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Chichevache posted:I don't think you even listed a stat for him last season, so he must suck. Do you know what team he is on? I don't recall you listing him in the draft. Yeah, I forgot to list him in the draft. He's in Miami, his name in the draft should have replaced Demarkus Wade. 5th round.
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zimbomonkey posted:Yeah, I forgot to list him in the draft. He's in Miami, his name in the draft should have replaced Demarkus Wade. 5th round. Cool. Thanks for looking it up. Since he's on the Dolphins I'm going to blame the scheme, somehow.
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He got one of the lower potential ratings. Hey, while I'm doing all of this: PLAYOFF TIME!!! Okay here are the playoff teams (Can't find exact seeding because I accidentally advanced the game too far) NFC TEAMS: Panthers Seahawks Lions Packers Rams Eagles AFC Colts Chargers Ravens Texans Broncos Patriots Game Results: WC Round Colts 31 Patriots 26 Texans 24 Broncos 17 Eagles 26 Seahawks 14 Lions 33 Rams 16 DIV Round Packers 41 Eagles 14 Panthers 48 Lions 13 Ravens 34 Texans 9 Chargers 24 Colts 16 Championships Chargers 26 Ravens 14 Panthers 44 Packers 34 Super Bowl Panthers 42 Chargers 16 (be still, my heart) Super Bowl Stats Duane Butane carries 9 times for 23 yards and 2 touchdowns Shaq Shoulders catches 5 balls for 63 yards and 2 TDs Burning Hammer makes 6 tackles and 1 pick The Panthers had quite a year after completely retooling their offense (remember this starts based on 2013 rosters so no Benjamin) by signing Gronk and Dez Bryant. Still, when it counted most they were both outperformed by Shaq Shoulders. Also Duane Butane is a hell of a goal line back as it turns out. Playoff stats Rushing Player GP ATT YDS TDS Duane Butane 3 36 143 2 Detroit Dogg 2 19 118 1 Receiving Player GP REC YDS TDS Shaq Shoulders 3 18 275 6(!) Duane Butane 3 15 153 0 Detroit Dogg 2 7 15 0 NFL GENERIC 2 2 21 0 Don Dagga 2 1 1 0 AWARDS First Team All Pro Safety: RANDY SAVAGE Second Team All Pro RB: Duane Butane Second Team All Pro DE: Stan Darsh Second Team All Pro CB: Brick Largemeat Second Team All Pro Safety: That Guyclint So there you have season 2! If anyone would like me to go back and look up anything just let me know. Otherwise... otherwise we just wait for the next season I guess. Oh, and Swagger didn't make a team and is in free agent limbo. Sorry Swagger!
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lol look an irrelveant post to the best lb ever jack thomas because Tennessee sucks and is totally irrelevant to the nfl. a black hole devoid of talent. im going to smoke a bunch of weed and drive really fast down a highway this off-season. maybe ill fight dogs because there poo poo else to do in Tennessee. Maybe ill pull a sam hurd and start a massive illicit substance distribution operation and do it with real Tennessee moonshine incoming report of me adding 10-15lbs (thnx munchies), best shape of my life, and embarrassing social media pictures of me with hand rolled cigarettes in my mouth i hope i can play my way out of this shithole of a team and state god bless e: would like to request full season by game state line if its easily copy pastable. total snaps played if easily available/found.
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Jun 11, 2015 05:55
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Shaq Shoulders. Gimme dat ring, bitches!!
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zimbomonkey posted:
 that is loving insanequote:Oh, and Swagger didn't make a team and is in free agent limbo. Sorry Swagger! It's ok! It isn't like I specifically created a freak of nature to play on special teams so his career could quadruple all these Tolbertesque runningbacks!  I'm not bitter!
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Chichevache posted:
Tolbert wishes he was Bobby Hill Edit: what was the bills record?
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Lars Umlaut is a Cardinal, right?
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Fuckin' Raiders, man. Fuckin' Raiders never change.
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85 tackles a year isn't too bad. Neither is second-team all pro in the second year. And that rookie SB ring is p. nice. That Guyclint's having a great career already.
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Xposting: Is front office football fun/good if I wanna manage a football team? Is it basically football manger for American football? Also are there any good fourms or something where I can read up on it?
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I refuse to let this thread die till Don Dagga leads the league in rushing
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Yup
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I'm kind of busy with poo poo right now. I'm preparing to move. I'll do another when I can here, but it isn't dead.
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Just came here to pay my respects to a once great thread 
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Metapod posted:Just came here to pay my respects to a once great thread Pouring some out for my homies. 
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Chichevache posted:Pouring some out for my homies.   a good thread
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Lost my laptop in the move... once I find it I'll try and bang out an update. Unfortunately I currently have no idea where it is.
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zimbomonkey posted:Lost my laptop in the move... once I find it I'll try and bang out an update. Unfortunately I currently have no idea where it is. I wont let you string me along anymore 
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Man, I get drafted 3rd overall and bust. gently caress
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Found my laptop on friday. There will be an update by 9:00 EST tonight.
