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After sleeping on it, I've decided against an effort post, as the thing would've been whiny as all gently caress. That said, army is gay.
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lmfao if ur still in
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Mar 7, 2015 19:57
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Fucitol posted:lmfao if ur still in
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Mar 7, 2015 20:01
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"Why are you in uniform" isn't the first question I usually expect to be asked by the sandwich artist. I was too tired to say something like "Poor life decisions, same as you."
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Mar 8, 2015 01:23
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ahahahaha
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Mar 8, 2015 01:37
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Retardog posted:"Why are you in uniform" isn't the first question I usually expect to be asked by the sandwich artist. I was too tired to say something like "Poor life decisions, same as you." so what did you say?
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Mar 8, 2015 02:27
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wtf is a TOTM where's all my calories, Sam? 
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Mar 8, 2015 03:14
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time of the month
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Mar 8, 2015 03:15
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I said "What?" the first two times he asked because I was looking at the menu and not paying attention. The third time I said I just finished drill. He said he didn't know there was drill going on around there (I drill about 45 minutes away). Maybe it was because I'd just watched a couple stolen valor videos, but it seemed like he was just itching for the attention I didn't care to give him. He was just some kid who said he was a former Marine.
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Mar 8, 2015 03:25
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a former marine in call of duty, probably
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Mar 8, 2015 03:26
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Mike-o posted:a former marine in call of duty, probably False valor callout results in person calling out being discovered as actually stealing valor and person called out is actually a service member. because NG/AR drill schedules are posted on bulletin boards for the civilian populace to see right
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Mar 8, 2015 03:33
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Retardog posted:I said "What?" the first two times he asked because I was looking at the menu and not paying attention. The third time I said I just finished drill. He said he didn't know there was drill going on around there (I drill about 45 minutes away). Maybe it was because I'd just watched a couple stolen valor videos, but it seemed like he was just itching for the attention I didn't care to give him. He was just some kid who said he was a former Marine. loving knew it. wearing utes off base on personal business is a no no in the corpse so he was just some motard trying to give you a hard time. you shoulda asked if he was a 3381
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Mar 8, 2015 04:10
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Reservists/guardsmen: how many former Marines do you guys have in your unit that still refer to themselves as Marines.
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Mar 8, 2015 04:55
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psydude posted:Reservists/guardsmen: how many former Marines do you guys have in your unit that still refer to themselves as Marines. We only had one in my last unit. He didn't talk about it much, but you could pick him out of a lineup because he was in better shape than 95% of the other guys. I'd rather have a whole platoon of him versus the three or four former AD 11Bs that I've had to deal with.
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Mar 8, 2015 05:08
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It's been about 50/50 for me with former Marines. Half have been loving great, the other half have been loving terrible.
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Mar 8, 2015 05:12
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The former marine in my unit wouldnt stop saying "HOORAH" at all loving times. nor would he shut the gently caress up about his time in Levenworth, or any training event was not "like it was back in the corp, 'rah?" Dudes head was filled with loving cobwebs, like even for a rifle company this guy took the cake of being retarded. His form of winning an argument was to challenge someone to a pushup contest.
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Mar 8, 2015 08:34
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Nimmy posted:Enjoy all the formations marching around? There's actually none of this and we don't have to wear PT belts. Hell the buddy system is barely enforced too. Once the mission changed to Resolute Support all the gayness pretty much stopped, we don't even send half the reports we used to when we first got here.
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Mar 8, 2015 12:46
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Fucitol posted:lmfao if ur still in It's actually pretty funny to watch how poo poo runs these days. No war to fight, but garrison hasn't quite soaked in yet so any little mission that comes our way gets so hyped up you'd think we were getting ready for the loving invasion all over again. I'm talking retarded levels of micromanagement over poo poo you wouldn't even consider that big of a deal during OIF. For those of us with the glass already filling towards retirement it's whatever, but god help the poor bastards who will find themselves under the leadership growing up with the slicksleeve dog and pony show bullshit that's starting to set in.
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Mar 8, 2015 23:35
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Mike-o posted:a former marine in call of duty, probably Press F to pay respects
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Mar 9, 2015 02:58
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Ask me about the 3 fat army soldiers I saw in uniform on a Saturday at Tilted Kilt
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Mar 9, 2015 03:01
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Zeris posted:Ask me about the 3 fat army soldiers I saw in uniform on a Saturday at Tilted Kilt No thanks.
