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look guys i made you a new post
:nws:

http://i.imgur.com/8bHqrYZ.jpg

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duTrieux. posted:

we should also probably land autonomous mining equipment to dig out habitable caves on the moon

something something goatse

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duTrieux. posted:

as a californian, this isn't funny

yeah the dustbowl was super traumatic for california

bunch of starving okies moving there, must've been terrible

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duTrieux. posted:

no, i mean the new one we're heading into

oh right. well maybe you can all move to oklahoma. turnabout's fair play

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theflyingexecutive posted:


fuuuuck i gotta go to bedddd

is that that chick from whatever htat other thing was that she was in

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a: yes it's the chick from the office

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holy poo poo it's been a while

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Tangra posted:

attn: our resident fish jizz expert:

http://imgur.com/gallery/vTIMO

seriously this stuff creeped me out as a kid and i think that that somehow morphed into a fascination with marine stuff that put me on my career path as a marine-stuff-doing-person

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lol

i'm only a casual marine type, i have serious actual marine biologist friends and looking at their lives makes it clear to me how much of a dilettante i am

speaking of, THE ACTUAL FISH JIZZ PAPER IS ALMOST DONE. seriously been working on that motherbitch for ten years now, and we'll probably have a real first draft in a week or so.

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Chorrax posted:

do you own a bucket hat with a chin strap?

pff i wish. i just rent one when i need it

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hmmmmmm

given what franklin has done with the squid, i'm not sure i want these around the house

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Tangra posted:

do share a link


will do, when it finally gets out there. so...a year from now if we're lucky lol

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Valeyard posted:

So you're gonna throw out your dick, right?

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oh good, it's australian style hamnoodles


seriously australia what the gently caress is up with those things

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Necronomoticon posted:

looks like breakfast corned beef to me. just need a crust made from hash browns and you've got a needlessly complicated breakfast

nope those are these thin strips of ham that aussies (and kiwis? idk) like to put on their pizza. i don't have a general thing against ham on pizza, but those tend to be flavorless garbage ham and they put tons of it on.

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SmokaDustbowl posted:

don't know how to IK a forum either

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

lol

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du -hast posted:

I lived in reseda for four months and i can tell you that it is epic fail, i have a 2 hour commute on the bus each way to downtown LA where I work as a computer janitor

jfc

i'd be as likely to get under the bus as on it

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my commute is about an hour and a half, but i only do it one day a week. plus it's a train through a couple of absolutely stunning national parks, so it's really quite nice. today i saw dolphins on the way home

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lol if you don't post from the toilet

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EMILY BLUNTS posted:

want something like this. but not tattoo, wow


http://imgur.com/gallery/n3FQE

do this but get every square tattooed the average color of that square of your actual skin, so you just walk around looking like an eight bit version of yourself

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fuckin lol

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

A blue penis with a very small halved avocado on it

it's a maddaddam homage of some sort, i'm sure of it

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pram posted:

much like my dick bazinga

you have a dick bazinga? might want to talk to your doctor about that

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

A British Airways flight was forced to return to London's Heathrow airport after a "smelly poo" was discovered in one of the toilets.

The flight was 30 minutes into the journey to Dubai when the pilot made the decision to turn back for health and safety reasons.

Cabin crew were unable to rectify the problem and the odour was too much for passengers near the toilet.

lol


rectify

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d'awwwwwwww

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maxe posted:

i coughed hennessy out of my nose once and it was a bad experience i feel for this man

i did the same but with kraken and i was surrounded by dutch people who laughed at me

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H.P. Hovercraft posted:

ugh they closed the cave since they couldn't retrieve the corpse

whaaaaaaaat a cave with a skeleton in it is so much cooler tho

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NoneMoreNegative posted:

know what's worse than caves? underwater caves. there was a story a while back of some guy who died on a deep cave dive, his companion decided to go back and retrieve the body with a big backup team and he died as well, then the bodies floated up to the surface :o: yeah, double points Nope.

yeah cave diving is goddamn insane. i grant that it's beautiful down there, but the best cave divers in the world die cave diving all the goddamn time.

there's a book that is about the cave i think you're talking about, it's called Diving Into Darkness

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did she now

good for her

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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:

You've been in Australia too long

get me a job in sea-canada new zealand then

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vOv posted:

sometimes when i'm phoneposting i go back and uncorrect the caps/apostrophes/whatever and i wonder what the hell am i doing with my life

fuckin same

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Kenny Logins posted:

i just finished ep 11 (the bike one) and although it's not "awful" exactly i can see where you're coming from

maybe it's just me but really dumb courtroom scenes are tired as hell. the north american justice system is actually broken and laughable without having to make it completely looney tunes

yeah we just finished the courtoom episode. i laughed, and didn't hate it, but it wasn't great

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Citizen Tayne posted:

Hmm. maybe we should suck them off.

that's your answer to everything these days



text me

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Cat Face Joe posted:

also descriptive of ur college career

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hahahaha

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of course not they save it til halftime and piss in each other's mouths

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syscall girl posted:

something something wetsuits

also post that quote about your scuba maneuver

or not, but it had me in stitches

i have no idea where that quote is but here's a youtube of somebody else doing it on purpose

:nws:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urXnD7zr5Tk

except head up, explosive diarrhea, and with a little hop + float so it was like the shuttle taking off

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Improbable Lobster posted:

that looks like one of those chinese dolphins that's extinct in the wild because of overfishing and pollution

and because they would rather use the fishlight than bone like dolphin jesus intended

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#only90skids

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