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Jamizzy99
Jul 4, 2007
Would it possible to see what teams each rookie is playing for or is that too much to ask right now? I wanna see which coach I'm supposed to hate for not playing me more

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Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Hopefully this means Bundy won't need to go back to the shoe store!

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
Is my TE even on a team? :(

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

good lord, Burning Hammer

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Busting hard. Not quite Jamarcus level busting, but so close :buddy:

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Jamizzy99 posted:

Would it possible to see what teams each rookie is playing for or is that too much to ask right now? I wanna see which coach I'm supposed to hate for not playing me more

Go back and look at the draft. No one has changed teams.

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Burning Hammer :staredog:

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

zimbomonkey posted:

No one has changed teams.

gently caress

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Brick Largemeat thinks that's bullshit. Sure, Burning Hammer had 3 more picks... but Brick had 10 more pass breakups and 1 more TD. Come on now.

Jamizzy99
Jul 4, 2007

zimbomonkey posted:

Go back and look at the draft. No one has changed teams.

At least Don Dagga got a superbowl ring and went undefeated :unsmith:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

zimbomonkey posted:

Go back and look at the draft. No one has changed teams.

lol drafted by the browns

https://soundcloud.com/user237822301/wicked-lame

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
i refuse to let this die

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
Nope, not dead. Doing an update momentarily.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Armitage posted:

Hopefully this means Bundy won't need to go back to the shoe store!

I highly doubt that now.

2014 REGULAR SEASON RUSHING STATS

PLAYER ATT YDS AVG TD
Al Bundy 271 1494* 5.51 9
Bobby Hill 335 1376 4.11 11*
Duane Butane 326 1338 4.1 4
Vladimir Lenin 260 978 3.76 5
Detroit Dogg 186 723 3.89 5
Don Dagga 80 358 4.48 3
Larry Anders 67 244 3.64 2


*-Leads League

RECEIVING
PLAYER REC YDS TD
Gonad Ballbarian 90 1180 5
Shaq Shoulders 82 1056 12
Athanatos 51 767 5
NFL GENERIC 47 648 3
Bobby Hill 61 568 2
Duane Butane 61 544 5
David Aguars 2 21 0

PASSING (AKA THE DISAPPOINTING CATEGORY)
PLAYER ATT CMP % YDS TD INT
Cal Ripken Jr 111 74 66.7 857 4 6

He only got 3 starts and played some mop up duty. If he ends up being the best QB of his class with stats like these... shameful. Also worth mentioning that Bobby Hill missed the first game with a sprained foot. Al Bundy had better be looking over his shoulder next year.

davecrazy
Nov 25, 2004

I'm an insufferable shitposter who does not deserve to root for such a good team. Also, this is what Matt Harvey thinks of me and my garbage posting.
2 catches for 21 yards. That's no way to use a Rutgers man.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Metapod posted:

i refuse to let this die

:hfive:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

zimbomonkey posted:

I highly doubt that now.

2014 REGULAR SEASON RUSHING STATS

PLAYER ATT YDS AVG TD

Bobby Hill 335 1376 4.11 11*

*-Leads League

RECEIVING
PLAYER REC YDS TD
Bobby Hill 61 568 2

Also worth mentioning that Bobby Hill missed the first game with a sprained foot.

Rushing Touchdown leader :getin:

335+61+377=773 total touches so far for Bobby Hill's career :ohdear:

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

davecrazy posted:

2 catches for 21 yards. That's no way to use a Rutgers man.

Pretty sure the proper way to use a rutgers man is as fertilizer

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

davecrazy posted:

2 catches for 21 yards. That's no way to use a Rutgers man.

Wait you create Kenny Britt

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Woo 1.1k yd season :peanut:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
This loving offensive bias smh


Defense wins championships

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


Hey man, I did it on the raiders with TPryor throwing.

Armitage
Aug 16, 2005

"Mathman's not here." "Oh? Where is he?" "He's in the Mathroom."
Here's hoping Bundy doesn't meet any redheads in this reality :ohdear:

nrr
Jan 2, 2007

Can't even get the browns to put me in smdh

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

WugLyfe posted:

Hey man, I did it on the raiders with TPryor throwing.

That was in Madden.

You have brian hoyer in this current league.

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?
2014 DEFENSE STATS
Player TKL SK
Jack Thomas 98 2
Mister Wulf 88 1
That Guyclint 85 1
Brick Largemeat 70 1
RANDY SAVAGE 67 0
Jubs Mclinebacker 60 2
Burning Hammer 60 1.5
Lou Strombone 44 6.5
Lars Umlaut 36 8
Stan Darsh 30 16.5
Big McLargehuge 24 0
Slip Up 6 .5
Desmond Carter 6 0
Gymrat Cow 4 0

PASS DEFENSE
Player INT TD DEF
RANDY SAVAGE 11* 1 13
Brick Largemeat 5 3* 16
That Guyclint 4 0 16
Big McLargehuge 3 2 8
Burning Hammer 3 1 15
Jack Thomas 2 0 13
Desmond Carter 2 0 3
Lou Strombone 1 0 0
Mister Wulf 0 0 4
Gymrat Cow 0 0 1

Should be noted that Gymrat Cow only played 1 game and Desmond Carter missed the last 14 games of the season due to injury.

