look out here come my pics lol

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FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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As a Millennial I posted:

i couldn't get a photo of this, so i'm going to paint a picture with words, instead

at the mall yesterday, i saw a hairy 30-something wearing a literal cloak over some anime military uniform-looking thing, standing in line at Auntie Anne's with his aged mother

he then stepped past the line, peered in the case, and announced "THEY DON'T HAVE ANY" and stormed off, upset

At Auntie Anne's, we're more than soft pretzel makers. We're raising the standard of snacking.

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# ¿ May 10, 2024 16:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Davethulhu posted:

flipmode is the greatest

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 14:10

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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prefect posted:

i don't even know what "larceny by conversion" is

illiterate midwestern legal term for "fencing stolen goods"

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 17:35

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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in honor of ea shutting down maxis

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 18:12

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Liver Disaster posted:

me 2 dale

# ¿ Mar 5, 2015 18:16

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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syscall girl posted:

it's tape

# ¿ Mar 8, 2015 20:34

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Smythe posted:

if u live in burbank u can goto the pinapple saloon in sherman oaks for an authentic epic fail valley bar

living in burbank or sherman oaks or van nuys or reseda or anywhere in the valley is an authentic epic fail experience in every possible way

# ¿ Mar 11, 2015 07:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Segmentation Fault posted:

agreed

agreed

# ¿ Mar 12, 2015 20:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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pram posted:

quoting this unrelenting fail

same

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 05:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Anaconda Rifle posted:

someone photoshop in greenpos/amberpos (not me im an idea guy)

# ¿ Mar 13, 2015 20:20

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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syscall girl posted:

i think they had to touch his butt

# ¿ Mar 15, 2015 22:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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PleasingFungus posted:

this, but ironically

unironically this

# ¿ Mar 27, 2015 20:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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lmao at the death of retail

# ¿ Mar 29, 2015 17:26

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Chris Knight posted:

new stig lookin' depressed

thats where they keep him between shows

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 01:33

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 15:23

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Sniep posted:

eggs dont last long enough in my fridge to have enough left over to make deviled eggs out of and i can't just let a carton age properly cuz i dont have that level of planning

sounds like a use case for the ~*internet of things*~, op. why not let your Smart Refrigerator handle all that for you?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2015 17:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Sniep posted:

lookit all those fuckin gentlemen holy gently caress

dapper as fuuuuuuuuuuuuck

# ¿ Mar 31, 2015 03:21

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Linux Pirate posted:

it had its ups and downs barons but in the end i think it turned out ok

# ¿ Apr 5, 2015 19:18

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Sombrerotron posted:

im the martini glass full of absinthe

# ¿ Apr 6, 2015 20:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Chorrax posted:

Paying off high-interest loans is basically the most financially responsible thing you can do. hth

seriously

making sure you take your employers full 401k match is the second most

# ¿ Apr 16, 2015 19:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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http://phoboslab.org/wipeout/

impressive

# ¿ Apr 20, 2015 06:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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im the swedes draining seeds

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 16:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Cold on a Cob posted:

as an atheist or maybe an agnostic i loving hate atheists

kinda like how i never want children and want to pistol whip childfree people

a self loathing yosposter, how novel

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 23:44

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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syscall girl posted:

its me

# ¿ Apr 26, 2015 23:50

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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syscall girl posted:

just post like how you feel man

or i will fight you with more carefully archived funny pictures than you can imagine

in the end you will regret this

i do Not recognize this image as being reassuring and am pretty sure it is some kind of sarcasm

i would have thought a gif of christian bale and kermit the frog nodding in somber agreement would clearly indicate that i was, myself, nodding in somber agreement with your statement

but once again i underestimated the power of yospos-induced autism

# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 00:13

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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ol qwerty bastard posted:

lol @ how that song was in every single movie that came out in 2000

every sporting event for the next decade as well

that one song must have made them so rich

# ¿ Apr 27, 2015 14:55

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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# ¿ May 4, 2015 05:19

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Anaconda Rifle posted:

we found the only misogynist in technology

lmao at his profile pic

# ¿ May 4, 2015 22:00

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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gamera is really neat

# ¿ May 5, 2015 00:09

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Kuvo posted:

spending $100 to watch this gif for 45 minutes would have been a better use of money and time than paying for mayweather/pacquiao

FMguru fucked around with this message at 23:37 on May 5, 2015

# ¿ May 5, 2015 23:14

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Chorrax posted:

There was a kid in college that was a literal ddr sperg. He would play during all his spare time and he petitioned the school to get the arcade game for the student center. When he wasn't playing he would mentally rehearse with his fingers on a mat that he designed. He was later kicked out because he tried to burn down the visual arts building.

was waiting for punchline, it arrived, was not disappointed. a++ would laugh at someone elses mental illness again

PipeRifle posted:

He wanted to see titties bounce SO BAD

a noble pursuit

# ¿ May 6, 2015 19:48

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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echinopsis in the news

quote:

A New Zealand man was convicted Wednesday of forcibly removing teeth from four women�s mouths while he was having sex with them. Philip Lyle Hansen isn�t a licensed dentist, and the only thing qualifying to yank out his victims� teeth is that he likes �fat, gummy women� and felt like he was helping them save money on dental bills.

The women testified that Hansen, 56, practiced his amateur dental surgery without anesthetic, using tools including a screwdriver, pliers, and an oily rag, the Australian Associated Press reported.
New Zealand man found guilty of pulling out lovers' teeth during sex

His earliest known victim told the court he removed six of her bottom teeth while she was having sex with him in the backseat of his car in the early �90s.

# ¿ May 6, 2015 20:33

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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Yodzilla posted:

what

creme brulee torches cant melt chocolate beams

# ¿ May 7, 2015 18:40

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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duTrieux. posted:

toonces ftw

# ¿ May 11, 2015 04:54

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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syscall girl posted:

z0r

yospos just isnt the same without him

# ¿ May 13, 2015 22:06

FMguru: Sep 10, 2003; peed on;
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ol qwerty bastard posted:

the trick to enjoying things is that you have to loudly state how much you hate other people who enjoy the same things

"sure i like watching doctor who, but i'm not like a fan or anything; those people are the worst"

bonus points if you use gbs buzzword "insufferable" to describe them

there always a narrow "goldilocks zone" of appropriate fannish concern, which by sheer total coincidence happens to be exactly where you are standing on the matter

# ¿ May 14, 2015 14:35