Make your own ad using one weird trick

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Luvcow: Jul 1, 2007; One day nearer spring

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:06

Adbot: ADBOT LOVES YOU

# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:48

Facebook Aunt: Oct 4, 2008; wiggle wiggle

Rigel posted:

These are real but they're called "zinc pills" hth

Okay, but why would you want that? Having huge volumes of semen everywhere doesn't seem like a desirable thing.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:18

bean mom: Jan 30, 2009

Angela Christine posted:

Okay, but why would you want that? Having huge volumes of semen everywhere doesn't seem like a desirable thing.

It's the closest we'll get to giving birth :smith:

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:37

garbage day: Jun 13, 2008; im lollin at you're trollin

ArtIsResistance posted:

oh a sticky. see you in the goldmine regardless of good content!!!

Sorry that gold-rated threads get placed in the goldmine i guess

# ? Mar 9, 2015 16:49

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

garbage day posted:

Sorry that gold-rated threads get placed in the goldmine i guess

Lmao burn

# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:09

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

I thought we all agreed to pretend ArtIsResistance was dead

# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:31

quakster: Jul 21, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

# ? Mar 9, 2015 17:42

welcome 2 Clown Town: Aug 1, 2006; GALAXY'S #2 SCULL*!

*scrunt skull

# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:26

dougdrums: Feb 25, 2005; CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

# ? Mar 9, 2015 18:27

old fat bird: Oct 27, 2007; by FactsAreUseless

did not make

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:03

ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

The ads make me mad because they don't even loving go anywhere

I at least wanna read some serious pseudoscience bullshit ya know

# ? Mar 9, 2015 19:30

Blue Raider: Sep 2, 2006

Part of Everything posted:

# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:13

SurfinArbiter: Jul 3, 2013; Y
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# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:36

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

duck monster fucked around with this message at 21:45 on Mar 9, 2015

# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:39

Kmlkmljkl: Sep 21, 2014; AT NIGHT I GET SO LONELY I JERK IT FURIOUSLY TO THE SIMS

# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:53

ElGroucho: Nov 1, 2005; We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane; Fun Shoe

SurfinArbiter posted:

# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:55

Dave Concepcion: Mar 19, 2012

SurfinArbiter posted:

# ? Mar 9, 2015 21:55

Carnival of Shrews: Mar 27, 2013; You're not David Attenborough

# ? Mar 9, 2015 22:35

R.S. Gumby: Jul 26, 2007; Utterly useless.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:00

china bot: Sep 7, 2014; you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX; Plaster Town Cop

ArtIsResistance posted:

love this thread, voted 5

# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:35

Yaos: Feb 22, 2003; She is a cat of significant gravy.

# ? Mar 9, 2015 23:44

criscodisco: Feb 18, 2004; do it

# ? Mar 10, 2015 00:10

Dely Apple: Apr 22, 2006; Sing me Spanish Techno

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Asclepius Hot Rod: Apr 5, 2009

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TheMostFrench: Jul 12, 2009; Stop for me, it's the claw!

Monstrous Dooklord posted:

did not make

A woman posted this on my FB feed recently and was absolutely livid. 'One weird trick to make women super angry', I guess.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 01:08

you irl: Jan 22, 2014

isn't she a goon

# ? Mar 10, 2015 01:24

MrMidnight: Aug 3, 2006

criscodisco posted:

lmao

# ? Mar 10, 2015 01:26

My Q-Face: Jul 8, 2002; A dumb racist who need to kill themselves

# ? Mar 10, 2015 01:42

teleolurian: Jan 6, 2015

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

The ads make me mad because they don't even loving go anywhere

I at least wanna read some serious pseudoscience bullshit ya know

Please dont tell people this, it will ruin the secret and in a dark future people will lose their morbid curiosity and just stick to porn.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 02:40

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

WHAT IS THE TRICK????!!!!!!!!!!

# ? Mar 10, 2015 03:54

Sax Mortar: Aug 24, 2004

I.C. posted:

WHAT IS THE TRICK????!!!!!!!!!!

there isn't one, they just misspelled truck

# ? Mar 10, 2015 03:56

various cheeses: Jan 24, 2013

I used to see "become a home gunsmith" with this picture on OKC a few years ago:

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:16

Part of Everything: Feb 1, 2005; He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study

troubled teen posted:

there isn't one, they just misspelled truck

# ? Mar 10, 2015 04:21

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

# ? Mar 10, 2015 05:37

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duck monster posted:

haha i like this one

# ? Mar 10, 2015 05:47

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

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Philosopher King: Oct 25, 2006

SurfinArbiter posted:

A lovely house or something more im not seeing?

# ? Mar 10, 2015 07:23

Hellsau: Jan 14, 2010; NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Philosopher King posted:

A lovely house or something more im not seeing?

One of the shittiest.

# ? Mar 10, 2015 07:27

Epic Doctor Fetus: Jul 23, 2003

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# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:02

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# ? Apr 28, 2024 18:48

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Philosopher King posted:

A lovely house or something more im not seeing?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2555

# ? Mar 10, 2015 08:35

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