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yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Palisader posted:

Question here, I reserved a room at the Hilton in DC for the week that includes July 4th, for just over $100 night. I'm not gonna show up and have the rate suddenly increase on me, am I? I booked directly.

Why would you expect it to? That has never happened to me before after 100+ hotel stays. I guess if you didn't get a confirmation email or something there is no real "guarantee", but as long as your reservation is in their system I'm sure they wrote down what price they quoted you and will honor it.

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Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Murphy Brownback posted:

Why would you expect it to? That has never happened to me before after 100+ hotel stays. I guess if you didn't get a confirmation email or something there is no real "guarantee", but as long as your reservation is in their system I'm sure they wrote down what price they quoted you and will honor it.

Because I'm paranoid and have literally not stayed in a hotel since I was 20. I do have a confirmation email though, so it's all good. Now I need to go and find something else to worry about.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
As long as your have the confirmation you're fine. If it's a prepaid reservation, if your credit card is no good they might cancel. Depends on the hotel, everyone is different. But that's the only thing I can think of that might affect a reservation this far out.

Malcolm
May 11, 2008
You could worry about Hilton bedbugs, and how they might get in your luggage and follow you back home. Start thinking up some zany ideas for how to combat this?

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
Try aluminium foil, I'm pretty sure bed bugs can't crawl over metal so if you place this over the bedding and under your luggage you should be good

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe
Use a luggage rack. Don't put your luggage on the bed, floor, or against the wall.

But bedbugs aren't really an issue in most reputable hotels. Cases happen, but almost all chains have good pest control policies in place that prevent it from spreading from guest to guest. My hotel, along with lost I know about have the dog come regularly to find stuff.

Personally I worry more about clothing stores. I always wash or dry clean new stuff before I put them away at home. Here in NYC it was a big deal in some of the midtown stores.

Balqis
Sep 5, 2011

Can we talk about AirBnb or similar services at all?

In any case, I'll bring my experiences up as a sort of a Hotel/Motel apology. Yes, Airbnb is cheaper. Yes, you can become friends with the host, which pays off splendidly if you need to stay in that city again. Yes, you can end up staying in some particularly cool places. BUT at least hotels have a sort of consistency of what they expect from you and vice versa that AirBnb does not have. When you're paying to stay in people's places, professional and personal can lead to an extraordinarily awkward blur.

One vacation my friend and I booked basically through it because we were cheap students travelling around. The first place was a fantastic bargain - a stylish apartment in Paris - and things seemed to get better because the host was leaving town and said she'd accommodate us anyways. Yey! A full apartment to ourselves! She tells us to pick up a key from her neighbor - fine, although a bit of a pain to coordinate - and we enter. A bit shabbier than the pictures, but oh well. But then a girl comes out of another room and surprises us. Apparently she has a long term tenant that she didn't bother to tell us about. WHY she didn't leave the key with her rather than a neighbor (again, interacting with the neighbor, both checking in and out, was a huge hassle), or you know, tell us, we don't know. She also did not leave enough toilet paper for three girls for five days, and we're reduced to using napkins. Also she had this weird towel in the bathroom that smelled like urine she labeled for "personal" use that jutted awkwardly against your knee when you sat. Bad. Anyways, the worst part is when we leave, she left us a terrible review, saying we broke antique glasses, cooked a lot and didn't scrub the pans, and yanked a light switch out of the wall, asking my friend 70 dollars in damages. We did none of that except cook, and we scrubbed everything cleaner than we found it. O_O

The next place was super awkward because we started eating at the kitchen table and the owner basically yelled at us and told us to eat in our rooms. This led to a depressing, but hilarious set of circumstances where my friend sat on a 15 euro cake by mistake because there was no space in the tiny room to really put food. It got everywhere. I tried to clean it up, but man, what a stupid rule. They awkwardly also went to bed at 8pm, and didn't get up till 10 am, so we were left sneaking out with flashlights to use the bathroom, while their dog kept barking at us to play. We left an hour early and sat in a tea room with all our luggage rather than stay a minute longer.

