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Sitting in ACAP right now. The guy that's presenting is monotonous as gently caress and keeps repeating himself. What a waste of my time. At least I'm not at work though. He honestly doesn't give any actual information that is helpful. Just parrots what's on the slides, including saying, "Aych Tee Tee Pee"
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Holy Jesus day two is worse than day one. I didn't think it was possible. This was supposed to be a happy class.
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Mar 3, 2015 15:02
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We have a sign-in sheet in the morning and afternoon each day. I have appointments most afternoons for physical therapy. They're telling people that we can't miss more then an hour the entire week. I gives no fucks about that. There's no way I can come to a week long class without having three appointments during that week.
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Mar 3, 2015 16:32
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There's constant talk of resume building, which I could care less about since my plan is to go to school and spend disability on weed. However, we spend most of the class listening to retards share personal stories only tangentially related to the subjects at hand, retarded hypothetical situations about "networking", and failing worse than a ninth grade drama class at improv when told to come up with skits about making phone calls looking for jobs. e: some kid is asking about using LinkedIn to become a DJ in the barracks. Apparently he goes by DJ HeatCat or some poo poo because he's a prior heat casualty.  Why are you feeling the need to share all of this?e again: this counselor is a shining example of what not to do and furthers my belief that "guidance counselors" and the like are some of the dumbest people out there with a job that exists simply to exist UP THE BUM NO BABY fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 4, 2015 |
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Mar 4, 2015 14:18
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psydude posted:I was contacted for a position at AMU's NOC a few months back. It would have been the pinnacle of officerness - screwing over enlisteds both in and out of the service. So I'm assuming that you took the job then.
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Mar 5, 2015 18:57
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FOURTH WAVE LESBRO posted:"I was sitting right there where you are now X years ago, so trust me when I say that..." Right? gently caress ACAP. gently caress the army.
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Mar 5, 2015 22:49
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gently caress the army. gently caress my leadership. That is all.
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Mar 6, 2015 18:59
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My plan is to get enough credits from a community college in order to transfer into a four year school, since my GPA is hosed from my first attempt at college. From there it's an accounting degree and internship, then either work on a Master's degree of get a job. But to get there I've got to not kill myself/my leadership before I get out, which according to my physical therapist I need to see my orthopedic surgeon and have him start a med board for me. I'll probably write up a long effort post tomorrow and either post it here or the QP thread.
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Mar 7, 2015 01:32
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After sleeping on it, I've decided against an effort post, as the thing would've been whiny as all gently caress. That said, army is gay.
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Mar 7, 2015 17:25
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Androies posted:Oh boy did he Holy poo poo that tan line. Also, my company just had a guy get picked up for solicitation of a minor. Guy was busted by the cops in a sting operation. Nowhere near the same level, but still, what the Christ is with dude's trying to get 14 year olds?
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Mar 17, 2015 00:45
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Booblord Zagats posted:Why is it people with angel tattoos are always the absolute dregs of society. Why can't any of them ever get the tattoos finished?
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Mar 17, 2015 15:55
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Zeris posted:As annoying as it was to be an artillery officer in an infantry unit, I felt way worse for the tab-less infantry guys. They received hourly "lol why are you here shitbag" reminders from all sources, E2 to O5. D co was of course the hugbox for the tab-less folks, same as the fat junior NCOs and unpopular senior NCOs hated by all, but totally un-fireable in the light infantry days of the late 00's. We had an armorer try to eat his way out of a deployment but he worked too hard at his job to really commit to getting chaptered. Truer words have never been spoken about a D co in light infantry
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Mar 30, 2015 13:41
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:sometimes you just have a bad day tho poo poo, I never realized you could see that video. I remember my brother telling me his buddy was one of the crew on that bird. What a lovely way to go.
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Mar 30, 2015 21:56
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Cole posted:If something is "army," it's stupid and gay.
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Apr 3, 2015 03:09
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Helping with land nav training today my driver and I got a little lost, which is understandable since the dumb gently caress E6 in charge didn't even give us maps. Anyway, here's my current situation.   Thought we could make it through a couple inches of standing water, turns out we couldn't.
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Apr 21, 2015 16:33
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psydude posted:Now call the wrecker and watch as the drive shaft shears off. Oh I've seen it happen. Such is the course of army.
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Apr 21, 2015 17:00
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 I am king of stuck truck. For reference, the ginger wasn't driving. He got left with me when my driver took off in his truck to go get the tow straps. Because, obviously, we didn't bring any out here.
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Apr 21, 2015 17:47
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Nothing better to do right now than try and tan.
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Apr 21, 2015 18:37
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McNally posted:Oh, hey, a CROWS II. They ever fix the issue where the thing would break itself and report blockages and servo problems? Mine did that on '09. I honestly don't know, I've never been trained on the CROWS despite being in heavy weapons for four years and two units. When I was a gunner I was in an open turret on the Mk19.
