RaceFat posted:

ANNOUNCEMENT: THE BYOB VAPORWAVE IS HERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hope u fkn love it!




lyrics:
c'mon and chill, it's byob
smoke a bowl, smoke a blunt, it's what u need
chill-rear end poo poo, taking up your screen
you're all cool dudes, will u chill w me?

a cool place, gonna chill with you here all night
420-friendly friends, making you feel all right
take a hit from the spliff, ride a chill-rear end bike
chill forever, don't be a buzzkill
byob can never not chill

byob, come chill w me
i wanna smoke weed w u
byob, come chill w me
roll the fattest, chillest blunt
byob, the chillest peepz
watching movies in 420D
byob, come chill w me
build a chill castle on the byobeach
(and ride the chillwaves)

joke_explainer posted:

It's gradual and irreversible.

week 1: euphoria, hunger.

week 2: increased appetite continues to grow; ten thousand calories or more a day required

week 3: musculature increased by 300%, aggression slowly increases

week 4: blood pressure increase leads to eyes clouding over with burst blood vessels; increased aural sensitivity allows affected to hunt by hearing alone

week 5: skin begins sloughing off; rough bright-white scales protruding underneath

week 6: fingernails enlarge into six-inch claws, turn green, glow in dark.

week 7: natural body temperature drops to 73 degrees

week 8: aggression increases again along with musculature. subject is a towering hulk at this point, with arms the sizes of trash cans and a nearly supernaturally distorted skeleton

week 9: loses ability for speech; sunlight seems to cause the subject immense pain. brain reverted to a primal state. without the ability to smoke, this night creature will hunt, kill, and consume anyone under the influence of marijuana in order to satisfy their vicious cravings for THC.

don't let this happen to you

FluffieDuckie posted:

get out of my house cumt

Cumt posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

Miss Psychosis posted:

[Urgently and tirelessly thinking of unfunny quilt jokes] Errrr gently caress... When you put on WD-40's buttons uhhh her shirt buttons wiiiiiiiiilllll.... poo poo. Buttons.....Buttons? Yeah riffs on buttons. Nuclear launch sequnce hit the button haha. Oh thank god I've made 137 posts in the quilt thread!

BYOB Rachel posted:

One day in November, Ferran Adrià, the Spanish chef who turned foods into foams and pioneered a new era in gastronomic innovation while running one of the world’s most popular restaurants, bounced through a loft space in Barcelona. He peered at pencil-sketched mind maps tacked to plastic foam bulletin boards and examined books jammed on narrow shelves — until he reached the end of a display table featuring a variety of Asian soup spoons. Then he stopped.

“I have a question,” he said in Catalan to the small group of visitors and staff members trailing him. “What is weed?”

There was silence. Four seconds, five seconds, 10 seconds. Finally, cautiously, someone offered, “A joint?” Mr. Adrià's eyes widened. “Maybe it is a joint if I roll it up and smoke it. But what if I make it into a sauce and cook with it?” His voice was sharp. More silence. Mr. Adrià spun away and began walking again. “Now,” he said over his shoulder as the crowd shuffled in his wake, “what if I turn the weed into ice cream? What is it then?”

City of Glompton posted:

so you wanna be a Yob superstar and post large?
a gold thread, five stars, a pleasure barge
makin’ fun of the world, don't hate nobody
don’t even gotta check the post counts constantly
I remember the days when I was a newb just goonin' up
lookin' in the gibbis, dreamin' about blowin' it up
the lurker crowds, make funny, chill with the homies
sign autographs with probies the people request from me
tts funny how goldmined threads manifest
and the namedrops that be comin' with it
nevertheless, you got to go for the emptyquotes
but you don't know about the dabs, weed
and beers and losin' some of your cheer
and losin' some of yourself to the memes past, gone by
hopefully it don't manifest for a creepy guy
whitenoise and the unfunny don't know how to riff
just gas the thread
Garbage Dick sign the deal
think he's gonna make the front page but never will
'til he hands over a lot of 10 bux bills
fillin' your head with novelties, come with me
show the lulz it takes to make the 5's

WetNightmare posted:

really, historically speaking that is, the only thing stopping women from loving all men (yes, every single man) are other men willing to beat each other to death about it.

Gone Fashing posted:

"TWIST FIST posted:

what are benzos

*thinking really hard, pulling hair out, face turning red* not much what are benzos with you??

dogcrash truther posted:

social vegan posted:

POWERBALL posted:

*angrily filling up the chamber with cryo-gel* Maybe in the future, mom won't be such a bitch!

