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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


could straighten all of these with a pair of needle nose

Dolomite fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Mar 5, 2015

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

monsanto gonna make a 3 titty woman a reality :awesome:

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

OldAlias posted:

https://clinicaltrials.gov/ct2/show/NCT01592409?state1=NA%3ACA%3AON&rcv_d=30

it's not exactly the same, as it's a driving simulator. still, "A single cannabis cigarette (potency 12.5% THC) will be given to participants to smoke over a 10 minute period"

what is the young person poo poo, this is ageist. bad driving is timeless.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

suffix posted:

how would a tomato melt a slice of cheese

this won't do at all

would you be interested in a documentary called "loose change", i see you've not bought into the government's lies

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

DrPossum posted:

lmao if you dont snort toner

smell tha rainbo

how else are you going to get it all up? normal vacuums don't work

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Silver Alicorn posted:

looks fun but that sand is probably like 150 fahrenheits

at monahans sand hills the sleds work better when the sand is cool, when it heats up they don't slide well

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


Paramemetic posted:

He's not even wearing that katana right he has it upside down in the sheath like a saber with the edge down Jesus Christ no wonder the gox coins went missing

Also gripping the sheath like that is a great way to chop your fingers off smdh

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

duTrieux. posted:

i bought an 'herb grinder' on saturday, was told it would arrive monday, and received it sunday

don't post my drug habits

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


back when marvel had political cartoons

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

John Dough posted:

Guess who sponsored a professional cycling team in the mid 90s



normally i wouldn't wear cycling jerseys, but i'd wear that one

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

feltch me bum!

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

maybe they're just thirsty

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Captain Pike posted:

Do you have a video URL? Google turns up nothing for "snl die antwoord". I really hope the joke is about a pretentious middle-class couple.

http://www.hulu.com/watch/776821

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


text me

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

atomicthumbs posted:

I actually watched someone at an apple store attempt to place a used tissue in one of these while on her cell phone, try again, take an actual look at it, then look around to make sure nobody saw

I saw.

if you see something, say something

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBs455jwb8w

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

i paid good money for these trees, the plastic stays on.

they're probably to stop the spread of webworms:

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


oh gently caress this, because of sap on cars. that poo poo comes off, i have giant cottonwoods that bleed sap on my cars during the summer and it comes off unless you let it sit for too long.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

look out here come my rings lol

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

syscall girl posted:

lol yr regdate is my bday

and yes, i'm 14 going on 15

that doesn't make me feel old. my daughter's birthday is 3/1/2000. that makes me feel old.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Sombrerotron posted:

why do people leave articles of clothing on the floor to begin with

i mean if you can't be bothered to put them away neatly (which is fair enough) at least drape them over a chair or summat, don't just drop them on the floor

like so



i had one of those

the car not the box of chocolates

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


missed opportunity for a turtles in time joke

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

we just used door knobs, look at these richie riches using archery equipment

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

vOv posted:

i don't understand why people think turbines look ugly. they look v 'city of the future'

there was an effort out here to stop the construction of a wind farm because it would ruin the natural view from a loving golf course. there were already pump jacks and condensate storage tanks in sight.

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


allahu ayy lmao

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

moon windows own

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


for the greater good

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


what a dumbass, you smoke them not gently caress them

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Linguica posted:

once i was walking down the street and some 13 year old came up to me and asked me something about youtube superstar JennaMarbles. I was like, I'm well into my thirties kid, why would you assume I would have any idea who that is

its buzzfeed, but read and weep

http://www.buzzfeed.com/ellencushing/sexts-hugs-and-rock-n-roll-on-the-road-with-the-teen-social#.sd6dkov5a

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Sophian posted:

Oh goddamnit this is in my own town. And I thought the police here were somewhat less lovely...

everywhere in texas is terrible

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


dat sys tho

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Necc0 posted:

this dude's channel is gold

https://vine.co/v/ejZ6XYrdFDh

https://vine.co/v/eT1p012hxOh

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Gus Hobbleton posted:

nah the first people who will be eaten are the ones who see the apocalypse and go "welp it was a good run" and eat a gun

i'm not waiting, the end is nigh

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqslhMo6rI8

Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs

Trig Discipline posted:

my girlfriend at the time loved that song and played it nonstop, it is burned into my brain like the shadow of a child who died at hiroshima

took a two-week trip from texas to yellowstone. the van had a tape player, the only tape anybody had was wilson philips. think i may still be able to recite the whole album from memory.

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Dolomite
Jul 26, 2000
Cars & Legs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6TW6v39_kQ

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