4 accidents and 1 lost piece. During my last year we had at least three accidents (one major), two marines shoot off their pistols (one in the cab disabling his truck)(other into a locker), I found a sealed bag missing 2k, another dude got fired for losing a bag of coins worth $30 and a newish employee got caught stealing cash from an ATM the month after I left. In seven years I've been in one major accident and 3 minors but I've only gotten assaulted(which is pretty drat rare) once and never lost anything.
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Mar 21, 2015 20:59
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Flikken posted:Please tell me the guy thought the divert wasn't accounted for, that would make my day. Lamer. He borrowed a strap $2k to gamble with and intended to put it back in but he got moved routes and he begged the guy serving the machine to put it back in.
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Mar 22, 2015 03:22
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Hooray nontraining day! Hooray not having to do base cleanup! Mandatory study in classroom instead.
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Kinda wish I could get a superficial tour of one but by being a dirty boot student I somehow doubt it.
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Mar 26, 2015 21:37
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No poo poo? Dang some LCS was in port a few weeks back but nobody said we could do that. I guess we aren't expected to take an interest in cool poo poo.
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Mar 26, 2015 23:26
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vulturesrow posted:The one I went on is the one in Pensacola right now and is going to be here a while. I'd offer to take you up there but I PCS in about 4 days. Oh I got a car so I can go this Saturday on my own. Heck I'd offer to be your cabin boy/servant for an actual interesting tour. Fair sailing shipmate! Crypto display at Corry was pretty cool.
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Mar 27, 2015 00:34
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maffew buildings posted:Goon stationed at Great Mistakes how much booze do you need daily to cope You made it! Welcome aboard shipmate!
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Pandasmores posted:Ey bruh I can hook you up with that LLD chit if ya know some bad bitches Dude I've been on LLD for over two months. Heel Spurs are a bitch and the 1.5 mile is a bitch.
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Gay is the only way in the new Nav-ay! Actually I mean the walking to the compound is a bitch. The actual 1.5 mile run in running shoes is easy and I get a 1100 to 1200 even injured (I'm allotted 15 minutes). So... one of my dep pool future sailors just showed up at Corry three weeks ago and she got caught getting the D already. Her dicks roommate walked in on them and turned them in. Kinda of a jerk move but drat it they could have just hopped on a bus to the main station and rented a hotel room. Corry really just needs a hotel of its own.
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Null Integer posted:Give it a year. I'm sure one will slip by in MEPS. Had an admitted preopp transgended whore in my boot division. He was on hormone treatment, grew boobies and was turning marine tricks (they knew) in TeXas. Decided he wanted to see the world. Went off the treatment and shrank up. All good for MEPs.
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Analogical posted:Been rollercoastering with the detailer/CCs the past three weeks, not helping that my year group is 126% over-manned for my NEC, I don't qualify for conversion to another language or a DIRSUP billet, and my options were: Get masted? Seems to work for a lot of boots over here at Corry trying to go from e3 to e2 or even e1 undesignated. I hear its not so bad because you get to experience all of the jobs before you pick a new one! Actually that sounds like a huge bummer and I hope it works out for you. It's kinda amazing how little some of this stuff makes sense.
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Mar 30, 2015 22:00
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Blue Angels are doing cool stuff. Oh to be a majestic air sea-knight.
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Analogical posted:Stay strong, keyboard centurion. Keyboard Centurion. I like it. Better than printer-bitch in any case.
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Mar 31, 2015 21:35
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I'm not the only goon here on Corry but I'm not really worth meeting since I'm just a dirty old boot. Honestly though you guys have been a font of knowledge and understanding on why some petty officers and chiefs act the way they act.
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I met quite a few goons from TFR. Went to desert shoot with around 20 of them. Over all not nearly as bad as I thought it would be. Only met one on a separate occasion who was a near disaster. Scared me enough to not want to go shooting with random strangers anymore.
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maffew buildings posted:I met Mr Nice! in Hawaii and it ended poorly. On another predictable note, my SGLI beneficiary info is jacked, where do I go in the Navy Net to fix that if I can online? That was kinda odd to be recognized like that.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:If you make it to ctn school you'll meet at least 2 more. We are everywhere. I'm the tard walking around in black tennis shoes. Feel free to yell about me not blousing my uniform!
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Fart Sandwiches posted:You all look the same. Especially when marching. I'll keep a lookout at lunchtime and and of classtime for your stragglin rear end and ask you about stairs or something. Or not. Yeah I haven't really marched for two months due to a nagging foot injury. I'm seeing the podiatrist on Monday. I'm hoping for a cortisone shot so I can start running again. I wear black tennis shoes so I'm not that noticeable but I get called out daily with apologies for not having my pants bloused.
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krispykremessuck posted:I really want your navy story to eventually end that you were in for like 8 months and got medically retired at some ridiculous rating due to a foot injury at great lakes Some dreams really do come true! Nah, big book of navy medicine consider heel spurs to be painful but pretty much nothing else. Just takes time and rest to go away. Chances of surgery are almost zero. I can still waddle the mile and half in under 12 minutes (navy wants me to do it in under 15).
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