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dogcrash truther
thank you fluffie

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Piso Mojado

:dance:

dogcrash truther
drat, I've got a fat hand

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
the consequence of big eating

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

dogcrash truther

Qwerinty posted:

the consequence of big eating

the bigger the hands, the more food they can grab

Miss Psychosis

drat, I have skinny hands.

dogcrash truther
My hands aren't that fat. It was the angle. Hold on and lemme take a dick pic

Miss Psychosis

[Holds on]

dogcrash truther
I'm going to post the dick pic on monday

pig slut lisa

irl is good


don't steal my thunder :argh:

bog pixie

joke_explainer


as a personal gift to dogcrash truther, I will stop imagining him as a shadowy man in a trenchcoat trying to tell me the conspiracy behind this time when two pugs ran into each other so hard they had little spinning stars over their heads for minutes.

Bwee
hey neat that's what you look like

fema crisis actor

bweee-ooo-eee-ooo-eee-ooo

dogcrash truther posted:

drat, I've got a fat hand

Beaten

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


for a long time I thought dct was a central american revolutionary

I don'[t anymore but I'm glad the quilt isd still extant.

bacalou


you have to have skinny hands to be a revolutionary

fat hands can't grab a kalashnikov properly

joke_explainer


bacalou posted:

you have to have skinny hands to be a revolutionary

fat hands can't grab a kalashnikov properly

Yeah they can, lol. Look at this schematic based rendering:



That's hardly inaccessible to someone with big fingers. It's a huge trigger guard, and the grip is a miniscule pistol grip.

Besides, I think it was just the angle, his hands don't look fat in the first pic.

cat_herder

BE GAY
DO CRIME


he could be the head of a drug cartel maybe

Bwee
now you have to post your pic

bacalou


joke_explainer posted:

Yeah they can, lol. Look at this schematic based rendering:



That's hardly inaccessible to someone with big fingers. It's a huge trigger guard, and the grip is a miniscule pistol grip.

Besides, I think it was just the angle, his hands don't look fat in the first pic.



yeah you can grab it, but it's made for someone with slender hands. why do you think ak-47s are so popular with child soldiers

joke_explainer


well in solidarity with DCT here's me with the mini-quilt fluffie awarded me for my efforts as her Hound hunting down those that would betray her trust

Miss Psychosis

Your hands are normal.

joke_explainer


Thank you, my ma always said I'd grow up to be a normal-handed man and I hope I done right by her, god rest her soul.

Bwee
someone post their dick

bacalou


their dick

Piso Mojado

*they're dick

FluffieDuckie

dogcrash truther posted:

the problem with receiving an amazing gift is that there's no way to properly thank or convey what it means, so pretend the following picture was taken with a good camera and made the quilt look as beautiful as it is



:cry:

dogcrash truther posted:

thank you fluffie



:cry: :cry:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Salmiakki


Bwee posted:

hey neat that's what you look like

https://twitter.com/sallymiakki
ty cat dynamite

Mogren

Enlightened beast
Spirit among mortals
Spreader of wisdom
Forever watchful
Good kitty
:angelcatte:
It's good that the quilts are safe in caring, varied hands.

bog pixie

Bwee posted:

someone post their dick

please

FluffieDuckie

ok ok lets goldmine this thing before the dicks start getting posted


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

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treasure bear

another byob success story

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