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Zeris posted:As a former commissioned officer in the united states army I would just like to say im gay
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Androies posted:Oh boy did he
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Mar 20, 2015 13:53
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facial friday
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Mustang posted:First week of OCS down, it's not too bad, they keep you really loving busy usually though. you're not in A Co because you're using a computer/phone during the first week.
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Nostalgia4Murder posted:Did you practice knocking on the door?
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Spicy Guacamole posted:EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND KNOCK THREE TIMES LOUDLY ON THE DOOR. ITS THE SQUADRON CONFERENCE ROOM AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES LIKE MY PLATOON SERGEANT TOLD ME TO. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN MY BOOTS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY BECAME A NONCOMMISSIONED OFFICER. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE ORDERS AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT
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psydude posted:I think I have a PT test next weekend or something. But maybe not since I have to travel for work next week. I haven't taken one in over a year and a half due to deploying. Nor do I care. if you can't wake up fat and hungover and pass an apft then lmao
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Apr 8, 2015 22:51
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They're not funny when your bc expects you to be their loving mother and accountant, keeping excel spreadsheets of every SSSSSS-S-S-S-S-S-S-oldier's income and expenses in your platoon. gently caress that.
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Apr 16, 2015 18:37
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not caring here posted:Hhahahahaah, holy poo poo, I thought my old command was the only one who had that stupid idea. I was 3 months from ETS or something so good job telling a PL who's fed up with this stupid army poo poo to do even more gay pointless poo poo. I just made up a bunch of bullshit, copy/pasted entire tabs (one for each soldier), and made sure that there were absolutely glaring addition/subtraction mistakes on many of the tabs just to see if anyone up the coc actually gave enough of a poo poo to check my work. Spoiler alert: they didn't.
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COL Dickshits: so, CPT Fucktard, have you figured out why the Army is having such resiliency issues? CPT Fucktard: uh, yeah, sir. It's because of people and 'leaders' like you and your self-serving policies that only accomplish-- COL Dickshits: no, that's not it.
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Spicy Guacamole posted:It's good to be out.
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Apr 17, 2015 23:34
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not caring here posted:If you're not staying in, follow this quick easy guide to giving no fucks and giving someone else a stroke. Don't bitch out. Check the disagree box and write that or write "0758 comes before 0800. I learned this in kindergarten."
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Apr 24, 2015 15:31
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Cole posted:i'm out of the mil so i think your question about two bowls of poo poo is stupid
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Apr 28, 2015 00:53
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White Chocolate posted:Larger ones I believe. Don't really take a sharpie to it but that would be hilarious. I wore sharpie rank until I got rained on and found out. But I was out of give a poo poo before I hit 1LT so choose your boat.
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Apr 28, 2015 15:06
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new uniforms? new boots? regulations that state that you can wear acu's until 2018? human being senior leaders that start sentences with "as leaders in the army..." and "add to" the regulation by requiring all e5 and above to wear whatever the new gay bullshit is by cob Thursday? oh my schadenfreude. oh my!
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Apr 30, 2015 22:15
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White Chocolate posted:Tell me what I should know about JRTC because I may be there for two rotations. One as XO one as the Commander back to back with 2 days in between SumYungGui posted:My schadenfreude boner can still get bigger. ungggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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May 13, 2015 23:51
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Crazy Mike posted:My obsession for now is to get my gold bar I remember that feeling. The feeling of "once I get my gold the stupid bullshit will be OVER." lmaoery
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May 14, 2015 19:06
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EVA BRAUN BLOWJOBS posted:Also lift with your knees. Every piece of equipment is pretty heavy and a bad back isn't fun. Lift with your glutes and hips. Hip drive.
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Mustang posted:I've already had a West Pointer here at Benning tell some of us officer candidates that we're going to need to work hard at BOLC because we'll be going in at a disadvantage due to our merely 3 month long OCS course. How do I know this particular 2LT went to West Point? Because he made sure to tell us he went to West Point. he's a dumbshit. bolc is so easy that it borders on physical pain. i'm talking ebolc where we had a guy fail because he didn't know you do the math in the parenthesis first. pemdas. god drat. I never studied for poo poo and had to strain to pay attention in class at all and passed everything with no issues. The physical stuff is whatever. The leadership stuff is whatever if you can breathe and walk at the same time and if you can manage to tell somebody to do something and maintain eye contact. OCS was more difficult than bolc. an OPORD is not difficult nor is doing a squad mission where you execute a drill and just do what you're trained.
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