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You've been in less than 6 months and they have already caused you great rear end pain. navy.txt
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Mar 5, 2015 02:54
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Says the terminal e-3 edit: gently caress pretend I quoted pandasmores
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Mar 6, 2015 01:18
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Our chief was worthless and lpo was worse especially when it came to technical matters. We were a software development shop and out divo actually had a background in that so when it came to technical stuff he didn't trust the chief to relay information properly. Divo would talk to us directly until the chief threw a hissy fit about chain of command and then work slowly ground to a halt because he had no loving idea what we were doing. The miracle of email and leaving people out of the to line brought things back around.
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Mar 6, 2015 13:02
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Mar 7, 2015 03:40
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From my experience it's more often chiefs and officers that behave this way.
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Mar 11, 2015 13:53
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If he's a butter bar at an Intel command he's probably the most moto piece of poo poo in the world. Especially if prior enlisted.
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Mar 17, 2015 00:53
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If I had stayed in I would have made chief at 30*. The real trick though is that civilian life is best life. Join us in the vet thread. *pure speculation, but when civ life takes hold anything was possible
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Mar 19, 2015 04:02
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Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it Nwabudike Morgan posted:2. don't do the paperwork and get out of the navy and 420 blaze it [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] t out of the navy and 420 blaze it [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote]
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Mar 20, 2015 01:42
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maffew buildings posted:I hate you all so much you were warned buddy
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Mar 27, 2015 22:34
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maffew buildings posted:The gay one Make sure you hit the casinos every waking moment you aren't in school. I'll bet they have liberty restrictions on them, though.
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Mar 27, 2015 23:27
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yo there's this guy i know from the internet. he's good people.
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Apr 3, 2015 01:53
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buttplug posted:You know what's goonier? I've never met any of 'em. One works/worked the graveyard shift and the other is TDY elsewhere. I was just giving you a hard time. I've met several goons who are here for school or whatever and it turns out only a few of us are 100 lbs overweight with no social skills.
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Apr 3, 2015 03:51
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krispykremessuck posted:its you, you're the guy 
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Apr 3, 2015 03:53
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Apr 3, 2015 03:57
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Analogical posted:I work with a handful of goons but haven't met up with any of them. I overheard a discussion at work in VA between two goons talking about GiP, but I don't know who they were either offline or online. The DLI sperg thread would indicate that at least eight goons work at the same location as me, but if that's the case I probably don't like them as offline people already. If you make it to ctn school you'll meet at least 2 more. We are everywhere.
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Apr 4, 2015 01:46
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LingcodKilla posted:I'm the tard walking around in black tennis shoes. Feel free to yell about me not blousing my uniform! You all look the same. Especially when marching. I'll keep a lookout at lunchtime and and of classtime for your stragglin rear end and ask you about stairs or something. Or not.
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Apr 4, 2015 03:23
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I flew out to meet my boat on deployment and they gave me a hotel room of my own when I got to the port. I met up with some boat dudes who I had never met and we all went drinking (OBVIOUSLY). At some point during the night one of the dudes disappeared telling us he had an appointment at a tattoo parlor. He returned about 30 minutes later and we continued partying. Near the end of the night he said he didn't want to go back to the boat and asked if he could stay in my hotel room. I assumed this is the point I get raped as part of submarine initiation so I said yes. When I woke up in the morning this dude was passed out face down in the bathroom. I kicked him awake and when he stood up his crotch was covered in blood. Dude went and got his dick pierced and drank lots of alcohol which made the bleeding worse. One of the most traumatic things I've seen. He ended up getting kicked out for having the HIV which is probably related to his pierced dick and love of whores. welp thats my story. Fart Sandwiches fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Apr 4, 2015 |
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Apr 4, 2015 04:55
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Mad Dragon posted:gently caress that. Flaunt your sick, lame, and laziness.
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Apr 4, 2015 06:36
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poopkitty posted:Not only do we get a uniform allowance, but the NEX gives new CPOs an INTEREST FREE loan until your uniform allowance comes in. Them shits is free. And if you're not a dumbass you can make some coin. So those fundraisers? A scam? I do believe now the integrity of the CHIEF PETTY OFFICER has been besmirched good madam
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Apr 9, 2015 03:12
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Well what are those fundraisers funding?
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Apr 9, 2015 11:45
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Mr. Nice! posted:The fundraisers all go into mess funds. You're providing alcohol for chief parties. My favorite thing to do at Ft. Meade during chief season was to let them pump my gas and wash my car and then not give them money. When they demanded to know who my chief was I just yolo'd and drove away. Suck my dick I'll never give them any money.
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Apr 9, 2015 15:19
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Sir Lucius posted:They do that here? I've never seen them do Cheif carwashes. At the base gas station right across from the exchange and commissary is where I always did it. It's been nearly 4 years since I was there so who knows if they still bother.
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Apr 9, 2015 16:49
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UoI posted:I have a question about my A-school; it's in Pensacola, Florida for ABE. What will my living conditions be? Will I be staying in a barracks with dozens of other people or will I have a dorm type thing or can I stay with a friend? Think more like college dorm that's called a barracks.
