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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Internet VFW > Army Thread - These people already don't give a fuck about me

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

army is gay, sky is blue.

# ¿ Mar 1, 2015 20:39

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:59

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Fucitol posted:

this is what people get for being in the army

so gently caress em for still being in

# ¿ Mar 2, 2015 02:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

enjoy your 24/7 shitpond gas cloud

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 06:41

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

lol you have to march in formation on kaf now? stay gay, army.

# ¿ Mar 6, 2015 17:56

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

a former marine in call of duty, probably

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 03:26

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

:stonklol:

# ¿ Mar 16, 2015 22:35

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Ripped fuel can't melt lack of heart.

# ¿ Mar 18, 2015 03:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

The air assault sticker is the real travesty.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2015 05:37

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Cole posted:

where the gently caress were these whores at when i was 16

# ¿ Apr 15, 2015 17:54

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

More likely they couldn't do basic math.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 20:33

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Get drunk. Masturbate. Etc.

# ¿ Apr 17, 2015 19:57

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Sucks to be you if you're still in, fygm.

# ¿ Apr 19, 2015 21:27

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Get lynched by all the barracks joes?

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 14:14

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

People that bitch about smokers are punk rear end bitches because they whine about smoking instead of lovely leadership. If you want to complain about gay poo poo go join an HOA full of old women with nothing better to do. Getting rid of smoking in the army is like when the air force got rid of painting cool poo poo on their planes.

tl;dr suck my dick from the back

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 02:05

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I never once broke track on my Bradley. Another idiot driver hosed up his brad somehow so they took ours for a patrol one day. 5 feet out the gate he broke my loving track.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 17:59

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Don't worry you can just drive on the road wheels :pseudo:

:pseudo:

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 18:05

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

The Slithery D posted:

Pro tip: that's also a good way to clean all the dust out from behind your radio mounts and other hard to reach crevices. I thought we were on fire for a couple of seconds.

I thought we were hit when all the dust kicked up like that when an RPG skimmed off our Humvee hood and exploded a couple meters away, along with the IED they set off at the same time.

I was pretty sure everyone else died except me. Luckily not.

# ¿ Apr 21, 2015 23:10

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Retarded Americans get even more retarded when a foreign person comes around and all they know about that country is vague cultural references and dumb stereotypes. Add to that even dumber army people, even worse are the dorks in intel.

# ¿ Apr 22, 2015 18:56

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

That's what ranger bat has always been called. The full acronym is MANRAPE.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2015 00:58

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

krispykremessuck posted:

she's from fuckin yelm and has an obvious case of serious crazy, would not

Yeah, can't remember what thread but we talked about this already. I don't live too far from yelm. For anyone not from Washington, yelm is full of retards who work at Ft. Lewis, wannabe rednecks, and cows. Also a crazy cult whose leader is this crazy bitch that believes she channeled the spirit of some pseudo atlantean king and a lot of other bullshit.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2015 19:08

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Mustang posted:

and then finally getting that gold bar.

And then promptly told to shut the gently caress up by every senior NCO when you try to tell them "that's how we did it in OCS" when you arrive at your first unit.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 00:52

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Mustang posted:

I just want to hurry up and get my branch so I know what I'll be doing for the next 3 years.

Hating your life and wishing you never joined the army.

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 19:16

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I saw the writing on the wall in 2011, poo poo was already getting gay a year before that. FYGM, suck my dick from the back army.

# ¿ May 7, 2015 02:47

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

If you're still in, you're still gay.

# ¿ May 15, 2015 01:35

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

we're all cocksuckers

# ¿ May 15, 2015 03:08

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

some will have ACU camelbaks, others will have ACU assault packs. all will be gay.

Mike-o fucked around with this message at 01:41 on May 16, 2015

# ¿ May 16, 2015 01:34

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

CHECK OUT MY WICKED BASIC TRAINING TEE SHIRT DRILL SERGEANT SMITH WAS SUCH A BAD rear end

you forgot the fuckin awesome basic training class ring.

# ¿ May 16, 2015 01:42

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

At least with Bradleys master gunnery was more than shut gud. Our one master gunner was supposed to be the subject matter expert for the entire batallion when it came to the 25mm bushmaster cannon. Things like level 2 maintenance or whatever the gently caress poo poo like that.

# ¿ May 19, 2015 03:22

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Icon Of Sin posted:

lol

# ¿ May 20, 2015 00:54

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

gently caress YOU you took our SPECIAL BLACK BERETS SO NOW WE USE TAN BERETS AND gently caress YOU EVERYTHING IS RANGER THIS RANGER THAT

RANGERRRRRR RAAAAAAPPPPEEEEEE!

# ¿ May 20, 2015 03:05

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

I think it was when you roll up the front of your patrol cap over and over so it becomes permanent and kinda droops forward or whatever the gently caress. Yeah, people used to get yelled at about gay poo poo like that. Even the guys with a loving ranger tab. YOU'RE NOT IN BATT SO YOU CAN'T DO THAT :supaburn:

:supaburn:

# ¿ May 20, 2015 04:21

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Bring back the oval office cap.

# ¿ May 20, 2015 04:33

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

:stare:

# ¿ May 28, 2015 05:04

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Good old USAREUR. Some wives had a prostitution ring going on while we were deployed in the housing area on our base.

# ¿ May 28, 2015 05:29

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

lol if he gets stuck at 2-54 or 30th AG

# ¿ May 29, 2015 18:40

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Hillary Clintons Thong posted:

lots of idiots here who haven't gotten the gently caress out.

you're getting out though so it's cool.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2015 05:01

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

psydude posted:

Lmao the Army is so loving gay

# ¿ Jun 4, 2015 23:37

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Against my better judgement I read the comments.

quote:

Chuck Diamond

As a soldier your basic job is to do what you're told. If told to be somewhere, you show up . Life is simple as a soldier: Be at the right place in the right time in the right uniform with the right equipment. So shut up and do what you're told.

Future CSM of the army, folks.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 17:49

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Also yes I just realized it should be SMA instead but gently caress you I've been out for almost four years so suck my dick from the back, army.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2015 17:52

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# ¿ May 21, 2024 03:59

Mike-o: Dec 25, 2004; Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed; Grimey Drawer

Being a dumb hick with your daddy's deer gun at home that you only finger gently caress once a year to "zero" it and then get drunk and shoot deer from your truck on the side of the road within 100 meters doesn't make you a good shot. Bubbas like to think they're good shots, though.

# ¿ Jun 16, 2015 04:54

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