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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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is that like a human egg or something?

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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oh hey

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Smythe posted:

you idiot thats what started this whoel thing my girlfriend CRYSTAL THIERRY who had a RAR that i LOST and now its GONE from ONLINE

i dont know who that is smythe i just recognized her qt face and coy grin

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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DrPossum posted:

someone explain to a non noisesperg what the hell you're talking about

dont encourage them

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Nintendo Kid posted:

america has more non-desertifiable land :twisted:

not once the tundra melts :smugmrgw:

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Nintendo Kid posted:

significant chunks of melted tundra will be desert once they've been melted a few years its kinda hosed up

last i saw they were predicting the treeline slowly moving north, i havent heard anything about this

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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syscall girl posted:

does anyone know if canadia has methane like siberia?



yup, we do. more of ours is underwater though iirc

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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jetz0r posted:

its locked away in your posts

seems likely as they're escaping at an exponential rate

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Beeftweeter posted:

(probably from the scifi thread)

omg

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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his posting career

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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PS. Love the cabin posted:

diet pepsi tastes better than alcohol anyway

nothing tastes worse than ur terrible posts

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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duTrieux. posted:

what the gently caress kind of weed you smoking brah

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LzB03c6Dc10&t=4s

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Stymie posted:

samir whee

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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RIP pterry :(

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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rofl

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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wesley snypes posted:

i have gotten hundreds of thousands of these messages, i have no reason to doubt this one

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Jonny 290 posted:

freehand ish pipe sketch



a sperm whale with a golf course sand trap on its head

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Stringent posted:

i didn't know shaggar had a horse

if it weren't for his horse he wouldn't have spent that year in college

Moist von Lipwig fucked around with this message at 12:14 on Mar 13, 2015

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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Kenny Logins posted:

pyf has its occasional uses

Ruddha posted:
I don't know about anyone else, but I know for a fact that horses are stupider than poo poo and WILL kill themselves if you don't take an absurd amount of precautions and adorn them in the right silly accessories so that they don't scare themselves and fall over dead, and even then at best you can reduce the chances that they will do that, but they're still absolutely going to. Women who are obsessed with horses are just as bad as ones who are obsessed with anything else, but it may be dumber because it's a placeholder for animalistic male sexuality; however, in reality, it doesn't hold up because dominant male sexual energy is incompatible with horse personality and tendencies because, again, they're absolutely going to kill themselves by accident, whereas studs and straight power tops are highly unlikely to catch their reflection in a mirror then break their leg and get eaten by a mountain lioness

Ruddha posted:
Of course, if you don't nail little metal rings onto them, they'll split open, and then they'll die.

Ruddha posted:
I personally guarantee you a dog will never in this life hear a bee then have a heart attack out of fear, dying

Ruddha posted:
Babies grow up and that's okay, it's like, sometimes a great meal is worth a lot of prep, for example. Horses only get more likely to die from a stupid reason as they get older. Oh poor ol' Freckles, thought of ants and died

Ruddha posted:
That's understandable, but in the scheme of things it's a fairly low chance. With horses, there is no such thing as a natural death at any point in existence: they've strictly only died from stupid poo poo. Saw water and passed away

Aleph Null posted:
My dad had a horse fall in a hole and almost die. They had to use a truck wench to get her out. She was too weak to walk so they tied ropes between two trees to hold her up. It took days of them hand feeding her before she could stand or walk on her own.

Less than a month later, she fell in the same hole and died.

Baronjutter posted:
As someone who grew up with a couple friends into horses and loving dressage I can say that if anything you are being way too easy going on them. Its like their survival strategy is to break their legs or kill them selves at the slightest sign of danger, or a noise, or a change in humidity.

My friends barn had to install a big fence because they were next to a turkey farm and despite the horses seeing these birds every single loving day, any time you'd ride past them most of the horses would briefly flip out and hurt them selves or throw their rider when the turkeys came into view. You could literally ride in a loop for an hour and every single time the horse would "scare" at the turkeys.

Maybe wilder horses are smarter but dressage horses are more fragile and stupid than a baby that just learned to crawl. They will jump onto fences and cut them selves in half, they will get stuck between buildings, they will randomly for no reason at all break their legs. If there is a way to kill or hurt them selves they will find it. And people drop 50k or more on these idiots.

rofl

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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StarkingBarfish posted:

This.


http://lsag.web.cern.ch/lsag/LSAG-Report.pdf

Chance of opening a hole to hell is zero, so there's no protocol for handling it. The actual safety system for the LHC is nuts though. If the beam becomes unstable for any reason, it needs to be gotten rid of quickly.



The beam holds ~350 megajoules at nominal fill and that will wreck your poo poo if it goes somewhere it shouldn't. The solution is a 7m long segmented carbon cylinder of 70cm diameter, contained in a steel cylinder, comprising the dump core. This is water cooled, and surrounded by about 750 tonnes of concrete and iron shielding.



When any of the several thousand redundant safety interlocks and sensors around the ring trips, the beam is kicked out onto the dump. Even then it would burn a nice hole through the core if nothing else was done: It has to be defocussed first and is drawn across the face of the core in an 'e' shape to dissipate the heat evenly. This is what it looks like as it gets to the dump:



never
stop
posting

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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lol

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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ffffffff

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Yodzilla posted:

now sissy that walk

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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graph posted:

reminder: don't get a dog

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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that never stops being funny

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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duTrieux. posted:

here is a picture of california fries



you can get this at taco bell in Canada

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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pram posted:

the 'dump mindshare got together and wanted to decide: whats the most FTW animal?

- atomicthumbs w/ extremely meek and autistic voice: umm, corgies.. are pretty for th--
- buff as gently caress alpha truck unloader guy cutting him off: haha, no. red pandas bitch.

hahaha

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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i laugh every time but also that ferret died :(

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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maniacdevnull posted:

probably because being a basketball fan isnt dogwhistle pedophilia, op.

yeah, only football

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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candy is OK I guess

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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Nintendo Kid posted:

i don't understand why the future shop branding was maintained for 14 years after purchase

because we hate american things

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jKbEaZ-Jnws

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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this owns i listened to the whole thing

thank

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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theflyingexecutive posted:

lol where do you live?

probably the downtown east side lol

Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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finally someone to save us from shaggar

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Moist von Lipwig
Oct 28, 2006

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whack rear end crystal prison etc

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