The third was super nice, except the lady obviously wanted a personal connection, but wanted to do it by discussing homeopathy and music, something my friend couldn't really talk about. She also had an old friend staying unexpectedly, so we felt very awkward getting in the way. Between both of those, and the fact that we cooked, I could tell she wasn't quite happy with us so I headed her off by writing a spectacular review (which, to be fair, the place WAS awesome otherwise). She private messaged me afterwards saying basically she was going to give me a poo poo review because she felt like we didn't "connect" with her enough, but my nice review changed her mind. Thank God.

Lessons learned?
-Get a hotel room, you cheapskate
-If you insist on being a cheapskate, at least rent the whole apartment so you don't have to deal with the capriciousness of hosts
-If you insist on being a bigger cheapskate, if you rent just the room DON'T cook, for chrissakes.
-If you insist on being a cheap piece of poo poo and cooking, read the fine print of the posting, ingratiate yourself in advance, and travel alone, goddamn it, so you can become their BFF and won't get mad at you for not knowing how they like to wash one particular bowl.
-Reviews are lies.

Balqis fucked around with this message at 16:20 on Jun 6, 2015

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
When you get home leave your luggage outside in the sun if you can then immediately wash all your clothes. The heat from the sun and the washer/dryer will kill off any bedbugs that might've come home with you.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Malcolm posted:

You could worry about Hilton bedbugs, and how they might get in your luggage and follow you back home. Start thinking up some zany ideas for how to combat this?

I have an aunt who is a GM for a Hilton and have been given many stories and advice about bedbug avoidance.

Malcolm
May 11, 2008
You're all set then, have an awesome stay in DC man!

Ham Equity
Apr 16, 2013

i hosted a great goon meet and all i got was this lousy avatar
Grimey Drawer

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

When you get home leave your luggage outside in the sun if you can then immediately wash all your clothes. The heat from the sun and the washer/dryer will kill off any bedbugs that might've come home with you.
It had better be really hot where you live for this to work. You need to hit 115-120 degrees (46-49 degrees celsius) for several hours in order to kill the fuckers.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.

Thanatosian posted:

It had better be really hot where you live for this to work. You need to hit 115-120 degrees (46-49 degrees celsius) for several hours in order to kill the fuckers.

Direct sun on a summer afternoon can get your suitcase pretty nice and toasty.

ZeroDays
Feb 11, 2007

the fuck you know about what i need on my mind mother fucker
Why do people fumigate and steam-treat all their poo poo when they could just leave it outside in the sun for a few hours? Seems like people are wasting their money on professional poo poo unnecessarily.

Problem!
Jan 1, 2007

I am the queen of France.
One suitcase that may or may not (likely may not) have bed bugs is different than your whole house. If you're really that paranoid sure go ahead and cook your suitcase.

The General
Mar 4, 2007


Aquatic Giraffe posted:

One suitcase that may or may not (likely may not) have bed bugs is different than your whole house. If you're really that paranoid sure go ahead and cook your suitcase.

If you're paranoid, don't bring your luggage home.

Grandmaster.flv
Jun 24, 2011

Aquatic Giraffe posted:

One suitcase that may or may not (likely may not) have bed bugs is different than your whole house. If you're really that paranoid sure go ahead and cook your suitcase.

Just keep your house outside geez

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Balqis posted:

She also did not leave enough toilet paper for three girls for five days, and we're reduced to using napkins.

Why didn't you go out and buy some?

GWBBQ
Jan 2, 2005


A few years ago, I stayed with friends at a hotel Milford, MI. Having learned what to look for from the old GBS or maybe A/T hotel stories thread, once we settled in I checked under the beds in hope of finding money or drugs that had been left behind. What I found was a used condom and a black plastic bag like you typically get from a liquor store filled with DVDs. Half of them were gay porn, the other half were porn of women squirting (I guess the previous guests had diverse taste.) I brought the bag down to the front desk to see the attendant's reaction, quietly informed him of what I found, and after receiving a flurry of apologies from both him and the GM we spent the next 45 minutes at the bar with all drinks on the house while our room was thoroughly cleaned.

