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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Not to be confused with Wrestling Questions that Don't Deserve their Own Thread. These indeed don't, but all the same take up pages of the gameday threads. Hi, I'm RacistGuidingLight

Question: Was this SUPPOSED to get him over? (over meaning popular and higher up the unmarked wrestler hierarchy)
Answer: Likely no, that wasn't their priority there

Question: This supposed "heel", (or bad guy) is making some good points. Is he truly the bad guy?
Answer: He is, and his complaints and grievances, while ringing somewhat true, have an obvious agenda or ignore a recent nefarious deed or hypocrisy of their own.

Question: Why do they insist on cramming x down our throats even tho we (I) hate him (Roman Reigns)?
Answer: They have chosen a course of action and are not hastily derailing it at the first signs of turbulence, this time.

Question: Why can't they choose a course of action and not hastily derail it at the first signs of turbulence?
Answer: The day to day script is written by several people then filtered through several wanton agenda-driven egos and then through the demands of nervous shareholders, making a real decision all but impossible, if not for the benevolent tyranny of Vincent Kennedy McMahon.

Question: What John Cena did there was not good or right or justifiable.
Answer: It was in retaliation to that thing from last week, and you are being disingenuous.

Question: Why is John Cena the face of the company and not the guy I like?
Answer: People who relate to or aspire to be heroes and winners are a more lucrative and attractive market than goons.

Question: wrt Cena, an invincible man who never loses is narratively uninteresting and not sustainable.
Answer: Fist of the North Star and Dragon Balls are very good, as is all anime.

This is meant to be a quick reference resource but please feel free to expound on what I missed.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Big Coffin Hunter posted:

proof you're a questionable source at best

Anime is very good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

flashy_mcflash posted:

Who's the most anime wrestler not from Japan?

I think the Rollins and Orton dynamic is a good example of the competitive friendships common to anime.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

81sidewinder posted:

Which will happen first - Roman gets over or Vince gives up on him?

Ask here: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3180956
This is the anime thread.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Keg posted:

What's the deal with the Bill Demott stuff that has been referenced a few times today/yesterday?

I don't care!

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Bard Maddox posted:

why is the thread title only inclusive of WWE questions. there's thousands of questions about indies and other promotions that I have the ability to be condescending towards

when somebody complains that the main syes wrestling is bad. maybe you should watch New Japan then, mark

What other questions for indies could there possibly be besides "who the gently caress is that guy?"


projecthalaxy posted:

Why is the commentary bad and not good instead?

Given the trouble goons seem to have with basic nuance, I think it is a courteous and good thing that they over explain everything.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Anime Curator posted:

John Cena's power level is ________

CM Punk's power level is ________

Big E's power is _________

If we are talking final form here, in and around 150 million for John Cena, while CM Punk and Big E's final form is obscurity and depression.

NickRoweFillea posted:

When will Joey Samoey show up in the Full Sail Zone

Go away

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

NickRoweFillea posted:

Who would win: john cena or goku

That depends. In the origional Dragon Ball saga Goku's power level topped out in the low nine hundreds, and never breached a million until the Frieza saga. however his highest recorded power level is a cool 1.5 billion which would be quite the odds to overcome.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
quote not edit

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Tatum Girlparts posted:

Is it true if I take Cena's wristbands I BECOME Cena?

u r gay

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Heavy Metal posted:

1.) Why isn't Kevin Nash brought in as Cesaro's Manager?

2.) Why isn't my favorite wrestler RVD getting a push?

1) Why are you such a gross and shambling facsimile of a human being?

2) Shut the gently caress up you piece of poo poo

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

Where the Smackdown fist?

That is a very good question and therefore beyond the scope of this thread I'm afraid.


Heavy Metal posted:

The proof is in the doll/pudding.

gently caress you.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Heavy Metal posted:

I'm 2006 Alex Shelley and I want your guidance and tutelage.

Did you see that movie Whiplash?

Whiplash- 2015: Terrible poster goes to GBS. "A return to form for Heavy Metal", raves critics.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

BUBBA GAY DUDLEY posted:

What would happen if Goku punched the Smackdown fist? Could the world handle that much dap?

The entire world's population locked in a trembling still frame panning leftwards revealing each successive person's mouth agape in a perfect trapezoid, to the sound of a sustained horrified gasp.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Dr. Baker posted:

Why do all of my favorite wrestlers lose a lot?

RacistGuidingLight posted:

People who relate to or aspire to be heroes and winners are a more lucrative and attractive market than goons.

Howling Man posted:

Why should I say "SO~!" when he says "U!" ? hmm?

When I say U I say suck.


Sanguinia posted:

What are all these things that the Radio knows that Zach Ryder wants it to tell him anyway?

Get bent, loser

shitlifter posted:

Yep yep yep, what it do?

XD

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Well, that was fun.

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RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

RacistGaiden posted:

Balls are very good

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