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well it sounds like the first order is pretty elite already and captain phasma of tarth has that  chrome outfit so i wouldn't put it past them to have access to the metals that can resist lightsabersi mean it's not like lightsabers are magic, and they clearly aren't even that hot if a human can hold them. you saw how long it took qui gon to cut through that door and it was probably just regular steel
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also that stormtrooper clearly has some electric something or other and lightsabers are electromagnetic, quod sequitur he can resist it or whatever. can a lightsaber go through a deflector shield?
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Nov 13, 2015 07:29
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even ignoring the lightsaber, qui gon should have had his hands burned off just by how close he put them to that melting door. i assume he used the force to protect himself but that doesn't explain why his robes didnt catch fire. maybe they're asbestos
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Nov 13, 2015 07:44
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there must be some kind of unknown physics going on, like the lightsaber energy makes molecular bonds fall apart or something, cause if it takes that long to melt through a steel door and doesn't set fire everything around it, you could probably block a lightsaber with a refractory firebrick or a tungsten rod
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here's a an entirely random selection of pictures from my /img folder to make up for the star wars spergery.         
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Korean Boomhauer posted:star wars would be more interesting if instead of 'the force' and 'midawhatevers' it was just all asbestos. everything explained with asbestos. i think this is just the 1950s
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Nov 13, 2015 09:07
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that machine-gun farting in the spins, holy moly
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Nov 15, 2015 06:07
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atomicthumbs posted:Magic cant make food, retard. The elves prepared it and then they teleported it on to the tables. Idiot yeah how did they justify literal slavery, exactly
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quote:By the way, when I get a new car I go through the manual from the first page to the last, underlining everything that might not come to your mind without reading it. I also note errors. I put Post-it notes on those pages (20 or 30 notes for my latest Prius, a 2010 model) and take notes on separate sheets of paper. I like to tell others things about their Priuses that they might not know.
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Nov 15, 2015 06:31
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coulda sworn it was ann arbor
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Nov 15, 2015 07:46
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When I was like 19 and playing mass effect for the first time I made a character who I thought looked super badass and cool. Then I was playing it at home over the holidays and my sister came to watch and first thing she said was "why is the main character so ugly"
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Nov 15, 2015 17:45
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axolotl farmer posted:prediction: either GATOS Y VATOS, Trig Discipline or both owns the orginal VHS version i have a like 240x160 mpeg file of it that i got on hotline in 1999
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Nov 16, 2015 01:46
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atomicthumbs posted:don't forget the noise the people make geet aout
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Nov 16, 2015 02:33
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I wonder if they even considered taking out the batteries, or just jumped right over that to "well it's a tool of satan so of course that wouldn't do anything"
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i don't understand what gamer gate has to do with any of thise
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Nov 16, 2015 04:14
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well 1. theyre morons, and
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Nov 16, 2015 04:26
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:plz trigger warning the commercials that gave me nightmares as a childe tia https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yqfvlauFMAk
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Nov 16, 2015 04:36
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that's one of the autism things isn't it
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somebody just said douchebag a whole bunch
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Nov 17, 2015 03:10
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duTrieux. posted:it's so loving lazy to just slap a "not" in fron tof the real title no kidding. i vastly prefer the terrible puns, star whores, king dong, etc
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Syncopated posted:in the EU, Fett escapes the sarlacc, and then later is eaten by another sarlacc, where he dies. he might've come back again, im not sure there's a short story about it that is kinda interesting and depicts the sarlaac as an intelligent creature that sort of mind-melds with the beings it has 'eaten' as they are absorbed into its guts, so the beings stay mentally present for hundreds of years until their consciousness becomes indistinguishable from the sarlaac's hence the "digested over a thousand years' thing. ofc boba fett just uses the stomach acid to make rocket fuel or something and rockets out and crawls across the desert cause bullshit but w/e, i liked the first part
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Improbable Lobster posted:which is really dumb because it's a literal interpretation of jabba's "you'll be digested over a thousand years" line well, it'd be kind of a weird thing to say if there wasn't actually some effect like that going." like a gangster going "we'll put you in cement shoes and throw you in the ocean, where you'll slowly drown for a thousand years". non sequitur
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Nov 17, 2015 20:17
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everything in star wars is literally true as stated everyone in star wars is the most important person in the universe
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Nov 17, 2015 20:22
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i heard that han solo can bench-press over 300 volts
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Nov 17, 2015 20:26
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prefect posted:did the jedi keep the republic peaceful for a thousand years or a thousand generations? it's a thousand years, but there were a bazillion different definitions of "year" in operation at the time
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:he's gonna be like revan where he's "not dark and not light" or some poo poo 
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Apocadall posted:don't give a drat about grey jedi but lucas is a lovely director i don't give a poo poo, it's the cringiest "i am the nicest guy you'll ever meet THEN I PULL OUT MY KATANA AND GO HANZO ON THE SPORTS JOCKS" thing ever
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Nov 17, 2015 22:24
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literally two_worlds.starwar
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changing a country's flag absent a revolution or whatever seems weird like, last year on national day everything had one particular look, and then this year everything looks different. gotta repaint all the ary trucks and cop cars. what do you do with the old flags? just seems like a bad idea
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then again i guess the current canadian flag is younger than my parents
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Nov 18, 2015 00:41
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Hogge Wild posted:join us in the scifi thread to discuss robot pronouns got a link?
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Nov 18, 2015 00:46
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prefect posted:doesn't the flag look the same as the australian flag? one has red stars and the other has white ones, and one of them has more than the other. that's the extent of my knowledge
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Nov 18, 2015 01:14
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casino royale is the best bond movie since connery, and maybe the best ever
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Nov 18, 2015 02:52
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Necc0 posted:she hates DC and they're leaving never to return the second Trump swears in why does she hate dc?
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Nov 18, 2015 06:27
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working on turning pizza wizard into a sticker, here's it so far
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Nov 18, 2015 06:28
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Shaggar posted:i love that the bond car in casino royale is a rental ford focus he drives two aston martins though?
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i really like thunderball's first act. it's tight and tense like a cold war spy thriller should be. even the underwater scenes where they steal the bombs are well done. and let's not forget the opening with the jetpack, an all time classic bond scene, or the part where bond murders a guy by boiling him to death in a steam bath, still one of the grislier killings in the whole series it just goes to hell when bond gets to the bahamas and meets the villain immediately and then needs to fill time for the remaining 2/3 of the film
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theflyingorc posted:see also: all the brosnan ones not named goldeneye don't speak ill of You Never Die Twice Again Tomorrow
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