Balqis
Sep 5, 2011

Ms Boods posted:

Why didn't you go out and buy some?

It was a Sunday. It may seem crazy, but a reality of French life is that no stores are conveniently open on Sundays.

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Balqis posted:

It was a Sunday. It may seem crazy, but a reality of French life is that no stores are conveniently open on Sundays.

Makes perfect sense with the explanation! (I've been to Paris on numerous occasions -- and yep, there are still some civilised places in Europe where even the shopkeeps are allowed a day off :) .)

Ms Boods fucked around with this message at 07:05 on Jun 9, 2015

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

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Balqis posted:

She also did not leave enough toilet paper for three girls for five days, and we're reduced to using napkins.

Balqis posted:

It was a Sunday.

Balqis posted:

five days

Five Sundays in a row, my worst nightmare :gonk:

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007


Captain Bravo posted:

Five Sundays in a row, my worst nightmare :gonk:

Five Sundays with Frenchy

Ms Boods
Mar 19, 2009

Did you ever wonder where the Romans got bread from? It wasn't from Waitrose!

Captain Bravo posted:

Five Sundays in a row, my worst nightmare :gonk:

gently caress's sake, I didn't even register that. I blame everyone but myself.

But then again, Sundays in the olde worlde do pass slowly, which can be lovely, albeit not if you need to wipe your arse. On the other hand, the landlady did leave them a rag onna stick.


My worst hotel experience was any time I stayed at a hotel with my ex: any tiny bit of noise from another room, even normal stuff you'd expect to hear, he'd be down the phone screaming at reception to 'do' something about it. He once demanded of me, when I was booking a room, that I actually book five -- ours, and the ones around, above, and below it. Needless to say, I thoroughly enjoy travelling on my own these days.

As for venues themselves: got to the destination, long drive back to where I'd gone to university, tired, couldn't wait just to chill, only to be told that the fairly decent hotel where I'd booked had been overbooked, so they were going to put us in their affiliated hotel just down and opposite the road. The difference between these two hotels was like if the first one was a business-style Marriott or something and the other was a by-the-hour drug 'n' hooker dive. This hotel was locally notorious for drug deals, people randomly firing guns, finding the occasional unwanted newborn in the rubbish skip, &c.

Everything in town was booked up (I forget why -- something going on locally), so we had to stay at the Dennis Hopper Memorial Motel one night before moving on to get something comparable to the original booking. The original hotel refused to reimburse us, so we paid like $200 for a night in a $35 night hotel, at least until I phoned up Visa to get the charge removed.

Balqis
Sep 5, 2011

Captain Bravo posted:

Five Sundays in a row, my worst nightmare :gonk:

Hehe, we didn't realize it was Toilet: Total Apocalypse until Sunday. Since we were leaving Tuesday, very early, and I'm ridiculously cheap (see me using AirBnb) we just decided to rough it for a day or two, using napkins and toilet paper from bars like crazy people.

Note that I am the worst sort of cheap: one who does not mind 15 euro cocktails but will not spend 4 euros on a three pack for a crazy lady who obviously just uses a pee rag.

Balqis fucked around with this message at 18:37 on Jun 9, 2015

Captain Bravo
Feb 16, 2011

An Emergency Shitpost
has been deployed...

...but experts warn it is
just a drop in the ocean.

Balqis posted:

using napkins and toilet paper from bars like crazy people.

Crazy like a fox. :v:

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

TunaSpleen posted:

Also, now I'm curious as to what hotel employees think of convention attendees--not for mundane poo poo like dentistry or ornithology, but comic and anime cons where costumed teenagers are shouting memes in the hallways.
This is from way the hell back, but I just found this thread and thought I'd chime in here. I work at a hotel in downtown Seattle and we have the triple threat of PAX Prime, Sakura Con, and Emerald City Comic Con. For the most part, they're great. Occasionally someone will be partying late and we'll have to tell them to keep it down, but honestly most of the folks attending these things are pretty chill in my experience.

