|
Retardog posted:"Why are you in uniform" isn't the first question I usually expect to be asked by the sandwich artist. I was too tired to say something like "Poor life decisions, same as you." so what did you say?
|
#
¿
Mar 8, 2015 02:27
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 17, 2024 14:57 |
|
|
Retardog posted:I said "What?" the first two times he asked because I was looking at the menu and not paying attention. The third time I said I just finished drill. He said he didn't know there was drill going on around there (I drill about 45 minutes away). Maybe it was because I'd just watched a couple stolen valor videos, but it seemed like he was just itching for the attention I didn't care to give him. He was just some kid who said he was a former Marine. loving knew it. wearing utes off base on personal business is a no no in the corpse so he was just some motard trying to give you a hard time. you shoulda asked if he was a 3381
|
|
#
¿
Mar 8, 2015 04:10
|
|
|
Androies posted:So I woke up today with a great message on my phone. Apparently this guy I went to Language school and AIT with killed somebody while on weekend pass. this kid think hes johnny cade what the gently caress
|
|
#
¿
Mar 17, 2015 03:04
|
|
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Changing my answer, maybe he pissed the wrong person off who now wants him to make basic the last thing he does before getting out. the green weenie gettin one last pump
|
|
#
¿
Mar 24, 2015 23:52
|
|
|
Androies posted:
that av holy poo poo
|
|
#
¿
Mar 25, 2015 02:22
|
|
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:I dare you to do better  i did this is this what you talkin bout? 
|
|
#
¿
Mar 25, 2015 03:17
|
|
|
Ogrel72 posted:http://remycarreiro.com/do-not-read-this-regina-kay-walters-final-moments-or-the-photo-that-took-a-part-of-my-soul/ that guy is melodramatic as gently caress
|
|
#
¿
Mar 25, 2015 03:27
|
|
|
Mustang posted:Shipping to OCS tomorrow, not sure what to expect, can't seem to find any concrete info. Hoping to get a weekend pass this weekend before the class actually starts. look at this dumdum
|
|
#
¿
Mar 27, 2015 01:33
|
|
|
Cole posted:ki have no idae what therwad o'm posting in but the ambien has me khllucinating and the laptop is part of the e..... the letters are floating,.. this shis is siwie rip in piss o7
|
|
#
¿
Mar 28, 2015 04:43
|
|
|
whats bolc? basic officer leadershit course?
|
|
#
¿
Mar 29, 2015 20:57
|
|
|
Cole posted:on a long enough timeline, everyone will suck a dick for a cigarette. what if you dont smoke? (cigs or dicks)
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2015 01:48
|
|
|
Zeris posted:
sometimes you just have a bad day tho https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yvt70OOAw0
|
|
#
¿
Mar 30, 2015 19:40
|
|
I can't believe I am responding to this with a serious reply but approximately zero GWOT combat drops had any merit beyond the extra rectal star-shaped scarring inside some GO who pinned his badge to the tip of his All American buttplug
|
Whipped Buttcheeks posted:I m gay.
|
|
#
¿
Apr 3, 2015 03:47
|
|
|
if you ever went to a promotion board then gently caress you
|
|
#
¿
Apr 6, 2015 02:02
|
|
|
Kiryen posted:PT test on Saturday. My last one before I turn 40 and get that sweet, sweet extra 2% body fat allowance. thought you were a cop?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 8, 2015 02:19
|
|
|
real slick how they decided that some turd who raped and murdered 2 kids was good to go back into society after 12 year in prison
|
|
#
¿
Apr 10, 2015 06:55
|
|
|
please dont coleshame this is a safe space
|
|
#
¿
Apr 12, 2015 08:55
|
|
|
the food in italy is loving amazing gently caress you if you disagree
|
|
#
¿
Apr 23, 2015 02:17
|
|
|
soon it will be called rape
|
|
#
¿
Apr 25, 2015 00:46
|
|
|
MegaJoe89 posted:Its not by choice describe me pretty well tho
|
|
#
¿
Apr 26, 2015 06:54
|
|
also what's a grover? Best I could find-
|
not caring here posted:Who in their right mind would want to be responsible for a bunch of combat arms retards for garrison life? 
|
|
#
¿
Apr 26, 2015 20:41
|
|
|
Lieutenant Centaur posted:Thanks, you guys made up my mind. I'm re-joining, HOOAH! thats some motivating trash right there rah?
