The Taint Reaper posted:

Honestly if you're going to park in a handicapped space, go the whole deal and take up multiple handicapped spaces, like 3 or more. It's still the same amount when you get a Ticket, it doesn't matter if you block 1 handicapped space or 5.

The Taint Reaper posted:

Also I still retain the opinion that The Lost Levels for Super Mario bros. were "lost" for a good reason.

way too much bullshit trick jumps, and if you get a star at certain points in the game it will wind up killing you because some of the jumps require you to bounce on the head of an enemy to gain enough momentum to make it to the next platform. The Star negates this and you just wind up falling to your death.

Also the ending is the exact same as Super Mario bros. 1. Like the People who made this clearly messed up on what made people enjoy the original.

And it turns out that the team who made Doki Doki panic made the engine originally for a mario game before it switched to DDP, which then later switched to Super mario Bros. 2. So SMB2 was the true mario sequel all along.

codenameFANGIO posted:

Draw the map yourself you wiener.

Zombies' Downfall posted:

basically, apparently DDO and that lovely lord of the rings mmo turned into money printing machines when they went f2p and immediately quadrupled their monthly returns

convincing your true believers to give you a thousand dollars a month is the new monthly fee

Davincie posted:

have the japanese ever made an rts. pikmin and kuf where you play a guy don't count

Lurdiak posted:

Character Action is "I like this 3D beatemup more than the other ones, so it's character action"

If it wasn't that, God of War would count.

Nasgate posted:

Borderlands and diablo-likes would be actually enjoyable if the legendary, cool looking weapons and armor with useful or neat effects were every drop. Instead of having to manage your inventory of a million useless pointy sticks.

Lurdiak posted:

I'd like a game where you can merge crappy weapons to randomly generate a less crappy one, and then merge those into better stuff and so 100 poo poo-covered sticks could be combined into something radical with a really rare drop rate.

Instead you can sell the crappy weapons to fund repairs for your one actually good one. :/

Golden Goat posted:

Makes it all the better when players super high expectations aren't met and they have a meltdown

Devil Wears Wings posted:

ah yes, the finer things in life, like my precious grimdark melee combat dying simulator

for you see [dons fedora] only the purest of purestrain gamers can appreciate such fine ambrosia

Bicyclops posted:

what do you guys think the seinfeld of video games is?

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

Is there anything about that game thats been shown/seen other than that one cgi trailer everyone went crazy for?

A Steampunk Gent posted:

I'm guessing your trolling but whatever, I was only pointing out sales have always been kinda sleazy and preyed on peoples stupidity

Adam Bowen posted:

Famously overrated strategy RPG Final Fantasy Tactics takes loving forever to finish a single turn but nobody seems to care about that

Accordion Man posted:

They're not if you actually want to have a story and/or you don't have them emote to make up for their lack of talking. Half-Life 2 is awkward as hell for example because everybody talks to Gordon and he doesn't say anything.

VideoGames posted:

this probably belongs in the confessionals but i found it very boring and couldnt stand the combat. i tried so hard to play it and get into it, but Im just not the target audience

A Spider Covets posted:

Accordion Man posted:

Yeah, that part blew. Torment had pretty bad combat encounters in general. If it ever gets an Enhanced Edition it would actually benefit from a no combat difficulty setting.