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Mar 9, 2015 03:04
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Retardog posted:I said "What?" the first two times he asked because I was looking at the menu and not paying attention. The third time I said I just finished drill. He said he didn't know there was drill going on around there (I drill about 45 minutes away). Maybe it was because I'd just watched a couple stolen valor videos, but it seemed like he was just itching for the attention I didn't care to give him. He was just some kid who said he was a former Marine. A former Marine current sandwich artist has got to be more embarrassing than a stolen valor faker.
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Mar 9, 2015 03:11
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I have a friend who got hit with a stolen valor claim. He let the dude talk poo poo for a good 5 minutes until he wheeled himself backwards and the dude realized his lower body was lacking two legs. Honestly that poo poo is so stupid, why do people go Stolen valor hunting, is it really that special to yell at a dude wearing a hosed up uniform and make a gigantic scene?
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Mar 9, 2015 04:13
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on the other hand just imagine being the guy to actually catch that fat 20 year old with a ranger tab
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Mar 9, 2015 04:15
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LeoMarr posted:I have a friend who got hit with a stolen valor claim. He let the dude talk poo poo for a good 5 minutes until he wheeled himself backwards and the dude realized his lower body was lacking two legs. Honestly that poo poo is so stupid, why do people go Stolen valor hunting, is it really that special to yell at a dude wearing a hosed up uniform and make a gigantic scene? youtube hits bro should have reverse stolen valored him and videoed his reaction upon seeing him with no legs.
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Mar 9, 2015 04:16
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With some good video production it could be a snl skit
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Mar 9, 2015 04:20
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Top called PT failures out of formation yesterday and half the company fell out of ranks lmao She called for mandatory remedial PT for failures at drill; we also had first formation 30 minutes early, and RemPTs show up an hour and a half earlier...daylight saving time was this weekend so like 60 fuckers had to show up at the equivalent of 5 AM to drill this morning instead of 6:30 feat. 100% UA this morning because we have an actual state assigned god drat mission to haul post deployment ammo to a dump site and they're trying to chaff some of the wheat #guardlife
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Mar 9, 2015 04:32
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Cole posted:youtube hits bro man i knew I should have whipped out a camera when i called out a dude not wearing a cover. I Would have been E-Famous in a second
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Mar 9, 2015 04:53
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I watched a guy in PTs ride a unicycle to work this morning. The army is a literal sideshow.
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Mar 9, 2015 16:44
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Every time I have a job on Schofield I get all nostalgic. Then I remember that the army is gay as gently caress.
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Master Bateman posted:Every time I have a job on Schofield I get all nostalgic. Then I remember that the army is gay as gently caress. How is that new job going anyway?
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Mar 11, 2015 11:01
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Zeris posted:How is that new job going anyway? I like it. On call 12 hours a day, 6 days a week. My boss told me that half our guys can't do what I do. Basically I showed up and am making everyone look bad. 
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Mar 11, 2015 13:46
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HAOLE GO HOME
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Mar 11, 2015 13:53
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poo poo the locals love me. My boss is a huge local with tats down to his fingers.
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Mar 11, 2015 13:58
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Figures the guy who can actually do what he was asked to do / said he would do is the one to get singled out against his worthless peers useless islands
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Mar 12, 2015 02:46
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psydude posted:Reservists/guardsmen: how many former Marines do you guys have in your unit that still refer to themselves as Marines. in our unit of 50 we had 2 former marines, our CO and our Motor Sgt Neither of which were too bad. Motor SGT would tell us all his stories from Japan and talk about his his irish dick was too small compared to all the pollocks in our unit, cool dude
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Mar 12, 2015 07:50
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From a buddy's FB: "HRC is an odd place I never want to figure out. You know you're gonna have a bad day when you roll up and a LTC is outside on a detail picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot."
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Retardog posted:From a buddy's FB: "HRC is an odd place I never want to figure out. You know you're gonna have a bad day when you roll up and a LTC is outside on a detail picking up cigarette butts in the parking lot." Lord help any staff CPT or LT in there. They're probably being used as ottomans.
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Wednesday: Army: "HEY CAN YOU LEAVE MONDAY YOU'RE DEPLOYING GO GO GO GO" Me: ok Monday: Army: "Hey I talked with the MOB office you're not going until Friday sorry about that." Me: ok Today (thursday): Army: "Hey you're going NEXT friday sorry about that." Me: I DIDN'T WORK LAST WEEKEND AND IT'S TOO LATE TO PUT IN SHIFTS FOR THIS WEEKEND gently caress YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU (I work Thu-Sun on an ambulance)
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A friend just posted this on FB Going for my 3rd MOS, Nevada National Guard. From 25b Information Technology Specialist To 11b Infantryman Now to 19d Calvary scout hahha get hosed
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