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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
The question is who's right the officers for saying 'gently caress off' to stupid poo poo or whoever the gently caress is actually in favor of pt belts

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
fuk i have to be at dril at an hour ama



questions should concern my sexual preferences thanks in advance

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
wtf is a TOTM



where's all my calories, Sam? :argh:

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
on the other hand just imagine being the guy to actually catch that fat 20 year old with a ranger tab

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
With some good video production it could be a snl skit

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Top called PT failures out of formation yesterday and half the company fell out of ranks lmao



She called for mandatory remedial PT for failures at drill; we also had first formation 30 minutes early, and RemPTs show up an hour and a half earlier...daylight saving time was this weekend so like 60 fuckers had to show up at the equivalent of 5 AM to drill this morning instead of 6:30





feat. 100% UA this morning because we have an actual state assigned god drat mission to haul post deployment ammo to a dump site and they're trying to chaff some of the wheat



#guardlife

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

oh hey new pos-

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
i worked out so i could be sexy for my girl and now i'm gonna go shower and have a shower beer



that's my story thanks

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
of course, im a gay army man

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
This will be the first year where I've got my name on a rent lease; should I be calling someone in my unit about updating my BAH? I suspect that even for 2 weeks of AT that there's to be some semblance of compensation to be had. I'm single, if that's a 'you get nothing' detail. My first guess is that I should email my unit's Admin NCO during Not Drill, but I'd figure I would ask the thread first since you guys have a lot of experience.





e; later in april we're going on a 2 week mission to dump ammo that came back post deployment from a sister unit so I guess that would count too.

its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Mar 28, 2015

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Do I still need to tell someone in my unit I have a name on a lease for type 2 or is that automated and everyone gets it without much fuss?

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless
Grossly incompetent doesn't begin to describe it

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless
someone complained about having to rebookmark the thread

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
e;

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless
wow come on N4I you didn't even let it stay up for the day where's your sense of humor


it's ok, the intel was extracted...

wait a minute i clicked on this thread on april 1 2 22.22%
i'm way too high to care 0 0%
??? 1 11.11%
*mulatto butts ringtone plays awkwardly in formation* 6 66.67%
Total: 9 votes

its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Apr 2, 2015

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Bond is Salty, a 1 act play



scene 1


*1 week prior*


'why did you call me PFC NTT'
'accident sergeant, hit the wrong button on the phone'
'ok that's great, tell me when the next drill weekend is'
'april 3-4-5 friday through sunday'
'good job don't call me again'


scene 2


0600


*alarm goes off


0622


*actually get out of bed and groom body to standard, consume coffee*

'hmm i didnt get a drill letter and nobody's replying to my texts, or giving a gently caress if i'm awake/on track to be at formation on time'
'i dont feel like being wrong so i'll go to the armory anyway'


scene 3


*20 minutes later*

*pulls into parking lot, is empty as poo poo*
'how did i gently caress up this bad'




~fin



Please deride and/or mock me for attempting to actually be on time and do my job since apparently drill got cancelled/moved up a weekend this month and nobody said a fuckin thing


why would my first line tell me drill was this weekend if it wasnt, god loving drat i am salty as gently caress hahaha


its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Apr 3, 2015

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Drill letters/correspondence from the Admin NCO get sent directly to my gmail



I'm sure that drill is -next- weekend if it's not this weekend, but I was pretty loving sold that it was -this- weekend, especially considering that week 3 and 4 of this month we're going on a 2 week loving mission...


My mind is just confused as poo poo lol...why would my first line let me tell him that it was this weekend if it wasn't this weekend




e; I'm just gonna sit in the house all loving day in my ACUs so I remember this bullshit



I'm sure around noon or so when my TL finally wakes up and reads the texts I sent him he'll call me an idiot

its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 14:36 on Apr 3, 2015

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
gently caress it where's my alcohol https://8ch.net/player.php?v=%2Fb%2Fsrc%2F1412138955735.webm&t=trumpet+skeleton.webm&loop=1

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I guess alms flipped or something, I had to redo my AAC cert today.

Also I dozed off during my hazmat cert course, then aced the test and got handed the cert anyway.

Several people failed and won't go on this mission now LOL

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
have fun

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
if only i had been able to take his 10 inch schlong he wouldn't have had to rape my mom

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
In like a week my NG unit is going on a 2 week mission across the nation to [redacted] from A Carolina to Utah




10 hours on the road every day but let me point out the catering on this powerpoint! No alcohol hooah see you in 2 weeks soldiers




thanks sir

its curtains for Kevin fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Apr 18, 2015

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I dont smoke so I think its funny

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I believe the man children's card game of choice is magic the gathering

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
i want a calzone now

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Was just told I'm gonna get a written counseling for being late to 0800 formation by showing up at 0758



Apparently some E6 type that still wasn't even a squad leader insisted and my first line was just passing that info down

I'm not sure I've ever been negatively counseled lol

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
If I actually sign for it I'll frame it and hang it up in my house right next to my diploma

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
MOTSU is gay, these 1.explosive connexes are gay, I'm gay

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
I kind of want to show up to drill the first month new uniforms are available to stand out and piss people off

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Our unit staged at a natty ice armory on ft Campbell's doorstep and I got called a fuckin pog a lot


Felt good :coal:


E: yesterday, today we hit Missouri

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Sausage majors?

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Sausages major

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Don't forget weenie major of the army

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
Ok which one of you is the post commander for TEAD because his speech was basically 'thanks for doing this, we would have paid a civilian 3x as much' almost verbatim.

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

Just kidding!

Life is meaningless
rip whip :(

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless
It means you were content to spend merely 10 dollars to post here




e; or you got banned a lot, idk that's shim's domain

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless
He had his Mod vagina filled with sand and packed in with a chinese utilitool

its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

Fruit is proof that the gods exist and love us.

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Life is meaningless

EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:

Shut the gently caress up.

i didn't mean it, i just really liked the imagery you know


i'm sure it will be added to the list of official uses considering some of the training videos

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its curtains for Kevin
Nov 14, 2011

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I'm gay

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