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Apr 10, 2015 18:26
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Null Integer posted:The speed that the Navy moves admin is sometimes terrifying, terrifying slow.... Yo it took me a full year to get SUBDQ but I was a stupid 3rd class (and this was 2008) and just waited for everything to happen. If you a first class you should be good for CTN cross rate. I dunno the ins and outs because I'm a filthy civilian and don't keep up with that poo poo anymore.
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Apr 13, 2015 14:06
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Mad Dragon posted:If he ain't got bars on his oval office cap he can gently caress right off.
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Apr 14, 2015 20:24
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JAG helped me unfuck my bonus situation when I was a babby sailor so that was nice.
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Apr 22, 2015 22:08
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maffew buildings posted:A dude I was in boot and now am in A-school with has a wiccan girlfriend or fiancee or something and she doesn't believe in medicine or marriage so they have to have the spirit of a tree bind them in matrimony with sticks or shrubs or something. How do you get BAH if you don't believe in marriage. That poo poo is the worst religion.
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Apr 24, 2015 04:13
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LingcodKilla posted:Holy crap I just drove my buddy to the airport to pickup his mom and not only is she hot for her age (10yr older than me) she's also drunk from her Austin layover. Nooooo shipmate remember your sapr training if she's drunk she can't consent! Jk dude be a mother fucker
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Apr 26, 2015 00:45
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orange juche posted:I got like an 80 or some poo poo, guess I'm loving retarded, I re-enlisted 3 years ago after all, but I just told my NCC last monday that I was done with the Navy, so I eagerly await being sent TAD to Security. One time I skated so hard I got out of an award ceremony and was left to man the space. Captain ropeyarned entire command and no one told me so I sat alone by myself till the end of the day. Use your powers wisely.
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Apr 26, 2015 16:32
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Sir Lucius posted:Shower time must have been terrifying. 
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Apr 26, 2015 23:36
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Mr. Nice! posted:There was a cook on the ship with SPACE HOMOS and I. Guy would go on and on about his girlfriend. Turns out his girlfriend was just a hooker at a nearby brothel. To add insult to injury, he never actually hosed her and had just been loving her thighs. He was pissssssed when he learned what sex really was.  I think this story needs to be shared all the time everywhere. Had he never even seen a porn? No one talked the birds and the bees? Was he from the south?
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Apr 30, 2015 15:00
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maffew buildings posted:I can't help but feel we'd be a lot better off if we didn't just replace all Chiefs with actual goats
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May 2, 2015 06:40
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Analogical posted:Since the 9ARBpocalypse, we've got sailors taking SP evals for not having IDW (if you're within 6 months of DNQ) and then disenrolling from the IDW program because they were already told they can't re-enlist so there's no point anyway in having a better eval or having IDW. It's driving the chief's mess to boiling fury. 
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May 8, 2015 21:29
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Sir Lucius posted:Analogical isn't at our command though. He ends up there TAD for months at a time which makes it kind of hard to get books signed and find partners to board with. But yea, from 0 to qualified I would say it shouldn't take more than 2 months. It's a great feeling having all that poo poo out of the way, but I definitely don't feel like I'm qualified for anything. I probably forgot everything I memorized the week after I had my final board. I can guarantee I would fail the written exam if I was tasked with taking it right now. What they should do is require you to get your pin before you can shop up. People are in holding for so long anyways, usually just loving off and dodging out of work after lunch muster. warfare_quals.txt
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May 9, 2015 16:09
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Null Integer posted:One thing nice about subs, everyone is trapped onboard with nowhere to go and nothing to do. When I was a nub and afraid to talk to people I asked my sea dad if he would help me with some general thing in the quals and he told me he forgot all that poo poo the moment he got his pin. Real confidence booster there.
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May 10, 2015 12:37
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Mad Dragon posted:Some sub qual poo poo actually sticks with you, unless you want to be the retard passing out during a fire drill because you can't find the nearest EAB manifold. A newly qualified dude was helping all the nubs and talking about all the overhead manifolds when he noticed the toilet had one just like the overhead and decided NOW would be a good time to show that you could plug anything into a "high pressure manifold". The entirety of the san tanks filled his mask and he vomited everywhere and it was hilarious
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May 11, 2015 03:37
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Nah still dumb. Even worse with chief (sel). Bitch you still a first class I don't give a poo poo
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May 12, 2015 01:10
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buttplug posted:There is a huge, HUGE difference between someone picked up for Chief, and someone picked up for O6 or a star. For all intents and purposes, the military considers O6+ to be senior officers which comes with additional trappings. I'd say use of "Sel" would be warranted, especially depending on billet/position. Nah still dumb
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Sir Lucius posted:Grape Garden is loving good Chinese food. That was the best part about Pensacola for me. And they even deliver to Corry. Trust me, it's really good. For the longest time I thought grape garden was Greek or something but it is pretty good takeout Chinese.
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