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Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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Cole posted:

unless we go back to iraq and you die

Don't get our hopes up :smith:

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Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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So I woke up today with a great message on my phone. Apparently this guy I went to Language school and AIT with killed somebody while on weekend pass.

Dude was always kind of odd, actually pretty damned disturbed. He got caught drinking underage and legit got sent to a rehab facility during language school. If you think that's enough to make him lose his clearance or at least his job since he wasn't out of AIT, think again. He had already graduated with a +2/3 and had a 300 pt score so the Army still wanted him.

Some months after that, he got caught drinking underage again at a drinking establishment on post. The cops came and he threatened to kill himself with a knife. He was eventually tazed and put in a sleeper hold. If you think that's enough to make him lose his clearance or at least his job since he wasn't out of AIT, think again! Army really needs them decent Persian speakers who can run fast apparently cause he still went to AIT with me.

(his knife collection)
This dude was obsessed with knives. Like he always had at least 3 on him at all times. During room inspections at language school they found his collection and confiscated them, but nothing was said after that.
Which brings me to this weekend:

Homeboy apparently fell in love with a 14 year old girl. Her mom didn't like the idea of her 14 year old daughter being the slam piece for a 20 year old Neo wanna-be so tried to brake them up. His response was to stab her in the neck multiple times, then drive with said 14 year old slam piece to a site to burn the body and bury it and then half-heartedly push the murder vehicle into a pond before walking back to the girl's house to have wild murderer sex before getting caught by the police. All I'm saying is that I'm glad I'm not stationed at Fort Meade right now cause holy poo poo will there be safety briefs.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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Ogrel72 posted:

Did he have tattoos?
Oh boy did he

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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When it rains it pours, another person I knew from DLI was caught diddling a kid this week, thankfully he didn't kill the mom when she found them like the last one did.

http://www.king5.com/story/news/local/2015/03/18/jblm-soldier-accused-of-raping-12-year-old-girl/24946129/

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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Geirskogul posted:

Do people still go for it? Seems like it died out.

Legit person with Brony stickers on the back of his truck in my company. But this is also Fort Campbell so there is a huge Air Assault sticker next to them as well.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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Had to get a picture of the Air Assault Brony mobile today.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

I dare you to do better



I just spent the last of my paycheck on this AV, I need to wait till at least next mid month pay for that to happen. Gotta pay my car insurance/car loan/car repair installment plan/credit card debt/student loans/payday loans/TSP contributions/child support on the first of next month.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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Suntan Boy posted:

And yeah, every SMA ever has had some fuckdumb retardation to add to the pile. My guess is bringing back black boots under the guise of "professionalism" and "discipline".

This. Maybe just with the dress uniforms because low quarters are too easily cleaned and if a soldier can't pay some Korean woman to do it spend all night shining boots, they're trash. I mean the 101st already has them with their dress uniforms under the guise of "tradition," why not the rest of the Army?

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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http://uspatriottactical.com/belleville-one-xero-ultra-light-assault-boot-320-620/

These are actually really solid. Feel like you're wearing slippers with a combat boot sole, and they're bellevilles so they'll last forever whether you like them or not. They run a bit narrow so try the wide size out. They actually sell these at clothing and sales so you can try them out there.

Androies
Oct 23, 2008

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not caring here posted:

It will somehow end up all your fault.

This everytime. It was funny today when our battalion commander told us that the entire 18th Airborne Corps was getting tomorrow and the next day off except for my section of like 14 people because we had the misfortune of scheduling training this week with contractors, but that it's ok because they'll find time somewhere else to give us two days off, and then first sausage told us immediately afterwards that we were poo poo out of luck and that it's our fault for scheduling training this week.

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Oct 23, 2008

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Delizin posted:

lol at the Army trying to address the concerns of crazy people who think Jade Helm is a coup against Texas. Now they are sending LtCols to town hall meetings with people too stupid to understand what is going on.

http://www.occupydemocrats.com/watch-paranoid-texas-lunatics-harass-an-army-colonel-with-texas-takeover-conspiracies-2/
"I've spent my entire youth hunting down dudes who gently caress goats and live in caves just to come back here and have to deal with this."

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