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Apr 22, 2015 13:03
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NTT posted:i want a calzone now I want to get into the low-cal calzone zone now
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Apr 23, 2015 13:16
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I just got started on a med board that I didn't think was ever going to happen. Realistically, what sort of time line can I expect? The recommending surgeon told me 3-6 months but I feel like that's rather optimistic.
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Apr 30, 2015 13:35
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Whole lot of nobles in this thread.
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May 1, 2015 10:29
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An idiot in my platoon has pretty much guaranteed that those of us living in the barracks will now have a poo poo ton more room inspections. Normally, I just throw on a movie or some music during those, but I want to try something different. I'm thinking that I'll have a nasheed playing, change my computer background to the ISIS flag, and have Chrome open to a bunch of jihadi looking sites. The problem I have though, is figuring out which sites would look the worst, without getting too carried away with it. Any suggestions?
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May 4, 2015 20:23
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Icon Of Sin posted:Find the video where 3 dudes dressed up like pterodactyls are all railing the same girl at once. That's probably one of the funniest videos (porn or not) that I've ever seen, and you can thank a weird navy guy I knew for showing it off to everyone in our tent. He's the reason I know about fart-fetish porn, too How about a combination of pterodactyl porn, cakefarting, and shake that bear? SA definitely introduced me to the latter two, but I had some strange friends when I was in high school that let me know all about the pterodactyls.
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May 4, 2015 20:44
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Nimmy posted:Yeah, because it's not like extremist organizations are frowned upon in the Army. I'm sure your leadership is up on their First Amendment jurisprudence and will respect your free speech rights. Surely they won't determine that your perusing of ISIS websites is against good order and discipline. Just kidding, you are an idiot. Just put on some good clean pterodactyl porn. Point well taken. I just started watching that drat video again, and it's even better than I remember. e: I found the full video for anyone that hasn't seen it before.  http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=2127352666 I think it's the flapping wings that really make that video.
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May 4, 2015 20:53
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And the purge is beginning! My battalion is about to get cleaned the gently caress out and poo poo is getting real gay, real fast. I hope to god this poo poo doesn't interrupt my med board. gently caress you if you're already out, I'll be there soon.
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May 6, 2015 15:46
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As everyone knows, it's now All American week. Due to my profile, I get to spend my time as a score keeper for softball. As such, I got to see a cav unit show up in their unit pts while wearing stetsons or whatever those gay cowboy hats are called.
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May 18, 2015 15:45
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Buy cigarettes and dip. Lots of cigarettes and dip. Halfway through start selling as people run out and will pay stupid amounts of money.
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Jun 4, 2015 23:25
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Anyone without a CIB is probably not retarded like me
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Jun 19, 2015 12:01
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Mike-o posted:I'll forego my usual "lol ur still in" and ask it genuinely. Why are any of you still in? We all know how gay the army is, I saw the writing on the wall in 2010 and got the gently caress out as soon as I could. I'm guessing most of you will respond with "I still have four more years to go" or something to that effect but is anyone staying in regardless if they still have a ton of time left? I'm only in now to finish out my med board. Paperwork is up at the PEB currently before heading out to Seattle so the VA can perform their blood ritual of assigning disability ratings. My PEBLO is optimistic and tells me it will be two more months.
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Jul 22, 2015 18:36
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Cole posted:Two months? You must not be far from Seattle. That's my understanding. And I'm taking his guess of two months with huge grains of salt. So far I'm about three and a half months in, so my guess is I'll be out around March or so next year
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Jul 22, 2015 18:57
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I just started doing my transition paperwork because the VA gave me my ratings in less than three weeks.
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Aug 8, 2015 13:47
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:just smoke hella weed in your barracks room with the door open Some guys in my company that got caught doing blow at the beginning of last December are still waiting to get out, even though they've done all of their Chapter paperwork...
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Aug 9, 2015 02:41
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Six months for kiddy diddling?
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Sep 26, 2015 03:19
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:173rd was okay because Italy was kind of okay and also we pretty much never jumped and never had anywhere to train and didn't really have vehicles to maintain so I guess that whole thing could have been a lot dumber.
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Oct 1, 2015 15:30
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This morning before PT I was confronted by an angry E6 over my hair and was called "a loving disgrace". I'm honestly a little proud of it. Also disappointed, because I've got a month left in the army and my hair has been much longer in the past.
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Oct 8, 2015 13:33
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Thirteen more days of being in the army. My unit is super gay and keeps putting me on CQ. gently caress this place, I'm tempted to come piss all over the place when I have my DD214 in hand
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Oct 27, 2015 11:01
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Nostalgia4Butts posted:have fun being stop-lossed and go fight isis Medboard. Just keeping my fingers crossed that all goes well and I get out. The nightmare these days is that I somehow don't get out and am forced to stay at Bragg forever.
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Clearing from my unit right now, one stop to make at transportation and arrange shipping of my HHG back to Washington, and then I'm done until my DD214 and finance brief on Monday. Suck my dick from the balls, army
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Syrian Lannister posted:Feels good man
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