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Spamtron7000 posted:If Rod Peters retires today, his closest career comp would probably be Markus Naslund. Not bad. Windros' stats are somewhat similar to Pat Verbeek. Both over 2900 career PIM, .69 ppg for Ewic vs .75 for Verbeek. Verbeek had more overall points and was a scorer who broke 500g. Windros is hasn't mastered the art of punching the puck in but can pass it well. Dale Hunter is similar too. He topped 3000 pim, has about twice as many assists as goals, and has a career .72 ppg. These are good hockey mans. WHO IS THE TOP GOON OF THIS GENERATION? Fred Lemur: 14th in career points. He is also 6th for career PP goals (246; Anderchyuk is #1 with 274) Lemur is inside the top 10 for PPG as well. 0 Cups. 4 Lindsay, 3 Art Ross, 2 Hart, 2 Rocket Richard, 2 Selke, 2 Byngs. 16 ASG. Drafted 4th overall. Felix Orphansbane currently 6th in GP, 3rd in wins, 2nd in sv% (Chavez and Yokozuna are 3 and 4), 11th for SO. A little further down for GAA. 0 Cups. 4 Vezinas, 1 Jennings, 1 Calder. 6 ASG. Drafted 1st overall. Aaron Athanatos: highest scoring defensemen of the goons. He has the 4th most career points among defensemen. 2 Cups. 10 Norris, 1 Conn Smythe, Art Ross, Hart, Byng, and Lindsay (26-27 he won 5 trophies  ) 1 Solllenberger. 13 ASG. Drafted 2nd; 37th overall.Other tidbits: Potatoes owns the PIM record with 4463 Lemur (863; 2nd) or Thinktank (841; 3rd) will pass Gretzky for career goals (894) if they continue to play at their normal levels. They're currently 5th and 6th respectively in GPG. Gretzky still has more assists than Lemur has points. His stats are even baffling in a loving video game. THE MACHO MAN fucked around with this message at 23:05 on Jul 11, 2015 |
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Feral_Shofixti posted:Chavez won three championships Hockles and Banton both have 4 Stanley Cups Nevermind. It's updated. Hockles fucked around with this message at 00:02 on Jul 12, 2015 |
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ThinkTank. ThinkTank is the greatest player of this or any generation.
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Uh. RC Cola has won two sportsmanship trophies... Suck it
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2033 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Nathan MacKinnon (1596gp - 637g - 853a - 1490p) Aleksander Barkov John Longrod (1389gp - 314g - 286a - 600p) Mirco Mueller Hunter Shinkaruk Emil Rutkowski (1298gp - 176g - 192a - 368p) Jamwad Hilder (1272gp - 600g - 432a - 1032p) Fancy Stats (1271gp - 160g - 133a - 293p) Nikita Scherbak Brendan Perlini Stabby McStabson (1254gp - 530g - 434a - 964p) Leon Draisaitl Anthony DeAngelo (1227gp - 132g - 867a - 999p) Ryan Hartman Hockles (1220gp - 307g - 460a - 767p) Kyle Connor Ivan Provorov Ryan Pilon Gustav Bouramman Dmytro Timashov Rod Peters (1136gp - 406g - 455a - 861p) Milkbags O'Leary (1116gp - 193g - 831a - 1024p) Lawson Crouse Sergey Zborovskiy Marsel Ibragimov Kale Clague Anthony Cirelli Sam Steel Alexandre Landreville Ryan Auld Arthur Kato Viacheslav Jass Jani Karppinen Austin Gerhart Nikita Li Pascal Verot Gabriel Sylvestre Owen Green Alec Baer Michael Holmes Sean Blacker Connor Cummins Nathan Tremblay Jurgen Germain Kyle Capobianco Jacob Neveu Adrian Sydor Zachary Fucale (832gp - 421w - 69so) Trevor Martin (791gp - 443w - 54so) Eric Comrie Jeremy Helvig Austin Lotz Oleg Shalimov Evan Johnson Chase Marchand Oscar Dansk Alex Dubeau Transaction News ANA -- re-signed R. Cola to a $8.7mil/2yr contract ARZ -- re-signed F. Lemur to a $12.7mil1yr contract CGY -- re-signed E. Windros Jr to a $9.7mil/2yr contract DAL -- re-signed A. Robertson to a $3mil/2yr contract LAK -- re-signed Zip to a $2.2mil/1yr contract OTT -- re-signed C. Buttworth to a $2.3mil/1yr contract OTT -- re-signed I. Strelkov to a $3.1mil/2yr contract WSH -- re-signed S. Samuelsson to a 6mil/2yr contract WPG -- signs H. Chavez to a $1mil/1yr contract CBJ -- signed Graham Moran (C, 85 OVR) to a 3yr contract BUF -- signed Logan Brown (C, 84 OVR) to a 1yr contract 7/29/33 -- SJS gets: 2034 1st Round Pick 7/29/33 -- TOR gets: Dimitri Dakeev (D, 86 OVR) Top 10 Forward Salaries
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Hockles posted:Hockles and Banton both have 4 Stanley Cups I chose my words very carefully
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Feral_Shofixti posted:I chose my words very carefully I know, I just noticed when you said that, that I had not added your 2nd Calder Cup. That is what I updated.
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2nd highest paid goalie now, and I'm 36. What's up fellas? 
