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Kilza posted:What...what happened to my overall? I was 86/87 to begin the season and now... I'll put in a good word for ya.
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Kilza posted:What...what happened to my overall? I was 86/87 to begin the season and now... Yes. You are now the backup behind the goalie that was your backup last season. 
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Jul 13, 2015 23:20
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Woo, back in the playoffs! C'mon Felix, you gotta win Toronto a cup.
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Flyinglemur posted:I'll put in a good word for ya. Thank you.  Hockles posted:Yes. You are now the backup behind the goalie that was your backup last season. Haha, holy poo poo. That's beautiful.
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Windros puts up 40 points on the 4th line hahaha
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The heroic return of the Tank
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WELCOME TO EDMONTON.
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CommaToes posted:Woo, back in the playoffs!  I think not.
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Down to a 77. I'm like Rozival now ;(
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I keep on checking the thread to see when I will see Windros as pwayoff MVP
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Dale Ouise posted:
Is that Captain Crais? If it is, bravo.
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Hockles posted:H. Chavez -- 67 OVR Well, he still has the 3rd best GAA and 4th best save% among goon goalies, and I bet he was 2 and 2 before his numbers this season - small sample size means his 43 games this season are having a real impact on his career numbers. And he spent some of his potentially best years as a goalie in the AHL and then a backup in Arizona and Tampa.... He didn't get a starting gig until like 2 years ago.
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Feral_Shofixti posted:Is that Captain Crais? Toshiro Mifune
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Dale Ouise posted:
hidden fortress right? mifune owns kurosawa owns
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Keep on fighting, Old Man Potatoes.
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End of 2033-34 Season Update Hamilton lost in the first round NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Arizona Coyotes Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Calgary Flames Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Arizona Coyotes Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) New Jersey Devils Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Julian von Arx -- Calgary Flames Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) David Saad -- Carolina Hurricanes Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Michael McNiven -- Ottawa Senators William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Bjorn Thalberger/Larry Martindale -- Washington Capitals Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Kris Oystrick -- Vancouver Canucks Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Comments Arizona finally wins a Stanley Cup! Kilza rides the pine pony to his 2nd Cup Wang wins the Willie Marshall for most goals in the AHL, also their "Rookie of the Year" award Lemur wins all the awards. All of the Skater ones. Year of Lemur I'm thinking we are going to be down to about 5 or 6 total players going forward. http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Upcoming Free-Agents ARZ -- F. Lemur CHI -- S. Pepperdick DAL -- W. van Steamsdyk EDM -- S. Saskatanov LAK -- Zip MIN -- The Crushinator NJD -- ThinkTank OTT -- C. Buttworth TOR -- W. Clarkson WPG -- H. Chavez
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Another Cup! And I didn't have to do anything for it this time!  Thanks Lemur! 
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Bullshit. Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Kris Oystrick -- Vancouver Canucks
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Keep on truckin', Lemur. 2587 ain't happening but maybe you can get up to 2nd in career points.
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2034 Offseason News Notable Retired Players Aaron Ekblad Jack Eichel (1474gp - 896g - 968a - 1864p) Roland McKeown Sam Bennett (1409gp - 374g - 669a - 1043p) Zachary Werenski David Pastrnak ThinkTank (1324gp - 849g - 81a - 930p) The Kingston Kid (1303gp - 510g - 578a - 1088p) Noah Hanifin Jakub Zboril Max Domi (1290gp - 275g - 784a - 1059p) Barry Tanev Sam Reinhart Ralph Waldo Picklechips (1288gp - 303g - 644a - 947p) Potatoes O'Bourke (1288gp - 602g - 311a - 933p) Nick Ritchie Dylan Strome (1267gp - 276g - 723a - 999p) Wendel Clarkson (1250gp - 126g - 196a - 322p) Bjorn Endras Prodigious Wang (1243gp - 469g - 185a - 654p) RC Cola (1232gp - 342g - 175a - 517p) Clint Clemens (1213gp - 332g - 665a - 997p) Dennis Yan Dean Langfeld Ewic Windros Jr (1184gp - 266g - 536a - 802p) Damian Wharton The Crushinator (1157gp - 311g - 516a - 827p) Chris Chaddock Logan Brown Dimitri Dakeev Mark Wright Kenny Huether Nikolaj Ehlers Austin Hall Travis Konecny Rudy Joslin Bradley Lalonde Maxim Idirshev Ivan