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Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Fo reals, get a goddamn STEM degree. It's a job you'll hate less than the military, and you'll make more than enough money for all the weed and fleshlights you'll ever need.

Plus college keeps you on a regular schedule so you don't flip the gently caress out due to not knowing what to do with free time.

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Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Was in a bunch of different units (medic). They were all awful and awesome in their own unique ways.

However my last one was literally the nation-wide detail bitch. Like the people you call to police call all the cigarette butts during the apocalypse kind of retarded.

TRADOC on Knox as a medic was actually fun because idiot LTs were always maiming themselves.

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Calling me a 'soldier' is triggering, my preferred pronouns are 'bitch/oval office/whore/sergeant'

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol

Zeris posted:

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Forehead tattoo for all of us upon ETS

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
War, war never changes.

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Army resiliency training, the best training for making you want to suck start a rifle.

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
If all this dumb garrison bullshit just vanished tomorrow, what would we do with all this free time?

Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
As bad as some of the places I have been... I've never been told to wait in a loving cage.

Jesus gently caress.

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Painsaw
Jul 3, 2008

Butts lol
Things I enjoyed about being in the Army:






*farts*

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