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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

may i provide an alternative solution?

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
someone take these





and combine them into the perfect posting robot

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

atomicthumbs posted:

*chariots of fire noises*



something wrong with this red panda but dont knwo what it is

not red enough?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

here comes my dik dik

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

they are from a place of light

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

im the 1%(ile)

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


mods, please rename someone to pornography paigeviews

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

:rolleyes: another case of demonizing people who aren't "pc" and turning america into bullshit

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

this is truly beautiful

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
i guess the appeal of the gross witch comics are to people who are super apathetic and dont have much real meaning to fill their lives with so tales of boredom, laziness, the tedium of depression, and the raw grind of taking drugs that don't feel like they used to are interesting?

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Cat Face Joe posted:

i like megg & mogg lots but possum comix remind me more of my 20s

i like possum comics because they're funny in a self deprecating way and are aware of the dumb subculture they portray, ironically making the animal characters very human

also i like possums

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Cat Face Joe posted:

just to clarify, werewolf jones is a tremendous dickhead, right? cause he seems to be written as a sympathetic character

yes, but the real meaning is we are all werewolf jones

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ol qwerty bastard posted:

fyi i'm like 80% sure that thing in your av is not actually a possum

maybe 75

its a capybara

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ol qwerty bastard posted:

pictures for sad children probs

yeah but more the meltdown blog posts than the comic itself

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

ol qwerty bastard posted:

those things are pretty cool and i want one as a pet

or actually since they're super social, i'll take two. so they won't be lonely

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Elder Postsman posted:

Chicago is a great font.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
rip

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
someone explain to a non noisesperg what the hell you're talking about

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

instinct says click dat dogge

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


my posting robot analog

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

cool dad memes

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

still works

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
My 9-year old son spends a lot of time online and recently came to me asking what Net Neutrality meant. I explained it the best I could. I just okay with current political events and he had a lot of questions. Had to actually look up some answers.

I recently overheard him explaining it to one of his friends, much better than I could, like this:

Pretend ice cream stores gave away free milkshakes. But you had to buy a straw to drink them. But that's okay, because you still get free milkshakes. One day you're drinking a free milkshake and you look down and the guy that sold you the straw is pinching it almost shut. You can still get your milkshake, but it's really hard and takes a lot longer.

So you say, "Hey! Stop that!" And the straw guy says, "NO! Not until the ice cream store pays me money." And you say, "But I already paid you money for the straw." And the straw guy says, "I don't care. I just want more money."

I think he nailed it.

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

axolotl farmer posted:

lucas aside, that was actually interesting.

but physicists are a terrible looking bunch. please go outside once in a while.

physicists are the worst scientists

might as well be mathematicians for how useless they are

they can stay indoors and just starve and die and especially not procreate

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

this one weird trick yosposters hate

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

posting intensifies

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Sweevo posted:

tit for tat - retribution or retaliation, an exchange insults or attacks - 'tit for tat' evolved from 'tip for tap', a middle English expression for blow for blow, which also meant a trade of verbal insults. Tit is an old English word for tug or jerk. Tat evolved from tap partly because of the alliteration with tit, but also from the verbal argument aspect, which drew on the influence of the Middle English 'tatelen' meaning prattle, (Dutch tatelen meant stammer) which also gave rise to tittle-tattle. Tip and tap are both very old words for hit. (eg 'tip and run' still describes a bat and ball game when the player hits the ball and runs, as in cricket). Tit for tat was certainly in use in the mid-late 16th century. Tip for Tap was before this. As with lots of these old expressions, their use has been strengthened by similar sounding foreign equivalents, especially from N.Europe, in this case 'dit vor dat' in Dutch, and 'tant pour tant' in French. Skeat's 1882 dictionary of etymology references 'tit for tat' in 'Bullinger's Works' . Brewer in 1870 suggests for 'tit for tat' the reference 'Heywood', which must be John Heywood, English playwright 1497-1580 (not to be confused with another English playwright Thomas Heywood 1574-1641). According to James Rogers dictionary of quotes and cliches, John Heywood used the 'tit for tat' expression in 'The Spider and the Flie' 1556.

you're logged into the wrong account, fishmech

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon
lol if you dont post with a homebrew green/black apple ][ with a previously $900 600baud cradle modem holding a rotary jerking off to the ambient sound and not even paying attention

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

so excited for fallout 4

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Oh glorious cheeseburger…we bow to thee. The secrets of the universe are between the buns

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

if your chair doesn't look like this you probably don't belong here

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

Bhodi posted:

I'm 36 today, alone with a bottle of vodka and prolly a 2 hr snow delay tomorrow



gently caress gently caress gently caress gently caress snow

its loving late march

i hate everything

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon


parklords etc

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

HAIL eSATA-n posted:

won't that gently caress you up

lmao if you dont snort toner

smell tha rainbo

DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

duckfarts posted:

@some airport hotel for a wedding banquet thing



someone make this vibrate along with a caption that says "shaggaring intensifies'

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DrPossum
May 15, 2004

i am not a surgeon

holy poo poo my sides

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