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I thought DC will felony stop you if they think you have a spent cartridge case from a banned caliber somewhere in your vehicle.
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Branis posted:I thought DC will felony stop you if they think you have a spent cartridge case from a banned caliber somewhere in your vehicle. LEOSA BITCHES 
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Untagged posted:LEOSA BITCHES Also, Branis. I'm sensing a lot of hostility from you lately. You upset that you make less than GFM's overtime rate? I'm sure you could find a nice oil field that needs some armed security, bud. Chin up. 
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Actually i'm getting into my happy place. Winter is over, the sun is out and the land finally looks like something other than a frozen wasteland devoid of life and happiness. Soon i'll be able to gaze upon endless miles of corn and soybean fields. I'll also have you guys know that i'm finally into the 16 dollar an hour pay range, after being at this department for 5 years.
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Branis posted:the 16 dollar an hour pay range Ughhh.  .
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Untagged posted:If you've never been, I highly recommend it. What is this?
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DrakeriderCa posted:What is this? Police Week Candlelight Vigil, an event at Police Week. It's a very moving experience. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_bGm2UiZ3c
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Candlelight vigil literally the only reason to go to Police Week. Show up for the vigil and then immediately hop on the metro and get the gently caress away from Police Week.Branis posted:16 dollar an hour pay range Hey that's not bad for star.. Branis posted:after being at this department for 5 years. 
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DrakeriderCa posted:What is this? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tdbt-sx5MDc
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lol owned http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-32733002 BBC News posted:Speeding driver David Pickup ordered to pay £11,000  that prosecution
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what the gently caress is an in car speed camera? Radar? can't they just use a tuning fork?
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Branis posted:what the gently caress is an in car speed camera? Radar? can't they just use a tuning fork? Haha, I was thinking the same thing but I have this fantasy that he rejected that evidence and insisted on an expert testing the speed gun and it turned into this whole ridiculous scenario with a plane and all this poo poo and he was just like  whatevs I'll pay for it if I'm wrong
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dude drives an r8 im sure he can afford the fine
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Branis posted:what the gently caress is an in car speed camera? Radar? can't they just use a tuning fork? I'm guessing it might be a VASCAR system integrated into the in car camera. ( http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/VASCAR )
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DrakeriderCa posted:Haha, I was thinking the same thing but I have this fantasy that he rejected that evidence and insisted on an expert testing the speed gun and it turned into this whole ridiculous scenario with a plane and all this poo poo and he was just like A friend of my brothers got a speeding ticket in Calgary on his motorcycle. He's an engineer, and brought to Court a complex description of how how the laser could have hit one of the spokes of his front wheel and then presented the math on how that would make it appear he was going 40 km/hr over the limit when he was in fact driving right at the limit. The judge decided that was sufficient doubt to throw out the evidence of the officer as it related to measuring his speed with the laser. But the judge also said that the officer estimated his speed to be 35 to 40 km/hr over the limit when he tested him, and convicted him of 35 km/hr over based on that evidence. Also, the engineer brought his friends to Court so they could witness his mighty legal victory. 
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Reign Of Pain posted:Beanie gettin' dinner That thing loving exploded. Most deer collisions I've seen outside of running into a truck the deer mostly survives.
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Mr. Nice! posted:That thing loving exploded. Most deer collisions I've seen outside of running into a truck the deer mostly survives. No explosion, but I still doubt this one made it considering how much air it got https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CP8h--gRp7M
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Mr. Nice! posted:That thing loving exploded. Most deer collisions I've seen outside of running into a truck the deer mostly survives. that guy was running lights on a straight stretch so he was probably doing 100+
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Mr. Nice! posted:That thing loving exploded. Most deer collisions I've seen outside of running into a truck the deer mostly survives. push bars arent designed to crumple
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Love it when dispatch doesn't know what the gently caress when they talk to the animal wardens: "ROT WHILE ARES", "DOC SON", "PITTBOLLS".
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"Chiwawa". That came from a guy that grew up speaking Spanish.
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:push bars arent designed to crumple Dunno if true, but I heard they're even illegal in certain cities because if you hit a pedestrian....yikes
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Oh cool, you're in town for police week and wanted to stop by different police stations to say hi? Cool, tell me more.  
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Do I really care about some guy that has the same job title as me but lives across the country? You're a cop too? Cool, well, cya. I don't even like some of the guys at my department, let alone randoms from across the country. Ask me what it's like being a cop that doesn't obsess about guns, weight lifting, or drinking beer. It's lonely.
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Ask me what it's like being a cop that doesn't obsess about guns, weight lifting, or drinking beer. It's lonely.
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Excuse you, Serpico is TheSoldier. Cmdr Shepard just a weirdo republican that doesn't like guns or drinking. 
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Whip Slagcheek posted:Excuse you, Serpico is TheSoldier. Cmdr Shepard just a weirdo republican that doesn't like guns or drinking. Cmdr Shepard is my father in law?
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Rad Lieutenant posted:Cmdr Shepard is my father in law? 
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I like guns, dislike beer, and am ambivalent towards lifting weights. Can we be copbros?
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:Ask me what it's like being a cop that doesn't obsess about guns, weight lifting, or drinking beer. It's lonely. dont worry i will do these things in your stead gentle copper 
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Branis posted:I like guns, dislike beer, and am ambivalent towards lifting weights. Can we be copbros? Already are broheim. Whip Slagcheek posted:Cmdr Shepard just a weirdo republican that doesn't like guns or drinking.  Smiling Jack posted:He was a bit of a gun nut actually Where's meatsicle? The Shep fucked around with this message at 10:07 on May 15, 2015 |
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toxx for romeny am i rite guys yeah where is that dude 
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Untagged posted:toxx for romeny am i rite guys It's not just that I thought he'd be a better president (he would've been), but that I figured we were better as a nation than electing a 2 year do-nothing from the most corrupt state in the union. edit - If loving jeb bush is the GOP nominee I'm just gonna stop voting altogether. The Shep fucked around with this message at 11:11 on May 15, 2015 |
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the going theory is meatsicle was the cannibal cop. Theres no evidence to support it but I want to believe.Cmdr. Shepard posted:Already are broheim. Midwesterners got to stand together against the ivory tower east coast elite cops i'll grant beanieson honorary midwestern citizenship, but he has to rep a lovely state like michigan. Branis fucked around with this message at 11:35 on May 15, 2015 |
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Cmdr. Shepard posted:It's not just that I thought he'd be a better president (he would've been), but that I figured we were better as a nation than electing a 2 year do-nothing from the most corrupt state in the union. Are you gonna toxx for your boy Ted Cruz???
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