EMILY BLUNTS posted:

ok where did you get this from

madeupfred posted:

Dude you need to quit loving posting the YOSPOS bitch. Stop. She doesn't post with anything meaningful for a reason and she's not interested in you. Who am I? The man whom she is in love with. She already told me not to worry, she's not interested in you. Sorry I bothered you kid. I've dated her since 2 summers ago. If you aren't trying to get at my woman or being inappropriate I don't care if you post her occasionally. Just don't try anything man. You'll embarrass yourself and anger me. We are in love and we're making love tomorrow. So if you have any ill intentions with my woman you can forget it right now. I'm the biggest and best she's ever had, only man she's ever loved and the only man who could truly satisfy her physically. You will never have her. And she loves me. I don't have any problems with you if you are over my woman and realize you will never be with or touch her again. I apologize for coming off as a dick, just me and the YOSPOS bitch are really deep in love and we've been through a lot and I just moved back home and it makes me a little jealous and angry to see a man she used to IRC before me is posting her pics.... We don't need any extra bullshit or drama right now, so don't bring us any please is all I ask friend. If you try to talk to her any way but as a brother, or you try to see her at all, if she tells me you do anything inappropriate or anything outside of what a strict brother like friend would do, we are going to have a huge problem. I will leave you alone now dude if you're not trying to get at the woman who I love and whom is in love with me. That entire summer she was with me. She left BYOB for me. She's been with me ever since, she even loved me and made love to me before she EVER let anything happen with you. You didn't please her. She didn't have strong feelings for you at all. And she immediately ended poo poo with you for me once she knew I loved her too. So get any ideas of the past out of your head. None of this truth should bug you if you're over her but I'm just making sure. I hate when my baby's friends have ill intentions and she thinks they are just friends and have no alternative motive. But idk if I trust you at all. If I can trust you to not stress me and my baby or gently caress with our love tell me. I will leave you alone and apologize. But if you aren't over her and you're tryna "get some" or you're tryna get back in her life, it's NOT HAPPENING. She said you were nothing to her, and the sex was bad anyway haha. You're small and weak and she said it all felt wrong after being with me. She's been with me ever since. We're in love. And tomorrow me and her will be together in my room making love alll day how we always have together. If you have a problem speak up like a man or tell me our love doesn't bug you and I'll apologize, it's simple. So??? What is it? You are after my woman then huh?! Tell me the loving truth man. Don't you dare be disrespectful and gross enough to bring it up, but if if you ask her about anything she shared with me about your weak rear end, she may be nice and lie to you, or she may not care and tell you the truth. Either way. I'm her soul mate and her boyfriend of the past two years almost. And she tells me everything and NEVER lies to me. I don't care haha. Just stay away from my YOSPOS bitch. I sincerely apologize if you have no ill intentions and aren't trying to make moves with my woman. And i respect you as a guy in the service. I'm sure you're an ok dude. But just as a friend. You're nothing to my YOSPOS bitch but a brother like friend. I just wanna be sure you know it and don't forget it. Find a nice classy woman where you are stationed, marry her.... But back off of mine. You will never even compare to me in her eyes. Not even close haha. I just don't need you interfering with me and the YOSPOS bitch's love. It's our lives man. It's really not cool.... Goodbye man, good luck. Respect to you being in the service. Sorry to bring your day down with my crazy bullshit but. Me and the YOSPOS bitch are head over heels.... I can't help but be crazy about her. I love her with all of my heart and I will protect her from her untrustworthy fake friends. Not saying you are one. But you're dodging telling me what's going on in your head so I'm questioning a lot right now. Just know I'm never gonna hurt her, I'm always going to have her back, I'd give my life for her without hesitation, and I will protect her from anything, everything, and anyone. She is the love of my life. I fully intend to marry and give the YOSPOS bitch my children. And we've talked a lot about it. Just don't make poo poo harder than it already is. I just moved back and me and her miss each other so badly and we are FINALLY go to see each other tomorrow and make love for the first time since Halloween.... I hope you don't hate me man. I'm a good dude. Just protective of the woman who holds my heart. And who's heart I hold and must protect. I hope you can understand. She promised me there's nothing at all to worry about with you and that she's not interested :"/ I wish I knew before I embarrassingly went off on you. I'm so sorry man. I'm sorry. Please don't mention this to my baby :/ I'm really embarrassed and while she will understand, I just feel like an rear end for attacking you when you have nothing with my YOSPOS bitch and no intention to. Good bye brother. I hope you find your one true love someday. It'll make you crazy, trust me, but you'll find her one day. I found mine when I was really young. And it's my YOSPOS, bitch

wesley snypes posted:

valeyard why do you buy so many avs. is it because youre trying to trick people into reading your posts or smth

As a Millennial I posted:

a guy married a my little pony and then went around deviantart demanding that people take down their pictures of themselves marrying the same pony

quote:

“I would really appreciate it if the next time your birthday comes around you would request that your clop artist friends (who like to give you sexually oriented pony art as gifts) draw some pony other than Twilight Sparkle for you,” one grown man typed to another, using the system developed through decades of work by British scientists and military contractors.

As a Millennial I posted:

a guy married a my little pony and then went around deviantart demanding that people take down their pictures of themselves marrying the same pony

Anaconda Rifle posted:

As a Millennial I posted:

here we go http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

Anaconda Rifle posted:

As a Millennial I posted:

here we go http://www.avclub.com/article/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry-94206

duTrieux. posted:

Anaconda Rifle posted:

NoneMoreNegative posted:

lol

PleasureKevin posted:

same but unironically

wesley snypes posted:

heres a syndicated comic strip wherein a man drinks a mug full of dog cum

DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:

she just has it lying out on the side while she tends to garfield

what has jon interrupted

Silver Alicorn posted:

I've been in this room. it's cool

As a Millennial I posted:

Julie And Candy posted:

thread isn't called "look out here come my pics lol", please fix immediately

Julie And Candy posted:

thread isn't called "look out here come my pics lol", please fix immediately

Improbable Lobster posted:

wesley snypes posted:

agreed.