|
|
#
¿
Apr 27, 2015 03:20
|
|
|
Mustang posted:We just call it building 4, but yeah it's plastered all over everything. Some instructors even have a little mcoe pin they wear on their acus by their name tape thats extremely dumb as gently caress
|
|
#
¿
Apr 30, 2015 02:30
|
|
|
Pesticide20 posted:An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions? gonna laugh when you get hung for treason
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2015 20:31
|
|
|
make sure its some hosed up midget granny scheisse porn too
|
|
#
¿
May 4, 2015 20:37
|
|
|
just have a boot clean your poo poo and if it fails you smoke him
|
|
#
¿
May 5, 2015 03:43
|
|
|
devildogoooragh
|
|
#
¿
May 12, 2015 04:58
|
|
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Post-FTX washrack at ABOLC we washed the tanks for hours forgetting to take the bilge plates off beforehand. Cue me crawling under to remove the plate and getting a facefull of many gallons of water contaminated with dirt, POL, seed shells, dip spit, and piss. dirty boy
|
|
#
¿
May 14, 2015 18:05
|
|
|
iKon posted:My favorite middle of the night call was for my armorer, who cheated on his wife and ended up run the gently caress over by said wife. She ran his rear end down in the grocery store parking lot, broke both his legs, then hopped out and started crying about what she did. Last I saw they're still married. Duzzy Funlop posted:E7 takes his wife to Berlin for their anniversary, gets hammered, beats her, tries to drown her in the toilet of the 5-star hotel, leaves her for dead, drives home 3 hours, hits 3 separate cars in the last half hour, ditches his ride after the last hit, has a police chopper look for him, dead-reckons the last 10 miles home on foot, opts to go straight to a club and brag about his great day to his buddies, buddies try to talk sense into him, dude gets picked up by courtesy patrol. ah, young love
|
|
#
¿
May 28, 2015 22:51
|
|
|
River Raid posted:No poo poo, but she's actually my 2nd cousin. She's about 2 years older than I am and I remember when that whole thing happened my dad kept laughing because she had gotten her parents to threaten legal action against her high school when she couldn't make the softball or track team. The few times I had met her we were at my Great-Grandmother's house in Brunswick and she was bad at Jenga and she yelled a lot.  lmbo
|
|
#
¿
Jun 1, 2015 22:00
|
|
|
Eulogistics posted:Is there a good gesture to pantomime eating pussy? Everyone knows and recognizes the pantomime for sucking dick is this real are you being serious?
|
|
#
¿
Jun 3, 2015 00:01
|
|
|
Geirskogul posted:is this real life https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fJ9rUzIMcZQ
|
|
#
¿
Jun 5, 2015 23:04
|
|
|
krispykremessuck posted:it dont gtmo better than this lmbo
|
|
#
¿
Jun 6, 2015 17:28
|
|
|
have you tried not having little baby bitch feet?
|
|
#
¿
Jun 10, 2015 00:52
|
|
|
gently caress you if you didnt wear white socks you idiots
|
|
#
¿
Jun 10, 2015 03:22
|
|
|
Spicy Guacamole posted:Whoops. My bad for bringing both of my feet back from Afghanistan without being torn to shreds. White socks are scrub-tier POG poo poo as gently caress. lmbo ok bruh. rocked white socks on the reg when i could get away with it and my feet somehow survived
|
|
#
¿
Jun 10, 2015 05:09
|
|
|
anne frank fanfic posted:Okay, but this is idiotic. Your piss has all the bacteria in your body already so its completely ineffective at preventing foot disease, since your foot cells are used to it. You need to find a piss buddy to spray your feet in the shower, and dont be a buddy fucker, spray his in return. Nothing gay either, just a quick spray from each of you will keep you disease free and even prevent blisters. Protip: yeah it works everywhere and prevents some stds, but thats usually crossing a line for some people so stick to feet and maybe hands if youre in the field. Ask doc if you dont believe me. would this help with halitosis as well?
|
|
#
¿
Jun 10, 2015 19:59
|
|
|
how much of a motard is this former ranger?
|
|
#
¿
Jun 21, 2015 06:24
|
|
|
Nostalgia4Butts posted:i knew a guy who had a jackoff pt session that sounds almost worth it
|
|
#
¿
Jun 25, 2015 02:18
|
|
|
|
| # ¿ May 17, 2024 14:57 |
|
|
EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Let natural selection take its course.
|
|
#
¿
Jun 26, 2015 02:43
|
|