Next up is playoffs and awards.

JoeRules
Jul 11, 2001
16.5 sacks? :monocle: :getin:

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008
Do they do pro bowl and awards and poo poo?

Jamizzy99
Jul 4, 2007

zimbomonkey posted:

Don Dagga 80 358 4.48 3

Progress :unsmith:

If this trend keeps up I'll be scoring double digits touchdowns in only a few years!

Good thing I got a superbowl ring already

GonadTheBallbarian
Jul 23, 2007


zimbomonkey posted:

That was in Madden.

You have brian hoyer in this current league.

Now there's an interesting one.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

zimbomonkey posted:

2014 DEFENSE STATS
Player TKL SK
Jack Thomas 98 2
Mister Wulf 88 1
That Guyclint 85 1
Brick Largemeat 70 1
RANDY SAVAGE 67 0
Jubs Mclinebacker 60 2
Burning Hammer 60 1.5
Lou Strombone 44 6.5
Lars Umlaut 36 8
Stan Darsh 30 16.5
Big McLargehuge 24 0
Slip Up 6 .5
Desmond Carter 6 0
Gymrat Cow 4 0

PASS DEFENSE
Player INT TD DEF
RANDY SAVAGE 11* 1 13
Brick Largemeat 5 3* 16
That Guyclint 4 0 16
Big McLargehuge 3 2 8
Burning Hammer 3 1 15
Jack Thomas 2 0 13
Desmond Carter 2 0 3
Lou Strombone 1 0 0
Mister Wulf 0 0 4
Gymrat Cow 0 0 1

Should be noted that Gymrat Cow only played 1 game and Desmond Carter missed the last 14 games of the season due to injury.

Next up is playoffs and awards.

Hey, cool, I didn't know you even created Gymrat. Did he just suck and play as a backup, or did he get injured?

Epi Lepi
Oct 29, 2009

You can hear the voice
Telling you to Love
It's the voice of MK Ultra
And you're doing what it wants

zimbomonkey posted:

2014 DEFENSE STATS
Player TKL SK
Jack Thomas 98 2
Mister Wulf 88 1
That Guyclint 85 1
Brick Largemeat 70 1
RANDY SAVAGE 67 0
Jubs Mclinebacker 60 2
Burning Hammer 60 1.5
Lou Strombone 44 6.5
Lars Umlaut 36 8
Stan Darsh 30 16.5
Big McLargehuge 24 0
Slip Up 6 .5
Desmond Carter 6 0
Gymrat Cow 4 0

PASS DEFENSE
Player INT TD DEF
RANDY SAVAGE 11* 1 13
Brick Largemeat 5 3* 16
That Guyclint 4 0 16
Big McLargehuge 3 2 8
Burning Hammer 3 1 15
Jack Thomas 2 0 13
Desmond Carter 2 0 3
Lou Strombone 1 0 0
Mister Wulf 0 0 4
Gymrat Cow 0 0 1

Should be noted that Gymrat Cow only played 1 game and Desmond Carter missed the last 14 games of the season due to injury.

Next up is playoffs and awards.

2015 is Desmond Carters year! He's still on the Bengals though right? :mediocre:

zimbomonkey
Jul 15, 2008

Tattoos? On MY black quarterback?

Chichevache posted:

Hey, cool, I didn't know you even created Gymrat. Did he just suck and play as a backup, or did he get injured?

He doesn't show up on the injury report so I guess he sucks? Hard to say just yet. Things can fluctuate season to season.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

zimbomonkey posted:

He doesn't show up on the injury report so I guess he sucks? Hard to say just yet. Things can fluctuate season to season.

I don't think you even listed a stat for him last season, so he must suck. Do you know what team he is on? I don't recall you listing him in the draft.

Waroduce
Aug 5, 2008

zimbomonkey posted:

2014 DEFENSE STATS
Player TKL SK
Jack Thomas 98 2

Jack Thomas, late round LB on one of the worst teams in the league vacuums up tackles simply on merit of not being pants on head retarded

I'm like the Posluzney of Tennessee

Angling for that high paying second contract

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Poor Rexy, stuck in Cleveland and can't even get on the field.

THE MACHO MAN
Nov 15, 2007

...Carey...

draw me like one of your French Canadian girls
gently caress yeah Randy Savage

Dubious
Mar 7, 2006

The Heroes the Vikings Deserve
Lipstick Apathy
Goon QBs - not good!

TheFlyingLlama
Jan 2, 2013

You really think someone would do that? Just go on the internet and be a llama?



someday mr Wulf will get his shot in an actual 3-4 defense

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Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
Lars Umlaut getting 8.5 sacks. Not bad for the second year guy.

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