Also, I've been working night audit for close to a decade now. There may be something wrong with me.

Romes128
Dec 28, 2008


Fun Shoe

Helter Skelter posted:



Also, I've been working night audit for close to a decade now. There may be something wrong with me.

There is. I've been overnight MOD for 6 months and I feel like shooting myself in the face every morning. Probably cause I don't actually DO much other than some random paperwork for 30 minutes and hang out in the lobby or talk to the front desk.

Helter Skelter
Feb 10, 2004

BEARD OF HAVOC

I have a bit more than half an hour's worth of paperwork to do every night, but I'm also the overnight front desk agent (which seems common at most small to mid-sized places around here) so that's not the only thing I'm dealing with overnight. Still a fair amount of downtime, but I like the quiet (not quiet often means obnoxious drunks in the lobby or noise complaints) and usually don't have a problem keeping myself amused.

Beats working retail, in any case.

Big Willy Style
Feb 11, 2007

How many Astartes do you know that roll like this?
I'm on my 7th year in July....

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Balqis posted:

Hehe, we didn't realize it was Toilet: Total Apocalypse until Sunday. Since we were leaving Tuesday, very early, and I'm ridiculously cheap (see me using AirBnb) we just decided to rough it for a day or two, using napkins and toilet paper from bars like crazy people.

Note that I am the worst sort of cheap: one who does not mind 15 euro cocktails but will not spend 4 euros on a three pack for a crazy lady who obviously just uses a pee rag.

Why wouldn't you just take toilet paper from the bathroom

Balqis
Sep 5, 2011

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Why wouldn't you just take toilet paper from the bathroom

Do you mean the bathroom at the apartment which I already said ran out after three days? Or the toilet paper I took from bars, which I already mentioned in the post you just quoted?

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014

Balqis posted:

Do you mean the bathroom at the apartment which I already said ran out after three days? Or the toilet paper I took from bars, which I already mentioned in the post you just quoted?

yes

Jamwad Hilder
Apr 18, 2007

surfin usa

Balqis posted:

Do you mean the bathroom at the apartment which I already said ran out after three days? Or the toilet paper I took from bars, which I already mentioned in the post you just quoted?

I mean why would you take napkins if you were already taking toilet paper

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Jamwad Hilder posted:

I mean why would you take napkins if you were already taking toilet paper

Because the napkins were on hand and sufficed until the first bar run?

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"
Let's really drill down on this, people. We want diagrams, flow-charts, a timeline. Who knew what when about what paper products, where were they procured, and how were they used.

There may be unk-unks. Let's spitball some of those. I'm thinking maybe there was a bidet, and that's why there wasn't much toilet paper. Just throwing that on the fire to see how it floats. Anyone else have an idea to run up the flagpole and kick around for awhile until it blossoms?

Party In My Diapee
Jan 24, 2014
Did you place the toilet paper in the over or under position, and how do you wipe your butt?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Obdicut posted:

unk-unks

Why is this a thing. The thing it's supposed to stand for is the same number of letters, why do people need a baby-talk term for it?

Obdicut
May 15, 2012

"What election?"

Murphy Brownback posted:

Why is this a thing. The thing it's supposed to stand for is the same number of letters, why do people need a baby-talk term for it?

Unknown-unknowns is not the same number of letters. What are you thinking of?

yeah I eat ass
Mar 14, 2005

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Obdicut posted:

Unknown-unknowns is not the same number of letters. What are you thinking of?

Unknowns. Unknown-unknowns is redundant and I think we can all agree that "unk-unk" sounds silly.

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Magnus Praeda
Jul 18, 2003
The largess in the land.

Murphy Brownback posted:

Unknowns. Unknown-unknowns is redundant and I think we can all agree that "unk-unk" sounds silly.

But how else will we differentiate between the things we know we know and the things we know we don't know and the things we don't know we don't know and the things we don't know we know and oh look my head's gone firmly up my rear end oh my now isn't that lovely....

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