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Hail Satan RUSHING Player ATT YDS AVG TDs Detroit Dogg 285 1394 4.89 8 Bobby Hill 358 1394 3.89 9 Vladimir Lenin 265 1221 4.61 4 Al Bundy 249 1165 4.68 12* Duane Butane 296 1102 3.72 8 Larry Anders 186 683 3.67 5 Don Dagga 102 364 3.57 3 Receiving Player REC RecYds TDs Gonad Ballbarian 98 1261 10 Shaq Shoulders 91 1299 11 Bobby Hill 72 564 4 Athanatos 61 893 4 Duane Butane 60 430 2 NFL GENERIC 51 664 3 Passing NO ONE! YOU ALL loving SUCK! Defense to come shortly
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It's Alive!!!! Also goddamn Bobby Hill gets so many touches
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Metapod posted:It's Alive!!!! Yeah, I'll be interested to see if the game takes that into account or if he just plays at this level until he's 30 DEFENSE TIME! Player TKL SK Jack Thomas 125 .5 That Guyclint 96 5 Mister Wulf 92 4 RANDY SAVAGE 92 1 Pat Drahftpik 89 3 Burning Hammer 67 1 Brick Largemeat 66 0 Big McLargehuge 60 0 Lars Umlaut 52 18.5 Stan Darsh 36 10 Lou Strombone 34 9.5 Gymrat Cow 22 0 Jubs Mclinebacker 9 0 Pass Defense Player INT TD DEF RANDY SAVAGE 7 0 10 Pat DrahftPik 6 2 10 Burning Hammer 4 1 11 That Guyclint 2 0 14 Jack Thomas 2 1 8 Brick Largemeat 1 0 19 And that's another season. I'll do a standings and stuff in a bit.
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And he didn't even lead the league. That honor belonged to Adrian Clayborne.
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zimbomonkey posted:Yeah, I'll be interested to see if the game takes that into account or if he just plays at this level until he's 30 125 tackles get on my level bitches 5th Round All Star here
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Wooooo 1k+ season! Boooooo still on the raiders
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Swagger Vache still doesn't kick for anyone?
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It's really hard to tell for sure, but it seems like he was cut. He doesn't appear on the stat sheet at all.
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Chichevache posted:Swagger Vache still doesn't kick for anyone? No, it seems like kickers are too well entrenched by the game. As I recall Swagger was actually pretty highly rated in potential by the RNG.
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zimbomonkey posted:
drat, never thought I'd see an update. My player is getting worse but he'll always have that superbowl ring 
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Standings time! Seeding: AFC Baltimore (13-3) Indianapolis (11-5) Buffalo (11-5) Oakland (9-7) Cleveland (11-5) New York Jets (10-6) NFC Seattle (10-6) Philadelphia (10-6) Green Bay (10-6) Carolina (9-7) Detroit (9-7) Atlanta (9-7) The NFL is slowly approaching parity. The worst record in the league was 5-11 and was held by 3 different teams. Only 6 teams had less than 7 wins. The NFC is particularly even, as only 2 teams in the division had less than 7 wins and no one had more than 10. There were 4 NFC teams that went 9-7, one (the Rams) that went 8-8, and 6 that were 7-9. The AFC was a bit more spread out but a lot of that was due to the AFC west being a shitshow. It is also because the better teams were better, but middle of the pack teams were a lot worse. The AFC's biggest bright spot and biggest surprise was the AFC East, which sported 3 teams with winning records and the lowly Patriots at 6-10. Brady had a really down year, only putting up 21 TDs and 13 picks. The Pats couldn't run the ball to make up for it, so that's why they look like they do. Meanwhile Buffalo boasted the league's best run defense, only allowing 1284 yards all season. Other things of note: Bobby Hill's body is starting to feel the pressure of the NFL. He is listed as probable with shoulder tendinitis. James Carpenter and Davon House are missing games... due to tobacco withdrawal. 3 Players, most notably Will Montgomery, are out for at least 2 years due to CTE (or as the game calls it, "repetitive concussion syndrome") Now for Playoffs! NFC WILD CARD SEA 20 ATL 11 CAR 28 DET 22 DIVISION CAR 37 GB 24 PHI 26 SEA 7 CHAMPIONSHIP PHI 47 CAR 29 AFC WILD CARD CLE 26 OAK 10 IND 33 NYJ 9 DIVISION BAL 41 CLE 21 BUF 29 IND 27 CHAMPIONSHIP BUF 38 BAL 20 SUPER BOWL PHI 27 BUF 20 League MVP: Andrew Luck Super Bowl MVP: Nick Foles DPOTY: Adrian Clayborn First Team All Pros: Zachary De La Fuenta, OT, Titans Lars Umlaut, DE, Cardials Pat Drahftpik, S, Bills Second Team AP: Bobby Hill, RB, Bills That Guyclint, S, Packers Playoff Stats: Bobby Hill: 66 ATT, 382 Yds, 1 TD 21 REC, 208 Yds, 2 TD (Holy poo poo) Al Bundy: 36 ATT, 171 Yds, 0 TD, 9 REC, 29 Yds, 0 TDs Duane Butane: 28, 158, 1, 6 REC, 60 Yds, Detroit Dogg: 18, 123, 0 Vladimir Lenin: 11 ATT, 35 Yds Gonad Ballbarian: 6 REC, 77 Yds, 0 TD Shaq Shoulders: 23 REC, 312 Tds, 5 TDs And that's a wrap for another season! And thanks to everyone that stuck it out through all the bullshit. You're the real MVPs (NOTE: You are not the MVP. Andrew Luck is the MVP). We'll continue with next year's stats within a few days. Who wants to set the O/U on number of games Bobby Hill plays before suffering a career-ending chronic injury?
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zimbomonkey posted:SUPER BOWL My immersion! 
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zimbomonkey posted:Standings time! Hey, Oakland made the playoffs this time! And lost to... wait, what? GonadTheBallbarian fucked around with this message at 19:49 on Aug 3, 2015 |
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125 tackles on a lovely team, I need to demand a trade or holdout for FA idk what to do.
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The Bills QB is Manuel. And good news for those of you that are unhappy with your team... free agency is just around the corner!
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