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Mr. Nice! posted:You should aggressively assault him. Do poo poo to gently caress him. That looks better.
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Vriess posted:Haha, oh wow. All the students at CID just had to sign these new Page 13's. They all have a single paragraph on them and it's too good not to share. It defines (so it can outlaw) sexual activity (on base). Looks like they brought in the experts to give training.
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Mar 13, 2015 03:50
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PneumonicBook posted:Be an MA. You don't even have to be an MA, just volunteer to help with the urinalysis program and you'll see all the dick you can stand.
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Mar 19, 2015 02:56
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I saw this picture and it reminded me of all the times our MA asked me to be the duty meat gazer and that was before I saw you were quoting me.
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maffew buildings posted:I'm going to give her power of attorney, because I'm going to be deployed and in case anything important happens I need her to make the decisions for me. Make sure it's a general power of attorney.
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Mar 30, 2015 06:33
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Dingleberry posted:Lol. Like when we dump trash into the ocean. Of course, no plastics.
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Apr 24, 2015 03:40
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Mr. Nice! posted:HAHAHAHA And now the rest of the story. Although I am not sure this didn't get copied out of the Onion or something. And yes, this link has the word "goat" in it. http://www.navytimes.com/story/military/2015/04/30/navy-cruiser-lake-erie-goat-san-diego/26568241/
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May 1, 2015 04:18
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That goat is pretty happy looking. I like that while the CO was fired, the goat gets to keep his anchors.
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May 1, 2015 07:54
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maffew buildings posted:I can't help but feel we'd be a lot better off if we didn't just replace all Chiefs with actual goats After seeing the way a lot of chiefs are today, I'd have to agree.
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May 2, 2015 11:57
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CMD598 posted:Not for long... Crew swap time? Or hull swap?
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May 17, 2015 10:19
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CMD598 posted:Hull swap! I guess it is time to stock up on booze before they secure it.
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May 17, 2015 11:25
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Congratulations to everybody that was promoted. Now go do sweepers or something.
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May 20, 2015 23:35
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PneumonicBook posted:Find E5s and below to do sweepers. 
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May 21, 2015 00:22
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Null Integer posted:I sure hope he notices this really shiny section of pipe I've been working on for the last 3 hours! Shining pipe....
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May 28, 2015 02:52
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Is this the new SWO school? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF3bRXDMXdU
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Pandasmores posted:You act as if no one warned you about the possibility of getting hosed by the big blue weenie. Still trying to figure out why HMs like to give rectal exams when you have the flu or a cold.
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Jun 18, 2015 04:55
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At least you guys are thorough.
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Jun 18, 2015 06:48
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Best job in the navy right there!
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Jun 18, 2015 23:15
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I never thought darken ship could be so entertaining...
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Jun 25, 2015 00:02
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Sir Lucius posted:I don't think I would hate being an officer and not having to move, and not doing any real work. Is that topic material?
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Anita Dickinme posted:I leave for basic Tuesday and it finally hit me that my life is over. RIP me. What rate will you be?
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Anita Dickinme posted:ABE. It was that or Logistics. A few people told me I chose well; it seems debatable but when someone here said carriers get the best ports I was happy with my decision. No matter what, you'll be able to look back and be happy that you didn't go engineering. HT especially.
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Stultus Maximus posted:HT is the shittiest rate. Understatement. I liked how they are always trying to shake hands.
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Fart Sandwiches posted:Your friend is stupid as gently caress. That is a whole different kind of stupid. Yale or wallowing in other people's feces all day forever.... Tough call.
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Ryand-Smith posted:I'm planning my Africa trip right now. The training I had to go to is comdedic (since its mostly Army stuff), and things like "be careful and don't eat local food," and it involves a lot of absurd medical precautions before I head over. I mean I feel like they think I'm going to go into the deepest part of Congo or go meet up with Kony (the LRA needs to be removed) or sneak into South Sudan and teach them things. They might have good reason to wonder about your trip. http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/21/how-former-us-army-officer-launched-disastrous-coup-the-gambia
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Jul 22, 2015 06:03
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I can't wait to see a bunch of khakis arguing over which ranks in the navy can have sex with other ranks. Can somebody make a matrix when you've settled it?
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Jul 27, 2015 04:38
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Chuckle posted:As an enlisted I will never be allowed to grace the O-Club and am stuck with the flightline grill/bar or subway Nobles and civilians with the appropriate rank can take you.
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Aug 12, 2015 02:23
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PneumonicBook posted:The amount of crying about this that I hear on a daily basis is loving absurd. I get it old retired guy, your Navy was better for whatever reason, okay chief sure, you don't like participation trophies (it isn't one), etc. It gives people at boot something to strive for if they really want to Joe Navy it up, good for them. I mean who really gives a gently caress about chest candy? Probably people that can't have this one. Ribbon envy is sad.
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Aug 23, 2015 14:30
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Kool-aid drinking chiefs.
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Aug 28, 2015 13:35
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Boon posted:
You should explain to them some of the advantages/disadvantages of planning for retirement, like investing in the TSP and or IRAs in addition to staying away from the Camaro with E-1 and up financing.
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maffew buildings posted:What's the upside to the TSP and am I a dingus for not just having that money go to my IRA instead? If you're still in the navy I would do both, IRA and the TSP. If you've left the navy and aren't some kind of civil servant that can still contribute to your TSP, I would roll it into whatever IRA you have.
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Aug 31, 2015 00:14
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8 hours is normal for IDW boards?
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Sep 3, 2015 07:47
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Sir Lucius posted:lmao, this story quote:"Police say alcohol was a factor in the break-in." I'm shocked.
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Sep 26, 2015 23:53
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Jesus Christ I'm in the hospital for a week because a chicken almost kills me and I wake up to this list of triad destruction. (I'm on mobile and drugs so solly for the hosed formatting) http://www.navytimes.com/story/mili...Key=&autologin=
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Laranzu posted:I just got trained on how to be a pee pee program coordinator today. And it sucks to be your assistant.
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Susa posted:Was just doing the PRT on the bike when the guy next to me who also works on the same ward I do decided he was going to vomit after going for only two minutes. So he cupped his hands up against his mouth so it sprayed off to the side got all over my machine the mirror in front of us and down my leg and into my shoe. If you're going to fail the PRT, might as well be spectacular about it.
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Arione posted:Found out my eot got downgraded to a floc as an e5 with 500 volunteer hours, no njp, no pfa failure, earned the pin, job area sme. What the hell? Hang out with your chief!
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Pandasmores posted:Terminal leave best leave. Pretty much.
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