Barbashev Zip (877gp - 445w - 63so) Blade Mann-Dixon (853gp - 425w - 77so) Jack Flinn (724gp - 344w - 61so) Chap Buttworth (573gp - 257w - 25so) Logan Flodell Igor Strelkov (516gp - 273g - 42so) Transaction News ARZ -- re-signed F. Lemur to a $20.3mil/2yr contract CHI -- re-signed S. Pepperdick to a $21.5mil/2yr contract DAL -- re-signed W. van Steamsdyk to a $7.6mil/2yr contract EDM -- re-signed S. Saskatanov to a $11.9mil/2yr contract H. Chavez remains unsigned CHI -- signed Michael Retzer (RW, 82 OVR) to a 3yr contract DAL -- signed Riley D'Agostini (G, 84 OVR) to a 4yr contract TBL -- signed Lucas Curry (C, 83 OVR) to a 3 yr contract 7/10/34 -- CBJ gets: Ross Ruhwedel (D, 85 OVR) & Nicholas Meloche (D, 80 OVR) 7/10/34 -- OTT gets: Lucas McKinley (G, 84 OVR), 2 prospects Top 10 Forward Salaries
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Huge Salaries in AHL CGY -- Liam Gallant (D, 73 OVR) -- $7.690mil COL -- Ralph Jarrett (D, 72 OVR) -- $18.615mil MTL -- Buju Banton (RW, 78 OVR) -- $6.91mil NYI -- Evan Fitzpatrick (G, 72 OVR) -- $7.195mil NYR -- Jerry Clarke (D, 73 OVR) -- $6.705mil 2034-35 Opening Night Info ARZ -- F. Lemur (86 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain ARZ -- A. Kilza (82 OVR) -- Backup Goaltender CGY -- L. Gallant (73 OVR) -- Starting D-Pairing in Adirondack (AHL) CHI -- S. Pepperdick (85 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender DAL -- W. Van Steamsdyk (81 OVR) -- 4th Line Right Wing DAL -- A. Robertson (78 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender in Texas (AHL) EDM -- S. Saskatanov (82 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing EDM -- Yokozuna (88 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender LAK -- P. Sanchez (80 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing MTL -- B. Banton (78 OVR) -- Starting Right Wing in Hamilton (AHL) NSH -- L. Alger (83 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing -- Captain OTT -- S. Satonaka (83 OVR) -- Starting Center -- Captain TOR -- F. Orphansbane (85 OVR) -- Starting Goaltender WSH -- S. Samuelsson (80 OVR) -- Starting Left Wing H. Chavez (62 OVR) -- Free Agent Line spreadsheet: Not worth the effort for this year, I just added your OVR to your info above Comments Lemur is coming back for another year. Will he pass Messier and become #2 all-time in Points? He'll have to have 2 incredible seasons, or 3 moderate seasons. At 37, I don't see it happening Eichel finished 4th (at best) all-time in points behind Stamkos (1872), and 2nd all-time in Goals, passing Gretzky but behind Lemur. Others may be higher, but retired before I started keeping track. Down to maybe 1 or two more years. More regression reports I expect this upcoming season. Chavez is 62 OVR, he's not going to get signed. He'll "retire" at the end of next season, but he's done now. I am debating just doing a full season report tomorrow, and not 3 separate updates, since it is probably the last season. Any protests?
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stab posted:hidden fortress right? Yojimbo. He's 40-41 in that shot.
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Like fine wine I've gotten better with age. Whatever's going on in Washington has been great for the waining years of my career (though we can't seem to get out of the first round of the playoffs but at this point idgaf I'm just happy to have put up some points for once).
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Kilza posted:Another Cup! And I didn't have to do anything for it this time! HOLY poo poo!!!!! Not just a Cup but I finally get to be Captain for my last year in the league. Thank YOU, Kilza. You were obviously the missing piece. edit: that wasn't very Byng-like of me at all. Deus Ex Macklemore fucked around with this message at 01:14 on Jul 15, 2015 |
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Hockles posted:H. Chavez (62 OVR) -- Free Agent 
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I still can't get over how retarded this sim is with 600 goal defensemen and players who top 500 goals but never break 100 a hahaha
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Potatoes was a 90 OVR at the start of the season, made another ASG appearance, and then retires? Bullshit.
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THE MACHO MAN posted:I still can't get over how retarded this sim is with 600 goal defensemen and players who top 500 goals but never break 100 a hahaha That was a conscious choice from Think. Passing shows weakness.
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Saskatonov holds on to the bitter end and gets the biggest per annum contract of his career. 19 years in Winnipeg and Edmonton. FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE, GIVE ME A RING.
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Stickarts posted:15 goals, 50 assists for two decades. COME ON.  would be proud of you.
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Flyinglemur posted:HOLY poo poo!!!!! Not just a Cup but I finally get to be Captain for my last year in the league. Thank YOU, Kilza. You were obviously the missing piece. Haha. I'm glad my experience combined with your elite hockey skills helped you win your first Cup. Maybe we can pull off another Cup win before we both retire?
