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Good news! The first player from the goon class got paid! Big McLargehuge signed with the Jacksonville Jaguars for 4 years, $22 million! (I have no idea how this happened. I must have hosed up his contract info when inputting the players... idk). He is expected to start along side fellow new Jaguar Luke Kuechly, so I guess he gets to learn from the best now.
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Oh in other news, I found Desmond Carter. I'm not sure why he isn't showing up on the stats sheets or anywhere else, but his personal stats say he did in fact start all 16 games in 2015, making 5 picks and defending 21 passes. I might have overlooked him due to the fact that his name is so normal and NFL sounding. He'll be accounted for in future updates.
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THE FREE AGENCY/ WHO'S GETTING PAID/ MISC TRANSACTION POST FOR 2016 Big McLargehuge:JAX, 4 years, $22 Million (Free Agent) Athanatos: JAX, 3 years, 15 million (won a holdout) Larry Anders: NOS, 2 years, 1.78 Mil (Free Agent) Gymrat Cow: SFO, 1 year, 660K (Free agent, was released by MIN) Mister Wulf: DET, 3 Years. $31.65 Mil (won a holdout) Geoff Peterson: JAX, 1 Year, 660k (released by PIT)(Week 1) Geoff Peterson: Released by JAX (Week 2) Brick Largemeat: IR Week 2 Lars Umlaut: Held out until week 6, didn't get new contract. NFL GENERIC: IR Week 6 David Aguars: Released week 15, signed with Jets for min. contract That Guyclint: GBY, 3 years, 10.02 million. zimbomonkey fucked around with this message at 20:43 on Aug 5, 2015 |
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Aug 5, 2015 19:52
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Poor Sugar, just no place in the modern NFL for a Rutgers TE.
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Aug 5, 2015 19:55
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none of the goon QBs can break a starting role can they
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Aug 5, 2015 20:23
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MR Wulf got paid. Over 10 million a year for a non-pass rushing OLB?
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Aug 5, 2015 20:29
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Bobby Hill sustained a serious shoulder injury in week 16. It's unknown when or if he'll be able to return in the playoffs.
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Aug 5, 2015 20:37
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zimbomonkey posted:Bobby Hill sustained a serious shoulder injury in week 16. It's unknown when or if he'll be able to return in the playoffs. Noooooooooo
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Aug 5, 2015 20:44
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Doomed to obscurity on the Raiders, I guess 
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Aug 5, 2015 20:44
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Godammit Lars. Nobody likes a diva.
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WugLyfe posted:Doomed to obscurity on the Raiders, I guess You're still in your rookie contract. You'll get yours.
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zimbomonkey posted:You're still in your rookie contract. You'll get yours. But will Bobby 
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Metapod posted:But will Bobby Bobby's family will be reimbursed for the cost of his funeral. They will not be allowed to speak at his Hall Of Fame Induction, though.
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zimbomonkey posted:Bobby's family will be reimbursed for the cost of his funeral. They will not be allowed to speak at his Hall Of Fame Induction, though. Goddamn Ice cold
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Another season in the books! 2016 Rushing Totals PLAYER ATT YDS AVG TDS Detroit Dogg 274 1396 5.09 10 Vladimir Lenin 297 1382 4.65 8 Bobby Hill 326 1347 4.13 10 Duane Butane 309 1251 4.05 11* Al Bundy 265 1100 4.15 7 Don Dagga 108 567 5.25 6 Larry Anders 154 454 2.95 Receiving Totals REC YDS TDs Shaq Shoulders 85 1324 10 Gonad Ballbarian 93 1141 9 Athanatos 57 847 6 Bobby Hill 70 734 2 Duane Butane 85 640 6 Al Bundy 86 598 2 Vladimir Lenin 78 539 6 Larry Anders 54 120 1
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Aug 6, 2015 01:13
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Jesus Christ Bills give Bobby a break
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I HOPE MY 5TH ROUND LB LEADS THE LEAGUE IN TACKLES im angling for a bigggg contract
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2016 Defensive Stats Player TKL SCK That Guyclint 105 0 Jack Thomas 98 3.0 RANDY SAVAGE 84 1.0 Pat Drahftpik 83 0 Desmond Carter 67 0 Mister Wulf 58 0 Big McLargehuge 47 1 Lars Umlaut 42 15.5 (With a 6 week holdout, no less) Lou Strombone 38 9 Stan Darsh 34 12 Pass Defense Stats Player INTS DEF Desmond Carter 5 33 (Led the league by a HUGE margin- next best 20) Randy Savage 5 13 Burning Hammer 4 18 That Guyclint 3 12 Jack Thomas 0 12 Analysis and standings/playoffs coming soon!