Yonkers posted:

people dont think much of it now but before the cheese grater you had to cut all those tiny slices by hand

Chef Shimi posted:

I still cut them by hand, just enjoy the process I guess. I also watch water boil though so I'm not a total traditionalist.

City of Glompton posted:

ron color posted:

1D this is like a dot, math problems, some atoms.... snooooooozer
2D i saw a movie that said the ET video game is actually really cool
3D yueah weve seen holographic pogs and Slammers.............NEXT
4D ok time is this, also a box thats turning itself inside out is the shadow of the 4d cube. (getting really boring now)
5D this is all minksi curves and topographic penteracts. dont even bother
6D ok its starting to get good again. this dimension has some extra colors and smells, and all your favorite bands have a secret album you can find
7D savory
8D so this is that red room in twin peaks where everything goes backwards, like if you played a record it would sound all janky and backwards but youd be able to understand the words
9D did you ever wander that if you go east really fast it gets earlier and earlier.......what if you just kept going

Chef Shimi posted:

BYOB Ross posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613266&userid=162644

GEExCEE posted:

the back of my head is completely flat

Cumt posted:

i am he posted:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3613266&userid=162644

Cumt posted:

dogcrash truther posted:

Norwegian criminal: [wailing] I'm gooing to yale
Harvard man: I feel you, buddy.

beer pal posted:

get hosed sweetie!! sweetie drink bleach!!

Bwee posted:

Bwee posted:

this post is so good

my new dog posted:

Geir: snail with milk gland, this snail is almost a mammal
Jonas: not almost, so close one can get, Geir

Geir: you world, by which used Minimum touches spurts Slugs something milky,
Jonas: not -like, there is milk from Slugs chest. Catch it now, and catch its mate - I'll snilemelk cake bake



Geir: Ah yes, my snilemelk, enough an idea must be rejected. Living full and the floor creaked,
Jonas: The mucus may however be collected and cream for both soul and body.

Geir: Snilemelk, høgkultur. Refrigerator glemselsmur,
Jonas: A grekenkrem for digestion.

Geir: Snilemelk, a final, hushed scream.
Jonas: jester playing the music!


♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪



♩♬♩ OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♩♬♩
♬♫♪ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ♪♫♬
♩♫♩ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I CANT RESIST! HUMNAN ♩♫♩
♫♫♪ SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT APPEALS TO ME! ♪♫♫
♩♩♪ OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL!OOOOohh OOOOOH OOOooohh! SNAIL WITH ♪♩♩
♬♬♩ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ ooooooooooh ooooh oooOOH! SNAIL WITH ♩♬♬
♪♬♫ HUMAN TITTIES ~~~ FULLY SEXUAL SNAIL THAT I ♫♬♪
♩♩♬ CANT RESIST! HUMNAN SEXUALITY SNAIL. ATTRACTIVE SNAIL THAT ♬♩♩
♪♬♬ APPEALS TO ME! OH HHHH SEXY SNAIL! ♬♬♪

GUISSEPPE PIZZAPIE posted:

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1upVohGAeZ3

monkay posted:

knees weak
arms are heavy
there's vomit on his sweater already, cumt's spaghetti
he's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
to drop posts-a-plenty

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

WIIIIINE


wine







WINE

Dogcrash Truther posted:

you auditioned for the role of the bomb in the boston day marathon but the tsarnaev brothers didnt want you because they said the explosion would be too gay

Hick Magnet posted:

Hick Magnet posted:

Hick Magnet posted:

Budget Prefuse posted:

me: we're going to sue everyone that had a meltdown in may
my lawyer: got it *scribbling down notes*
me: broke a glass and got angry? pay up. got into a fight? better take out a loan. someone jumped off a building? your xbox is mine
my lawyer: alright *scribbles*
me: in fact let's just copyright the entire month of may. its mine now. i own it.
my lawyer: okay sir *camera zooms in on his notepad to reveal hes drawing a really big cock*

Miss Psychosis posted:

Yes I'm going to my therapist, uh-huh, yeah the one at 69 and LOL. This city owns.

Afro Doug posted:

Me walking through the forest: drat... This is a HUGE salad!

City of Glompton posted:

Twitter Warpath posted:

7-11 was a part-time job

Bo-Pepper posted:

alvin shoving a banana up his rear end in a top hat while high on all the drugs and GG AAAALLLVVIIIIIN can be heard backstage