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it was a good run Wang - 3 cups and you finished back home in Canada. You did Humungous proud - long before he died of scoliosis of the liver
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So who can I be equated to? I can't quite tell. E: Was I an iron man 
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Top Hats Monthly posted:So who can I be equated to? I can't quite tell. 1) Chara 2) You played a ton, while not the best statistically on the team, you had a good +/- and was solid defensively. (I guess)
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So is Rutkowski an assistant coach or something for when the Yotes win the very year after he retire? fbapl
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Hockles posted:CGY -- E. Windros Jr -- 3rd Line Left Wing My first act as captain is to haze Windros off the team and subvert our GM in the media for re-signing him.
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nbd, Satonaka just needs ANOTHER career year. '33-34 SCF here we come. e:I'm 150 pts away from Alfredsson's career total. Better go hog wild. Stiev Awt fucked around with this message at 08:25 on Jul 12, 2015 |
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Hockles posted:1) Chara Who was RC Cola like? All I know is that I'm good at sportsmanship, my team won a cup while I was in the ahl, and I am a captain it a city I don't like
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RC Cola posted:Who was RC Cola like? All I know is that I'm good at sportsmanship, my team won a cup while I was in the ahl, and I am a captain it a city I don't like Statistically, I'd say either Bryan Rafalski or Darryl Sydor. Not really a comparison about the other stuff.
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Athanatos posted:Someone make a list of Goon Hall of Famers I will. We have to wait the mandatory 5 years, though.
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Hockles posted:Statistically, I'd say either Bryan Rafalski or Darryl Sydor. Not really a comparison about the other stuff. what's my comparison? was I dead on in the mike gartner comparison? or maybe alfie? Here lies McStabson he came he scored he accomplished nothing
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stab posted:what's my comparison? was I dead on in the mike gartner comparison? or maybe alfie? Not quite on the Gartner level. I'd say either: Keith Tkachuk, Maurice "Rocket" Richard, or Peter Bondra
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Hockles posted:I will. We have to wait the mandatory 5 years, though. Oh good then the BAP you did in 2010 list should be coming out soon
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I just want you to know I really enjoyed this and even if I'm not posting much I follow it closely
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RC Cola posted:I just want you to know I really enjoyed this and even if I'm not posting much I follow it closely Same here. Twitter was really fun to get things rolling and every update had something cool or funny. I think my favorites are the ASG fights.
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Hockles posted:Not quite on the Gartner level. I'd say either: Keith Tkachuk, Maurice "Rocket" Richard, or Peter Bondra I'll take the rocket any fn day
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All-Star Break 2034 Update All-Stars East -- Shinichi Satonaka (2nd Line Center) East -- Potatoes O'Bourke (Starting D-Pairing) West -- Fred Lemur (Starting Center) Transaction News 11/24/33 -- EDM gets: Noah Hanifin (D, 82 OVR) 11/24/33 -- WPG gets: 2 prospects 12/19/33 -- CBJ gets: Chris Chaddock (C, 82 OVR) 12/19/33 -- PHI gets: 3 prospects Injury Report None   Binghamton is 3rd in the West Albany is 10th in the West Hamilton is 2nd in the East Comments Wang is 2nd in Goals, and ThinkTank is 3rd in the AHL The Usual Suspects are getting one last ASG in. I wonder if Old Man Potatoes is still going to fight. Chavez has regressed to 71 OVR, and there are now 3 goalies in WPG. But Chavez has been getting starter minutes. Strelkov is also 71 OVR. I think he is just sitting at home, since there is a player on an AHL contract (automated by the game) that is getting 3rd string starts http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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End of 2033-34 Regular Season Update Transaction News 2/5/34 -- NJD -- called up ThinkTank from Albany (AHL) 3/3/34 -- ARZ gets: Andrew Kilza (G, 83 OVR) 3/3/34 -- PIT gets: 2035 2nd Round Pick 3/3/34 -- EDM gets: Sergei Saskatanov (RW, 82 OVR) 3/3/34 -- WPG gets: 2 prospects 1/29/34 -- ANA gets: Jesse Dimitrakos (LW, 83 OVR), Christopher Cairns (LW, 80 OVR) 1/29/34 -- TBL gets: Murray Esche (G, 83 OVR) 1/29/34 -- BOS gets: 2 prospects 1/29/34 -- OTT gets: Geoffrey Andreoff (LW, 80 OVR) 3/3/34 -- DET gets: Vincent Jacques (LW, 84 OVR) 3/3/34 -- NSH gets: Jerry Streit (G, 84 OVR) Injury Report CGY -- The Kingston Kid is out with a Sore Knee. Expected return is 4/20/34 EDM -- Yokozuna is out with an MCL Sprain. Expected return is 4/23/34   Hamilton is 5th in the East Regression Report RC Cola -- 77 OVR F. Lemur -- 88 OVR A. Kilza -- 82 OVR L. Gallant -- 78 OVR A. Robertson -- 76 OVR Zip -- 79 OVR B. Banton -- 81 OVR ThinkTank -- 77 OVR S. Satonaka -- 85 OVR I. Strelkov -- 68 OVR H. Chavez -- 67 OVR Comments Lemur is now the all-time leader in goals Wang lead the AHL in Goals Lemur is going to likely finish off his career with some more individual awards Look at the contrast of stats between Chavez, and Lazarev (23-12-2) who is on the leaderboard Kilza and Saskatanov both get traded away for likely their last run at a cup Will Orphansbane win a cup to solidify him as a HoFer? Will the tattered corpse of ThinkTank lift Picklechips to a Cup? Will Windros/Gallant/Kingston Kid put aside their differences and end their careers with a championship? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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