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Waroduce posted:I HOPE MY 5TH ROUND LB LEADS THE LEAGUE IN TACKLES Not even top 20 unfortunately. We'll have to see
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zimbomonkey posted:2016 Defensive Stats 1.5 sacks per game? Holy poo poo.
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zimbomonkey posted:Another season in the books! Best average and I cant get a big Free Agent contract? Aww man. GB is a good team though
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I hate you that guyclint
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Aug 6, 2015 04:54
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Why? You're still dozens of tackles behind the actual leader, which is something called a "Perry Riley."
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Aug 6, 2015 05:21
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Bobby Hill has a total of 1686 touches in his career.
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zimbomonkey posted:2016 Defensive Stats Nice, he's still on the Bengals right?
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Waroduce posted:I hate you that guyclint Got a ring, money, and still tackling fools. 
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Metapod posted:Jesus Christ Bills give Bobby a break Surefire HOF lock jfc.
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WugLyfe posted:Surefire HOF lock jfc. Dead by 27 rip
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2016 Regular Season standings: NFC 1. Philadelphia (13-3) 2. Atlanta (11-5) 3. Green Bay (10-6) 4. Arizona (9-7) 5. Washington (13-3) 6. Chicago (9-7) AFC 1. New England (11-5) 2. Indianapolis (11-5) 3. Cincinnati (11-5) 4. Denver (9-7) 5. Buffalo (11-5) 6. Jacksonville (10-6) Playoffs: NFC: WC CHI 30 GB 28 ARI 24 WAS 21 DIV ATL 23 AZ 20 PHI 27 CHI 14 Championship PHI 28 ATL 20 AFC: WC CIN 34 Jax 24 DEN 34 BUF 20 DIV CIN 23 NE 19 IND 27 DEN 10 Championship CIN 19 IND 16 Super Bowl Philadelphia Defeats Cincinnati, 39-33 Awards: MVP: Andrew Luck Coach of the Year: Chip Kelly Super Bowl MVP: Nick Foles First team All-Pros: LT: Zach de la Fuenta, Jets CB: Desmond Carter, Bengals Second team: Vladimir Lenin, HB, OAK Cincinnati makes its first super bowl! Other than that there isn't really a lot to talk about here. Bobby Hill has the first in what will probably be a long series of major injuries. Jacksonville made the playoffs. New England returned to form Tom Brady's retirement behind a QB named Derek Reilly. All the goon QBs are terrible. Well, on to 2017! I'm guessing we'll be seeing a lot of new contracts. I'm going to start a new thread for it because as we get more and more team changes it'll be nice to have an OP that reflects that info. So I should have that up sometime soon.
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Oh wow... apparently retired players can become coaches in this game. Deangelo Williams got a job as an assistant for the cowboys. I'll have to track that as well. Also the saints have a backup QB named T-Rex Woodard.
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How am I doing overall, strombone
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Aug 6, 2015 19:23
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Did Jubs McLinebacker not play this season?
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This has happened before sorry
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Jamizzy99 posted:This has happened before sorry Twice!
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Yeah I'm not sure what I was thinking. I might have just been thinking of Andy Dalton... Not really sure.
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welp. enn arrarr hasn't even made it into a game yet, but at least the eagles won back to back superbowls I guess.
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