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ETS'd one year ago today.
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 19:45 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:41 |
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Just wait until they find out how much fuel the Army pisses away every day!
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 22:07 |
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Zeris posted:As a former commissioned officer in the united states army I would just like to say I'm gay
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# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 14:41 |
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ahahahaha
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 01:37 |
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Still a POG
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# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 19:37 |
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army.txt
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 22:43 |
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Well, you really can't cut any deeper than neck-stabbing a lady and then oval office-stabbing her underage daughter.
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# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 23:57 |
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psydude posted:Something about the area around Allentown. I went to college with a dude who got sent to prison for statutory rape of a 15 year old and providing alcohol to minors. . . in Allentown.
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:05 |
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# ¿ Mar 17, 2015 01:22 |
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Cole posted:Isn't there some kind of regulation that says you get 24 months in garrison before you deploy again? para 3c Specific Guidance posted:(1) DWELL TIME FOR COMBAT AND OPERATIONAL DEPLOYMENTS OF 12 MONTHS OR LONGER IS AT LEAST 12 MONTHS. DWELL TIME BEGINS TO ACCUMULATE ON THE DAY THE SOLDIER RETURNS TO HOME STATION. SOLDIER CANNOT BE REDEPLOYED WITHIN 12 MONTHS WITHOUT A WRITTEN GO WAIVER (AS OUTLINED IN PARA 4.B. BELOW). COMPLETION OF 12 MONTHS DWELL TIME WILL NOT BE THE SOLE REASON FOR REPETITIVE DEPLOYMENT. (EXAMPLE: SOLDIER DEPLOYED FOR 15 CONSECUTIVE MONTHS ACCRUES 12 MONTHS OF INDIVIDUAL DWELL TIME; SOLDIER WILL BE AFFORDED MORE THAN 12 MONTHS AT HOME STATION PRIOR TO THE NEXT DEPLOYMENT WHENEVER POSSIBLE.) para 4a(1) Unit Dwell posted:(B) SOLDIERS ASSIGNED TO A UNIT WHOSE INDIVIDUAL DWELL TIME IS LESS THAN THE ADJUSTED UNIT DWELL TIME AS APPROVED BY THE SECDEF WILL NOT DEPLOY WITH THE UNIT UNLESS A WRITTEN WAIVER IS GRANTED BY THE FIRST GENERAL OFFICER IN THE CHAIN OF COMMAND, AS OUTLINED IN PARAGRAPH 4.B. BELOW. para 4b Individual Dwell posted:(1) THE FIRST GENERAL OFFICER IN THE SOLDIER'S CHAIN OF COMMAND IS THE APPROVAL AUTHORITY FOR INDIVIDUAL DWELL TIME WAIVERS (VOLUNTARY AND INVOLUNTARY) TO MEET CRITICAL OPERATIONAL REQUIREMENTS. UNITS WILL DEVELOP AND IMPLEMENT INDIVIDUAL WAIVER PROCEDURES AND REPORT THE NUMBER OF VOLUNTARY AND INVOLUNTARY WRITTEN WAIVERS AS SPECIFIED IN PARAGRAPH 5.C. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Mar 22, 2015 |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2015 21:35 |
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Yep.
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# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 00:17 |
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Good. gently caress that piece of poo poo.
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# ¿ Mar 25, 2015 21:45 |
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I hear that if you shoot the moon and receive a reprimand from everyone in your CoC up to the first GO you get an automatic promotion to O3 and you get to bang the post commander's wife. e: have to be separate incidents, tho
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 01:42 |
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That's the last one you have to get
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 02:06 |
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White Chocolate posted:In OCS we don't even qualify or touch live ammo except for blanks and artillery sims... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hearts#Shooting_the_moon
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# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 18:26 |
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Depends largely on how motivated your unit is to get you gone.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 00:24 |
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I got a boatload of poo poo in the first few weeks after I got out, but that's enlisted. I would just call up HRC and ask what's up.
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# ¿ Mar 28, 2015 00:36 |
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Hail Satan.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 03:22 |
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Cole posted:hey buddy, when we were in afghanland we boarded a chinook and it took off and landed and we walked off that chinook and we called it an air assault mission
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 18:47 |
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Zeris posted:But did you watch your buddy's Apache guntape footage of the gator lose traction and fall down the mountain
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 19:13 |
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I'll bet he just charmed the pants right off the lot of 'em.
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# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 03:41 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:April fools!
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# ¿ Apr 1, 2015 23:40 |
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Whipped Buttcheeks posted:Army Stupid!
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 03:17 |
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Kiryen posted:no sane unit
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# ¿ Apr 3, 2015 21:50 |
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I never said any kind of creed or anything when I went to the board. Kind of a letdown, really, after all the time I spent shouting at the wall.
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 01:36 |
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Did you practice knocking on the door?
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 02:25 |
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suicide bi cop posted:JBLM vs Ft Irwin, 68W, only for ~6 months then im out, what do
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# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 16:47 |
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Full Battle Rattle posted:This was my favorite boot when I was in.
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 02:49 |
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Bell_ posted:Before you pick your boot, it might be worth double checking whether your chain of command has a bug up their rear end when it comes to your footware, otherwise see if whatever you buy is compliant to the 670-1 they updated last year. (Just so you don't have to buy another pair of boots. Inprocessing at Carson I heard try-hards bitching about Nike
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# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 20:51 |
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Painsaw posted:If all this dumb garrison bullshit just vanished tomorrow, what would we do with all this free time?
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 20:22 |
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It's good to be out.
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# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 22:52 |
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Wait, he wasn't??
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2015 03:17 |
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krispykremessuck posted:she's from fuckin yelm
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2015 19:36 |
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Cole posted:i'm out of the mil so i think your question about two bowls of poo poo is stupid
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 22:17 |
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When are they gonna realize that they should just make all of the uniforms flame-retardant? This would have been the perfect time to do it. Stop fielding non-flame-retardant uniforms, ffs.
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 14:11 |
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NTT posted:I kind of want to show up to drill the first month new uniforms are available to stand out and piss people off
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# ¿ May 1, 2015 18:49 |
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:I had a fun time explaining that to my roommate as I was helping him clean his TA-50 and do CIF turn-in. The look on his face was absolutely priceless. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=881jWDMzHII Worked pretty well for me, and nothing got kicked back. vv Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 00:35 on May 3, 2015 |
# ¿ May 3, 2015 00:27 |
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Multicam has the same wear-out date as the regular ACUs, late 2018.
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# ¿ May 3, 2015 19:27 |
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Put porn on. Load up some really high-def poo poo, turn up the volume, and time it so that as soon as you throw open the door and yell "at ease!" all they can see is a closeup of some chick getting her brains hosed out. Works every time. You can cheat the timing thing by just looping your segment of choice over and over. Naked Bear fucked around with this message at 20:35 on May 4, 2015 |
# ¿ May 4, 2015 20:33 |
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# ¿ May 20, 2024 23:41 |
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Icon Of Sin posted:Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 20:45 |