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lmao, Chap puts in the playoff series of his career - 2 starts, 2 wins, .978 SV%, 0.58 GA. Ottawa loses 1-4  Chap was pretty bad his whole career, but put together a couple solid seasons of above average play before retiring. Chap 3.0 hungers...at least Longrod got a cup 
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End of 2034-35 Regular Season Update All-Stars West -- Yokozuna (Starting Goaltender) West -- Solomon Pepperdick (Backup Goaltender) 2034 All-Star Game Results West wins 4-3 in a shootout   Transaction News 12/24/34 -- DET gets: Sergei Saskatanov (RW, 82 OVR) 12/24/34 -- EDM gets: 2 prospects 11/11/34 -- CGY gets: 2035 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects 11/11/34 -- DET gets: Jesper Markstrom (RW, 87 OVR) 3/6/35 -- BUF gets: 2035 1st Round Pick, 2 prospects 3/6/35 -- TOR gets: Connor McDavid (86 OVR) 3/6/35 -- CHI gets: Cory Keefe (C, 85 OVR) 3/6/35 -- CBJ gets: 2 prospects Injury Report None   Hamilton finished 9th, Texas finished 10th & Adirondack finished 13th in the West Comments Banton finished 2nd in Goals in the AHL Lemur had a down year. Not even an ASG for him. Probably no awards for goons. Will this end with a Goon Champion? http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats
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JawKnee posted:TOR finally got the first round pick they should have taken! To be fair, Felix Orphansbane was by far the best choice. At the time. In the minds of Toronto management. No one could have guessed that Connor McDavid would have ended up as a good player.
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CommaToes posted:To be fair, Felix Orphansbane was by far the best choice. I can't look at McDavid's career stats, but I doubt they are as high as Eichel or even Lemur
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End of 2034-35 Season Update NHL Awards Stanley Cup Champions Toronto Maple Leafs Presidents Trophy (Best Regular Season Record) Toronto Maple Leafs Clarence S. Campbell Bowl (Western Conference Champion) Minnesota Wild Prince of Wales Trophy (Eastern Conference Champion) Toronto Maple Leafs Art Ross Trophy (Most Points) Kent Valette -- Vancouver Canucks Hart Memorial Trophy (League MVP) Kent Valette -- Vancouver Canucks James Norris Memorial Trophy (Best Defenseman) Julian von Arx -- Calgary Flames Lady Byng Memorial Trophy (Best Sportsmanship & Gentlemanly Conduct) Nicklas Jensen -- Arizona Coyotes Calder Memorial Trophy (Rookie of the Year) Stu McCauley -- Anaheim Ducks Conn Smythe Trophy (Playoff MVP) Felix Orphansbane -- Toronto Maple Leafs Vezina Trophy (Best Goaltender) Solomon Pepperdick -- Chicago Blackhawks William M. Jennings Trophy (Goalie(s) on team with fewest Goals Against) Michael McNiven/Lucas McKinley -- Ottawa Senators Bill Masterton Memorial Trophy (Perserverence, Sportsmanship & Dedication to hockey) Logan Stanley -- New York Islanders Frank J. Selke Trophy (Best Defensive Forward) Fred Lemur -- Arizona Coyotes Ted Lindsay Award (League MVP as voted by NHLPA) Kent Valette -- Vancouver Canucks Maurice "Rocket" Richard Trophy (Most Goals) Kent Timmins -- Toronto Maple Leafs http://tinyurl.com/NHL-Create-A-Goon-2015 for Complete Stats Notable Retirements Sergei Saskatanov (1529gp - 314g - 855a - 1169p) Connor McDavid (1434gp - 659g - 976a - 1635p) Fred Lemur (1429gp - 953g - 757a - 1710p) Landon Alger (1361gp - 262g - 416a - 678p) Shinichi Satonaka (1354gp - 637g - 509a - 1146p) Pablo Sanchez (1338gp - 383g - 533a - 916p) Nicolas Meloche Wayne Van Steamsdyk (1297gp - 130g - 147a - 277p) Tyler Benson Buju Banton (1248gp - 542g - 310a - 852p) Liam Gallant (1223gp - 294g - 583a - 877p) Mike Davies Logan Stanley Mika Nokelainen Ralph Jarratt Spëëc Samuelsson (1125gp - 204g - 200a - 404p) Roger Primeau Luke Green Carl Mathews Spencer Bast Paul Gavey Sergei Koltsov Brendan Jacobs Ross Ruhwedel Simon Louis Felix Orphansbane (1037gp - 547w - 84so) Andrew Kilza (988gp - 426w - 54so) Bradley van Schubert (857gp - 463w - 74so) Solomon Pepperdick (856gp - 433w - 76so) Michael McNiven (829gp - 465w - 74so) Yokozuna (780gp - 418w - 76so) Leo Lazarev (736gp - 329w - 60so) Anders Robertson (650gp - 300w - 34so) Hugo Chavez (401gp - 212w - 28so) Comments Orphansbane finally wins a cup! And the Conn Smythe! Pepperdick wins another surprising Vezina Lemur gets one last piece of hardware for his collection Everyone retires... Untill next year... The End. Next Monday I will post a retrospective of stuff
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