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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Jonad posted:


:spergin: pride 4 lyfe

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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overdesigned posted:

"And how exactly did you accidentally shoot your wife in the head?"

"Well you see I was getting my shotgun out of the hidden headboard compartment because I heard a noise and I just sorta fumbled it a little bit and uh"

no lie, police chief of a town up the street from me shot his ex-wife in the back on new years eve as she was sleeping in bed. he did so by, allegedly, picking up his service weapon that was in bed with her to move it. after he'd taken meds and been drinking.

she's paralyzed. he's fired and facing charges. and all cops continue to be bastards.

http://www.wsbtv.com/ap/ap/georgia/georgia-police-chief-resigns-after-shooting-ex-wif/nkSwY/

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

prefect posted:

i don't know if they've actually canned him yet: Jeremy Clarkson in sweary rant against BBC bosses


Clarkson told the audience: “I didn’t foresee my sacking but I would like to do one last lap. So I’ll go down to Surrey and I’ll do one last lap of that track before the loving bastards sack me.”

really don't think the beeb has the balls to fire him. it's not like they've been hurting for chances to do so already and for way better reason than this one.

still, it's past time for that trio to retire for a new batch.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

found the interview this came from. it's loving GOLD

http://www.azcentral.com/community/tempe/articles/20121026tempe-phoenix-light-rail-samurai-swordsman-interview.html

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

SynthOrange posted:



He's just a guy I know.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

but if abstinence turns you on, aren't you kind of doubly-hosed? err, not hosed? I'm confused.

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

crap nerd posted:



chile lookin p fukin metal

eh its just viral advertising for the next season of metalocalypse

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
http://i.imgur.com/rHYQQVF.webm

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
wankstation

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z9TPbU7KFRo

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Valtaherra posted:

happy monday yall :yotj:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
:nws: trigger warning: goatse
http://i.imgur.com/5dWOEfv.jpg

Atlanta cops probe lewd appearance of ‘obnoxious’ Buckhead billboard

quote:

Atlanta police are investigating how an impossible-to-fig-leaf potential member of the pornography community came to blare from a billboard in Buckhead.

Drivers looking up at the wrong time on Saturday while passing the Franco Building on the corner of Peachtree and East Paces Ferry would have seen a digital picture of a bent over man, mooning, and he was also exposing other parts that usually remain more private.

...

The scene drew a lot of attention Saturday after Officer T. Martin rolled up at 5:50 p.m. Soon the Department of Homeland Security had dispatched a unit as had Georgia Power and Atlanta Fire. The building landlord Esther Franco Gordon showed up and the billboard’s owner Monumedia’s Christakis Makrides showed up and cut the power, deleting the images, Martin reported.

hahah they had to cut the loving power

been wondering when one of these would get hacked

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

this video and district 9 are everything i know about South Africa

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-9AO3fOA88

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xv6HksvGO-c

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

read as: friendzoned again, even after he gave her a chaos emerald

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
it is time to puff puff pass the peace

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

prefect posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ENX0totqysA

i don't think "by... mennen" is in there, so it sucks

five eight eeeeight, two three hundredd

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

axolotl farmer posted:

please stay gone Dwemers

they've come a long way with their prosthetics

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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prefect posted:

stolen from dnd


i have trouble believing the bit about "the ministry of ungentlemanly warfare", but i want to believe

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_Operations_Executive

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

i sat here watching this and that part that bugged me most was that they called two yellows and a red card a hat trick.

maybe i need to back off of the futbol for a while. =/

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

Lazlow posted:

i win at fortune cookies



in bed



until that wacky invention, you will be a failure



in bed

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp

is this a clip from an upcoming buzzfeed piece or something

"We got our interns to debase themselves for your amusement: you won't believe what happens next!"

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
RAVE AT GROVERHAUSSSSSSS



:birddrugs: :goatdrugs: :catdrugs:

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
Fuckin A, Hail Satan!

Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

Wretched Harp
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0iilOP6ggg

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Iridium
Apr 4, 2002

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Tanith posted:

I know it's sort of to be expected at this point, but is cnn really that dumb?

24 hour news networks have to go out of their way to be that dumb just in case they can grab a shred of the audience that's that dumb.

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